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its pretty cool, having the ability to make someone hard and cum in your mouth is very empowering. so i hear
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It's magical. Everything you've ever imagined and more.
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criscodisco posted:It's magical. Everything you've ever imagined and more. this is true, I only ever imagine firm-but-pliable sausages filling my mouth and forcing their way down my throat until they explode into a foul-tasting body-temperature custard and withdraw for 24-72 hours. This is all the things I imagine.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:56
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It's pretty swell.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:59
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Autofellatio isn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be. 
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Egbert Souse posted:Autofellatio isn't nearly as fun as I thought it would be. my back hurts
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Sep 18, 2015 03:19
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numberoneposter posted:you should see my chiropractor bills It was the hiccups
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tuyop posted:this is true, I only ever imagine firm-but-pliable sausages filling my mouth and forcing their way down my throat until they explode into a foul-tasting body-temperature custard and withdraw for 24-72 hours. This is all the things I imagine. Yeah you don't gargle the jizz or slurp it through your teeth like krill. If you're doing it right, you don't even taste it because it just shoots right down your throat and never hits the part of the tongue with tastebuds.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:38
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Swallowing is like when you have a cold and a lot of phlegm and mucus going on and you sniff and a big wad of mucus is in the back of your throat and you can't hork/spit because you are in company so you have to swallow this slightly salty gelatinous mass and it makes you slightly queasy. Giving a blow job is like someone trying to cram a banana at your uvula, especially when they grab your hair etc. it can be fun if you have a respectful partner because it is fun to give someone else pleasure, but if they're not polite about it it can be very unpleasant.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:47
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Can I page three olives to get a true cum sucking opinion? I don't believe a guy names shy house DAVE
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Sep 18, 2015 03:54
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Shithouse Dave posted:Swallowing is like when you have a cold and a lot of phlegm and mucus going on and you sniff and a big wad of mucus is in the back of your throat and you can't hork/spit because you are in company so you have to swallow this slightly salty gelatinous mass and it makes you slightly queasy. You've brought home way too much rough trade. Anyone worth blowing doesn't just try to cram it down your throat, and if you're good enough at it they won't even bother trying.
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Sep 18, 2015 03:55
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Aside from the whole semen swallowing thing it sounds nicer than eating pussy. That never doesn't smell, at least a little, unless you're going down in the shower. Also, unless you're blowing that meth addled goon who beats his boyfriend, you have an excuse to stop after he comes. Whereas unless your girl is particularly sensitive in the pussy area, less than two or three orgasms just makes you look ungenerous.
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Sep 18, 2015 07:11
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criscodisco posted:You've brought home way too much rough trade. Anyone worth blowing doesn't just try to cram it down your throat, and if you're good enough at it they won't even bother trying. This is true, I had a fairly rough time in my teenage years.
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Sep 18, 2015 07:14
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Sep 18, 2015 07:27
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I once blew my load on an old gf's tits (during her lunch break) and she did up her top and went back to work like it was no big deal Yeah, 'coz she was old. Old people don't give a poo poo about anything. Haven't you seen them in shops? Rude! loving hell. I can't wait until I'm old and can just push in front of everyone waiting in line, and get away with it just 'coz I'm old. Or have some strapping young buck come all over my boobs and leave his goop sitting there all day hoping I'd found the secret key to the fountain of youth. Not caring if people can smell it, I'll be old and old people get a free pass to do anything.
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Sep 18, 2015 07:40
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Titter posted:Because the "job", the task at hand (mouth in this instance), is to get him to blow. To blow his load, not a gasket. Hence the term "blowjob." I need to smartass on that, sorry. "Blow" was a term for prostitutes back then (dunno ho wthis came to be, maybe from blowing your salary on them), and no self-respecting would take your poxridden lousy cock in her noble ladymouth, so "Blows" where the only ones to do this "job". Hth.
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Sep 18, 2015 08:18
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Sep 18, 2015 08:19
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gently caress a blow job unless it's a deep throat imo
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Sep 18, 2015 08:20
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the tip of a dick feels like a hard boiled egg. just a thing to think of the next you're eating eggs
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Sep 18, 2015 08:42
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I get the feeling only one person who has sucked a dick has posted itt (in this thread)
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October Revolution posted:the tip of a dick feels like a hard boiled egg. just a thing to think of the next you're eating eggs Id describe my dicktip more as "plum-like" than boiled egg. Eating a boiled egg right now, doesnt feel anything like my dick tbh.
