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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Miracle Whip. If you actually prefer Miracle Whip to mayonnaise you should probably kill yourself.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Sheep-Goats posted:

Relish is weird, people who put it on hotdogs is weird

Seriously it's a gross color, the texture is all slimy, and it basically just tastes like corn syrup

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

Condiments are almost all "thing plus vinegar" created before refrigeration to hide the taste of off meat

No vinegar is good. Let's not drag vinegar down with this

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Djeser posted:

Mayo is a nothing sauce that has no flavor why do people use it? :confused:

Mayo should taste like lemon, the oil you used, and a little egg

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Broenheim posted:

mayonnaise. my grandma would make grilled cheese with mayonnaise. idk why or how anyone ate it

Mayonnaise aka jewish butter

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

Because moist

It's fat which is tasty and also useful structurally to keep bread from getting soggy in sandwiches

Also fat helps carry flavors

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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PureEvil6_13 posted:

That yellow hot stuff at Chinese places. First bite is pleasantly hot, second bite makes your nose bleed and brain attempts to escape your skull. How does that happen?

It's called mustard

That pain yoi feel is mustard gas

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Zesty Mordant posted:

it's sweet and earthy, if you've only had hummus without it you've never properly had hummus

I thought sumac was sour

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
ranch dressing is allowed if you actually made it yourself with real dairy products

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

thathonkey posted:

ranch is really only good as a counter point to buffalo sauce

i feel like thats more a blue cheese situation

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

snivell posted:

I've never understood condoms.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

thathonkey posted:

the thing about condiments i dont understand is people that use just SO much of a given condiment. usually it is mayo or ketchup. just dousing whatever the gently caress food with the stuff jesus christ.

maybe the food sucks

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

Worchestshire sauce is like, raisins and anchovies and soy sauce and basement gunk

it is an englishman's attempt to reproduce indian food

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

naem posted:

I believe it is all four vegetables they have in the UK prechewed and vinigarized

ill remember this description

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Android Bicyclist posted:


Banana sauce/banana ketchup.

For when you want ketchup that has no actual tomatoes & a lot sweeter.

It's also the main ingredient in Filipino spaghetti, which means you're eating a candied version of an Italian dish brought over by the United States.

is it red just because of food coloring

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Blue Train posted:

Banana ketchup or banana sauce is a popular Philippine condiment made from mashed banana, sugar, vinegar, and spices. Its natural color is brownish, but it is often dyed red to resemble tomato ketchup.

gross

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
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Hobohemian posted:

WTF is salad cream?

It's miracle whip's retarded british cousin.

It's about as gross as it sounds

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