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a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
It doesnt sound like it would be very good to me

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i don't know op, try it out

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
your posting sucks so loving hard theres no way you cant answer this yourself, OP

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Ask your dad.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Tom Brady posted:

your posting sucks so loving hard theres no way you cant answer this yourself, OP

Thats rich coming from the guy whos name is synonymous with bad blow jobs

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

a bay posted:

Thats rich coming from the guy whos name is synonymous with bad blow jobs

suck the air right outta them balls

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

a bay posted:

Thats rich coming from the guy whos name is synonymous with bad blow jobs

haha

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Hobohemian posted:

Ask your dad.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a bay posted:

Thats rich coming from the guy whos name is synonymous with bad blow jobs

:golfclap:

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


It's cool when you feel the guy react to your movements

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp
That's a question for my little friend here...

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
blowjobs are like sucking eggs out of a shell

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
why do they call it a blow job anyways? please don't blow, but suck. that's my advice

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp
The vacuum cleaner!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

why do they call it a blow job anyways? please don't blow, but suck. that's my advice
I've heard it's a corruption of "below job" from Victorian whore chat, and I'll believe that.

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp

Darth123123 posted:

why do they call it a blow job anyways? please don't blow, but suck. that's my advice

Because the "job", the task at hand (mouth in this instance), is to get him to blow. To blow his load, not a gasket. Hence the term "blowjob."

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

jBrereton posted:

I've heard it's a corruption of "below job" from Victorian whore chat, and I'll believe that.

this would be cool

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



well op doing a blow job is a lot like sucking dick which im sure you're familiar with

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

sometimes i think it would be cool to feel a hot hard dick moving around in your mouth. i just do.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Mr. Pumroy posted:

sometimes i think it would be cool to feel a hot hard dick moving around in your mouth. i just do.

People seem to think this but Im not sold on the idea. It sounds like kind of a one way thing to me

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i don't know if i would be okay with a dude manhandling my head like forcing his dick down my throat. that doesn't seem nice at all, but just like a calm blow job scenario doesn't seem that bad.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you can probably suck off zuchinnis and bananas to get a "feel" for it and move on to weeners when you feel ready

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp

a bay posted:

People seem to think this but Im not sold on the idea. It sounds like kind of a one way thing to me

Alright, let's cut to the chase here. What exactly would it take to sell you on the idea? ~fans face with an array of large denomination bills~

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

a bay posted:

People seem to think this but Im not sold on the idea. It sounds like kind of a one way thing to me

do you like performing cunnilingus

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

A Stupid Baby posted:

do you like performing cunnilingus

I dont think Ive done that either

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
have you ever licked out someone's rear end in a top hat?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a bay posted:

I dont think Ive done that either
have you ever actually had sex at all op

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

symbolic posted:

have you ever actually had sex at all op

probably with one of their uncles

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
feels good assuming it isn't a hairy jungle

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A Stupid Baby posted:

do you like performing cunnilingus

I don't want to google this

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
suck my dick op

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Broenheim posted:

suck my dick op

Convince me to

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Put a sausage in your mouth and try to suck it without letting your teeth touch it

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
That doesnt sound easy or enjoyable really

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

It's kinda like playing with your food

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a bay posted:

That doesnt sound easy or enjoyable really
well jack off while you do it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Archer666 posted:

Put a sausage in your mouth and try to suck it without letting your teeth touch it

how does he get the full sploogee effect tho?

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Darth123123 posted:

how does he get the full sploogee effect tho?

Quickly pull the sausage out and pour yogurt over his face?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Darth123123 posted:

how does he get the full sploogee effect tho?

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