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gently caress da Mods posted:blowjobs are like sucking eggs out of a shell figures you'd know a lot about sucking from the quality of your posts.
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Sep 18, 2015 09:43
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It's like sliding your teeth across a foam kickboard
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Sep 18, 2015 10:01
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I need to smartass on that, sorry. It's okay, no apology necessary. Smartass is good. quote:"Blow" was a term for prostitutes back then (dunno ho wthis came to be, maybe from blowing your salary on them), and no self-respecting would take your poxridden lousy cock in her noble ladymouth, so "Blows" where the only ones to do this "job". ~nods~ That's also where the term "blow" for drugs came about too. These days, people buy their blow and snort it up. Back in the day, they'd sniff the "blow" (prostitue) before any buying was done. If they caught a whiff of a stench too untoward they'd know she was a bit ripe, that their penis would be better served by a prozzie who was a lot less on the nose, and they'd move on to the next corner to try sniff out a better deal. Yep! quote:Hth. If anything, ^^this is what would warrant an apology. Those three letters are best used only in cases of extreme sarcasm and smartassery. I think you've used it sincerely there, a cringeworthy assault for which your "sorry" would be needed.
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Saga posted:Aside from the whole semen swallowing thing it sounds nicer than eating pussy. That never doesn't smell, at least a little, unless you're going down in the shower. Also, unless you're blowing that meth addled goon who beats his boyfriend, you have an excuse to stop after he comes. Whereas unless your girl is particularly sensitive in the pussy area, less than two or three orgasms just makes you look ungenerous. dicks can smell too bud
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Saga posted:Aside from the whole semen swallowing thing it sounds nicer than eating pussy. That never doesn't smell, at least a little, unless you're going down in the shower. Also, unless you're blowing that meth addled goon who beats his boyfriend, you have an excuse to stop after he comes. Whereas unless your girl is particularly sensitive in the pussy area, less than two or three orgasms just makes you look ungenerous. I know, right? I want to just get in and get out, girls are groooooooossssss
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deep impact on vhs posted:dicks can smell too bud Yeah, but pussy always smells is what I'm saying.
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Sep 18, 2015 15:23
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Saga posted:Yeah, but pussy always smells is what I'm saying. What the gently caress is wrong with the women you've been seeing? Are they really fat or something? Pussy doesn't have an unpleasant smell unless the woman has been sweating for awhile (then it just smells like sweat because it's in a human crotch, dwi) or has some kind of condition (go down on healthy women only, hth).
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Saga posted:Yeah, but pussy always smells is what I'm saying. smells goood
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A Stupid Baby posted:do you like performing cunnilingus Darth123123 posted:I don't want to google this 
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Darth123123 posted:I don't want to google this lol
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Saga posted:Aside from the whole semen swallowing thing it sounds nicer than eating pussy. No vulva or clit has ever blocked someone's air passage, the closest you'd come to something like that is if your partner wrapped her thighs tightly over your face and held it there. If anyone did that to me I'd probably bite their clit clean off, gently caress that.
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I've never been the guy who was unto forced deep throat or rough anything really but I was with one girl for a while who was fine with blowing me but would FREAK THE gently caress OUT if I touched her head in any way during, like even stroking her hair was mad off limits.
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Darth123123 posted:Can I page three olives to get a true cum sucking opinion? I don't believe a guy names shy house DAVE I gave one to a guy last night, I mean it is OK if the guy is like super into it but I think it is more eh foreplay until the fun butt loving starts but he asked for me to suck him before I hosed him so I obliged, I mean it is only fair since he was originally planning on me bottoming.
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Three Olives posted:I gave one to a guy last night, I mean it is OK if the guy is like super into it but I think it is more eh foreplay until the fun butt loving starts but he asked for me to suck him before I hosed him so I obliged, I mean it is only fair since he was originally planning on me bottoming. Lol good deal E: that reminds me. Op, you "give" blow jobs, like a gift. Do sounds like a chore. Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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