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Bitches who do that are easier than a sunday morning. All you have to do is talk to them a little bit and distract them from their mediocre lives, and all of a sudden they're jerking you off with one hand slicing themself up with the other.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:45 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 08:49 |
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gonna gently caress the daddy issues right out of an emo girl, aw yea
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:47 |
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I think cutting you would suffice.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:47 |
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Hobohemian posted:I think cutting you would suffice. Try it, you limp-wristed assqueer.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:48 |
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cut your dick off
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:49 |
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I've had some fishing line or some poo poo sticking out if my gut for a couple weeks now so I cut that shut off today
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:50 |
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No, get therapy you stupid gently caress.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:51 |
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Don't cut yourself on that edge there, OP.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:55 |
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yes I had a very painful cyst lanced. So satisfying.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 05:58 |
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no, as cutting skin in fact causes pain you're welcome for that btw
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 06:01 |
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I burn myself, op. But not to "feel" and I won't jack you off. Sorry.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:23 |
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uh no because I'm not illogical well at least on the issue of curing pain with pain but the endorphins
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:27 |
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mdm posted:uh no because I'm not illogical dumber than normal homepaths
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:27 |
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not for years
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:28 |
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i mean, no, daggot bitch, lol!
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 09:29 |
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I had a big zit once and i took a knife to it and POP puss and blood everywhere. Was quite the relief op.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:01 |
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I man up, that's what everyone should do
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 10:04 |
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Sometimes I like to pour hot candle wax on my balls and jack off
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 15:53 |
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I remember a thread long ago of someone who worked at a mental hospital and one of the stories was about "kangaroo girl", everyone was excited to hear the story because with such a cute title like that how could you go wrong? Well kanagroo girl would cut open the skin on her abdomen and hide thing under the cut skin flap. Cannot get the image out of my mind.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:14 |
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a bone to pick posted:I remember a thread long ago of someone who worked at a mental hospital and one of the stories was about "kangaroo girl", everyone was excited to hear the story because with such a cute title like that how could you go wrong? I'm sure it's a jaunty and twee tale of a cute and vulnerable girl who like to hop a lot and I could take care of her and protect her AND OHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:18 |
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Oh, cut it out.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:19 |
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what???
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:26 |
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A pound of flesh from your arm.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:34 |
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op's right but those girls cry and threaten to kill themselves when you dont fall in love with them
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:36 |
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:39 |
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fakeaccount posted:Bitches who do that are easier than a sunday morning. All you have to do is talk to them a little bit and distract them from their mediocre lives, and all of a sudden they're jerking you off with one hand slicing themself up with the other. quite the catch you are if you have to aim for such losers to fck
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:44 |
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pick your dick in their open wounds
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:50 |
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Al Borland posted:I had a big zit once and i took a knife to it and POP puss and blood everywhere. Was quite the relief op. holy crow
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 16:59 |
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My brain works properly so no
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:00 |
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I mostly cut other people
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 20:03 |
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I don't know...cutting yourself just causes more pain so I don't see how that helps.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 20:12 |
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sometimes I gently caress up and scratch a mosquito bite, fml
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 03:12 |
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no but there's nothing quite like pulling a pore strip off your nose.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 03:28 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 03:32 |
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loving shower more often
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 03:41 |
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Also a bottle of Elmer's glue does the same thing and costs 10% as much.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 04:07 |
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Lycaeon posted:I don't know...cutting yourself just causes more pain so I don't see how that helps. Gotta use an anti-knife.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 04:14 |
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sometimes i cut myself just to see how much it bleeds it's like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 04:16 |
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Enfield posted:cut your dick off Burn your dick off.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 04:21 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 08:49 |
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CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
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