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So basically this has now happened twice and the first time i thought it was an STD. I'll get hammered and request sexual ministrations from my gf (shes not really my gf, i just tell her she is so she touches my penis and cooks for me, but thats another story). Sometimes this will be in the form of a hand job which is pretty cool. But i will often be v intoxicated (i've fallen asleep a few times while shes been workin on the cock). She is apparently not so great at hand jobs or telling when more lube is required bc my dick was like bleeding and literally skinned raw once and idk if this was maybe revenge for falling asleep or revenge for my emotional unavailability or whatever the gently caress so i waited a day or 2 and noticed it was getting better really fast and i had googled every std i oculd think of and it didnt look like that so i basically realized i had a penile rug burn. the second time it happened the same thing i basically passed out mid hand job and woke up with a broken dick so im thinking i either need to tell her ot be aware of the lube situation or just if im asleep stop trying to have sex with me or something
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not reading your dick story fag
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Sep 18, 2015 01:26
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Same
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Sep 18, 2015 01:28
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Sep 18, 2015 01:28
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i traded my dick for a pack of smokes
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Sep 18, 2015 01:29
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Why is she giving you handjobs instead of blowjobs? Is she some form of primate other than human?
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Sep 18, 2015 01:29
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op Peyton manning is playing right now and I'm glad your dick is injured
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Sep 18, 2015 01:31
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maybe you're like ted bundy and you can't achieve ejaculation unless you're hitting a lady with a tire iron
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Sep 18, 2015 01:31
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sounds like she needs some more training. better send her ol' Kuato's way and i'll give her back when she has more experience
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Sep 18, 2015 01:31
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Glad she has enough self-respect not to let you stick your smelly pecker in her.
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Sep 18, 2015 01:38
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gottabefrank posted:Glad she has enough self-respect not to let you stick your smelly pecker in her. she does, its just more work for me, so we only gently caress when she doesnt mind being on top
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Sep 18, 2015 01:42
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Stop bragging about your girlfriend!!!
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Sep 18, 2015 01:43
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Sep 18, 2015 01:45
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better provide us with video recording of her jerking it so we can help u out OP
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Sep 18, 2015 01:46
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your girlfriend is abusing you get help
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Sep 18, 2015 01:46
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something something deflated balls joke
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Sep 18, 2015 01:47
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OP is a liar. GF doesn't exist, OP hurt his dick trying to stuff it in the neck of a half full chilli sauce bottle.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:01
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Lol hand jobs what are you guys, loving 12?
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Sep 18, 2015 02:03
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^---  lol a loving hand job she doesn't want you inside her you disgust her
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Sep 18, 2015 02:03
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GF needs to learn to deep throat or take a hike.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:04
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serves you right for being circumcised idiot
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Sep 18, 2015 02:16
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pic of op's girlfriend
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Sep 18, 2015 02:22
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lol handjob
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Sep 18, 2015 02:23
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Paging Dick Trauma to this thread.
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Sep 18, 2015 02:58
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Tom Broidy
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what is his name, OP?
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