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fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bitches who do that are easier than a sunday morning. All you have to do is talk to them a little bit and distract them from their mediocre lives, and all of a sudden they're jerking you off with one hand slicing themself up with the other.

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

gonna gently caress the daddy issues right out of an emo girl, aw yea

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I think cutting you would suffice.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Hobohemian posted:

I think cutting you would suffice.

Try it, you limp-wristed assqueer.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
cut your dick off

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

I've had some fishing line or some poo poo sticking out if my gut for a couple weeks now so I cut that shut off today

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

No, get therapy you stupid gently caress.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Don't cut yourself on that edge there, OP.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
yes I had a very painful cyst lanced. So satisfying.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

no, as cutting skin in fact causes pain

you're welcome for that btw

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I burn myself, op. But not to "feel" and I won't jack you off. Sorry.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
uh no because I'm not illogical

well at least on the issue of curing pain with pain

:qq: but the endorphins :qq:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

mdm posted:

uh no because I'm not illogical

well at least on the issue of curing pain with pain

:qq: but the endorphins :qq:

dumber than normal homepaths

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

not for years

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i mean, no, daggot bitch, lol!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I had a big zit once and i took a knife to it and POP puss and blood everywhere. Was quite the relief op.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I man up, that's what everyone should do

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Sometimes I like to pour hot candle wax on my balls and jack off

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I remember a thread long ago of someone who worked at a mental hospital and one of the stories was about "kangaroo girl", everyone was excited to hear the story because with such a cute title like that how could you go wrong?

Well kanagroo girl would cut open the skin on her abdomen and hide thing under the cut skin flap. Cannot get the image out of my mind.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

a bone to pick posted:

I remember a thread long ago of someone who worked at a mental hospital and one of the stories was about "kangaroo girl", everyone was excited to hear the story because with such a cute title like that how could you go wrong?

Well kanagroo girl would cut open the skin on her abdomen and hide thing under the cut skin flap. Cannot get the image out of my mind.

I'm sure it's a jaunty and twee tale of a cute and vulnerable girl who like to hop a lot and I could take care of her and protect her AND OHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!! :magical:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Oh, cut it out.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
what???

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
A pound of flesh from your arm.

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
op's right

but those girls cry and threaten to kill themselves when you dont fall in love with them

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

fakeaccount posted:

Bitches who do that are easier than a sunday morning. All you have to do is talk to them a little bit and distract them from their mediocre lives, and all of a sudden they're jerking you off with one hand slicing themself up with the other.

quite the catch you are if you have to aim for such losers to fck

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
pick your dick in their open wounds

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Al Borland posted:

I had a big zit once and i took a knife to it and POP puss and blood everywhere. Was quite the relief op.

holy crow

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

My brain works properly so no

naem
May 29, 2011

I mostly cut other people

Lycaeon
Feb 20, 2013

A closed door is a closed mind.
I don't know...cutting yourself just causes more pain so I don't see how that helps.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
sometimes I gently caress up and scratch a mosquito bite, fml

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
no but there's nothing quite like pulling a pore strip off your nose.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


loving shower more often

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
Also a bottle of Elmer's glue does the same thing and costs 10% as much.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Lycaeon posted:

I don't know...cutting yourself just causes more pain so I don't see how that helps.

Gotta use an anti-knife.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
sometimes i cut myself just to see how much it bleeds it's like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME

Enfield posted:

cut your dick off

Burn your dick off.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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