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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Holy poo poo, Donald Trumps 20 second opening statement almost fills one of those Republican Debate Bingo cards.

I'm a billionaire, I wrote this book, I want to build up our military, etc.

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am not bragging but I have made billions and billions of dollars through being so smart.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Carly Fiorina looks like someone halfway to becoming a walking dead.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Demonachizer posted:

I am not bragging but I have made billions and billions of dollars through being so smart.

So... the opposite of Trump then.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Every candidate; "I'm flamingly gay."

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
John Kasich: I sucked Reagan's dick on that there airplane behind us

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Chris Christie is actually the one that should have a blimp because he is a fat blimp himself.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Demonachizer posted:

Chris Christie is actually the one that should have a blimp because he is a fat blimp himself.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I will vote for any candidate that isn't wearing a flag pin during a debate.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
The plan is just to make Trump mad enough that he starts swearing, huh?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Trump just took a hot steamy dump on Rand Paul :lol:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Ok I thought this was going to be deeply depressing but this is already loving hilarious and it's only been 5 minutes.

*pours another margarita*

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
this is the best

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
They're up in front of Ronald reagans penis.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

the rsf thread has good i nfo


Trump right where he should be, in punching range of jeb

enough canidates to have a horse race

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
the republican party should do brackets

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Annnnnddd.... it's already devolving into un-moderated poo poo slinging.

This is glorious.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
TRUMP is a the master debater

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Annnnnddd.... it's already devolving into un-moderated poo poo slinging.

This is glorious.

Devolved? This was super obviously the design from the beginning.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I want the debate to literally run a train on Fiorino.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

haha the knives come out when they mention trumps bankruptcies.

also holy gently caress JEB just refusing to admit his loser brother's involvement in ruining the american reputation.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

i like how if they are asked something uncomfortable they just say "well the voters will decide that" lol

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Demonachizer posted:

I will vote for any candidate that isn't wearing a flag pin during a debate.

what if its a ussr/china/sweden/palestine flag?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
got back from taking a creamy poo poo, I miss anything?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



VendaGoat posted:

got back from taking a creamy poo poo, I miss anything?

Now youre just watching one

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

vyst posted:

Now youre just watching one

Is furiosa hot? This is my topic, go

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



VendaGoat posted:

Is furiosa hot? This is my topic, go

uh. yea.

Next question.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

vyst posted:

Now youre just watching one

hah

Also, I knew Trump was dumb as poo poo, but wow. He has no answers to anything. He says what he wants to do, but he doesn't say how he'll manage to pull this poo poo off. All of these career politicians are making him look like a child.

What will you do with Russia Mr. Trump?

Literally what he said: I'll talk to him and we'll be friends.

Wow. This man has no idea how the world works.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

vyst posted:

uh. yea.

Next question.

I don't mean mad max furiosa

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


walker sweating like the pig he is

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

did they all arrive in that plane?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Xenophobia and Jingoism! So it was, So it Shall Be again!*

*not Rand Paul

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
first blood israel name drop, thats a drink

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

JAKEJAKEJAKE

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Reagan Great!* gently caress Iran!'

*Treason with Iran
'Doesn't understand History

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

You talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Crusty Nutsack posted:

walker sweating like the pig he is

He's my governor. He should be afraid. He has to make his own decisions in this debate, unless he has a Koch earpiece in.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Pennywise the Frown posted:

He's my governor. He should be afraid. He has to make his own decisions in this debate, unless he has a Koch earpiece in.

mine too


though koch has pretty much dropped his rear end so that's p cool


can't wait to see what he does to this state after election season is over!

:(

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Yup right out of thin air!

Oh and courts apparently can't make laws. I need a history class from Huckabee.

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Huckabee is really mad about fags

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