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like eating a popsicle but cummier
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:26 |
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That doesn't count unless they make a flavor that tastes like a loogie with a faint hint of chlorine smell
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:27 |
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it's not bad until the guy starts wanting it deeper and faster and you're spending the entire time fighting a gag reflex, especially if he has a bigger dilz. i actually really like giving head as long as the dude doesn't have any nad funk and didn't expect deep-throat the whole time. don't be surprised to receive a little teeth with your extensive bj
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:27 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:it's not bad until the guy starts wanting it deeper and faster and you're spending the entire time fighting a gag reflex, especially if he has a bigger dilz. i actually really like giving head as long as the dude doesn't have any nad funk and didn't expect deep-throat the whole time. don't be surprised to receive a little teeth with your extensive bj a little teeth used well is p good dudes like that are annoying as gently caress tho i agree
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:29 |
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very uncomfortable but worth it if he got a monster dong
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:31 |
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I dont like those and I think theyre kind of gross
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:33 |
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script kitty posted:very uncomfortable but worth it if he got a monster dong you ever gagged yourself on, say, a large cucumber? monster dongs are the hardest to deal with especially if they want more than just the tip. i can only do so much, larger gentlemen, please, i need air down here or you're going to get the awful sound effects/running eye makeup from tears/vomit all over your junk
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:38 |
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First few times I deepthroated my throat hurt afterwards
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:41 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:you ever gagged yourself on, say, a large cucumber? monster dongs are the hardest to deal with especially if they want more than just the tip. i can only do so much, larger gentlemen, please, i need air down here or you're going to get the awful sound effects/running eye makeup from tears/vomit all over your junk almost there...
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:44 |
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look if the corners of my mouth aren't bleeding then his pecker is insufficient
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:50 |
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What's his name?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:50 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:you ever gagged yourself on, say, a large cucumber? monster dongs are the hardest to deal with especially if they want more than just the tip. i can only do so much, larger gentlemen, please, i need air down here or you're going to get the awful sound effects/running eye makeup from tears/vomit all over your junk Just use your hand on the lower half at the same time, that works fine If he's huge and insists on deepthroating force a cucumber down his throat
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 17:55 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. is right on the money, but I would add this: it's very important to breathe if your gag reflex gets activated. Also, a note for the recipient - don't grab the back of your partner's head and force it down on your penis. That is a dick move
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:01 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Dr. Dogballs Jr. is right on the money, but I would add this: it's very important to breathe if your gag reflex gets activated. You know yiu love it you little slut
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:02 |
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Anyway what makes giving a blow job fun is knowing that your partner is under your control. You have the power to give extreme pleasure or extreme pain, you decide how to use that power.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:04 |
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Mange Mite posted:You know yiu love it you little slut
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:04 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Dr. Dogballs Jr. is right on the money, but I would add this: it's very important to breathe if your gag reflex gets activated. a good partner will never force unless desired
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:07 |
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someone needs to make an eng101 of the guy holding a dildo instead and call it :sexed:
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:07 |
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i will consider paying the money to make that a smilie
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:11 |
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its about like this op
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:11 |
I read somewhere that the tissue inside your mouth is the same as inside a pussy So if you think about it: you got a pussy mouth
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:12 |
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Apparently it's like being repeatedly punched in your face.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:13 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Anyway what makes giving a blow job fun is knowing that your partner is under your control. You have the power to give extreme pleasure or extreme pain, you decide how to use that power. half the time though they want you kneeling in front of them and they want to grab your hair and drag you up and down their junk and grab your wrists and THEY want to be the one's in control. i only put up with that poo poo if i really like the guy, but I do tell them upfront i expect something a little bit more refined than them just shoving their dick in me in return
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:16 |
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oncearoundaltair posted:Apparently it's like being repeatedly punched in your face. God bless you ladies. My wife is five foot nothing and I don't know how she does it, I think she unhinges her jaw like a snake or some poo poo
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:17 |
Hexel posted:I read somewhere that the tissue inside your mouth is the same as inside a pussy Nah the pussy is more like the inside of your nose.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:17 |
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I asked my wife and she said "I don't know". I laughed, she laughed. anyway I need bail money
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:17 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:half the time though they want you kneeling in front of them and they want to grab your hair and drag you up and down their junk and grab your wrists and THEY want to be the one's in control. i only put up with that poo poo if i really like the guy, but I do tell them upfront i expect something a little bit more refined than them just shoving their dick in me in return yeah this was my thought, its more a control thing for the receiver. especially blowing on their eye/face/hair
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:21 |
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OP, I guess your dicks too short to self suck and find out. Too bad for you
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:35 |
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Darth123123 posted:yeah this was my thought, its more a control thing for the receiver. especially blowing on their eye/face/hair it can definitely be control for the giver, but the receiver kinda has to be into that for them to not get slightly demanding, in my experience. if they're too vanilla to get tied up/shackled/other restraints, i just keep one hand on the hip and one on the chest or hold the wrists down. and i never let them shoot on me, it's always swallow this thread just turned into a lot of wanking, you're welcome
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 18:58 |
it's, like, bags of sand, OP
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 19:01 |
Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:it can definitely be control for the giver, but the receiver kinda has to be into that for them to not get slightly demanding, in my experience. if they're too vanilla to get tied up/shackled/other restraints, i just keep one hand on the hip and one on the chest or hold the wrists down. and i never let them shoot on me, it's always swallow What is swallowing semen like?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 19:09 |
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tuyop posted:What is swallowing semen like?
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 20:12 |
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Hexel posted:I read somewhere that the tissue inside your mouth is the same as inside a pussy and your lips are the same kind of skin as your rear end in a top hat so when you give a blowjob youre actually letting them gently caress your asspussy
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 22:40 |
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kinda gross IMO like most sex acts so whatever
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 22:58 |
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It sucks.
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 23:16 |
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it tastes like a man
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# ? Sep 17, 2015 23:31 |
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tuyop posted:What is swallowing semen like? kinda like swallowing slightly less disgusting phlegm/snot, really. just have water near by because the texture/flavor sticks around like crazy and don't do multiple loads on an empty stomach. did that one on accident recently... blegh
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 00:04 |
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I once blew my load on an old gf's tits (during her lunch break) and she did up her top and went back to work like it was no big deal I had to chuckle to myself as we fellas know that if ya don't clean all the jizz up then man it gets all itchy and sticky and poo poo gently caress having that on ur chest for like 4 hours what a trooper she was
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 00:20 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I once blew my load on an old gf's tits (during her lunch break) and she did up her top and went back to work like it was no big deal yeah especially with all her chest hair
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 00:21 |
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I think you'll find most ladies have a very fine chest hair that is blonde and fair and not really noticeable and is in fact good and cool
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