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Tighclops posted:Doritos are loving gross, every flavour tastes like stank Some of the Dinomita or whatever flavors are pretty good. I'm not sure how Doritos became known as gamer food, though. You can't eat them without your hands being disgusting. Why would you hold your controller without washing them after that?
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:I wish the bundle included two controllers I wish it included an SNES. You could play splitscreen Mario Kart.
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So for the record since this poo poo is somewhat confusing, a breakdown on the various release dates of things linked to Halo 5. September 29th: those two Halo-themed controllers are released. Not to be confused with the Elite controller, which these are not. October 20th: The Halo-themed console bundle and ginormous comes-with-statues edition are released. They both come with Halo 5 download vouchers so you can pre-load, but the game won't actually be playable until the 27th. October 27th: The other physical editions of the game come out, as does the actual $150 Elite controller. That said, the Elite console BUNDLE doesn't come out until: November 3rd, a week later: Elite console bundle comes out. No fancy look to it, it's an Xbox One with a 1tb SSHD internally, plus an Elite controller instead of a normal one. And November 27th is Black Friday.
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I said come in! posted:Even I agree with you on this one. I don't get this need to hold onto video game trends from 1996 - 2005. it's almost like the 35 year old manchildren who were 16-25 years old over that time and are now the leaders of the nerd 'community' think all changes since they got real jobs are terrible icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Sep 20, 2015 |
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Sep 20, 2015 19:57
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icantfindaname posted:it's almost like the 35 year old manchildren who were 16-25 years old over that time and are now the leaders of the nerd 'community' think all changes since they got real jobs are terrible
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Almost Smart posted:I wish it included an SNES. You could play splitscreen Mario Kart. You can play splitscreen Mario Kart with every console release.
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isn't halo 5 specifically targeting manchildren that play video games for a living, 343 should be worried if they aren't happy
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C411 posted:isn't halo 5 specifically targeting manchildren that play video games for a living, 343 should be worried if they aren't happy i don't think the mainstream audience for FPS games, AKA Halo and the Xbone's target audience, give that much of a poo poo. comparatively speaking fans of split-screen n64 or xbox 1 dorm play are really small in number, nearly all 13 year old Real Americans killing towelheads with their friends in call of duty are doing it online of course, given 343's history with online netcode that may not be much help to them
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Zaphod42 posted:4 was just a bad game with bad design. The new enemies (prometheans) were the loving dumbest poo poo, the story is the dumbest poo poo (seriously holy loving poo poo watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4r_5AE6D4) and the multiplayer was a COD knockoff that didn't play much like halo and did all the halo things wrong so everybody hated it and pretty much a month after release nobody wanted to play anymore. They also spent a ton of time on this thing called "Spartan Ops" Which were like a strictly dumber version of firefight where you couldn't pick the map or the enemies you just had to play these missions that were re-used campaign levels. It was a huge failure. Goddam put a trigger warning on that video link, that's the part of Halo 4 that made me literally cry while asking how somebody looked at this and said yeah this is ok. 10 years of continuity gone in a paragraph and a half.
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Whats this poo poo about split-screen ending in 2005? Every loving 360 game that was popular had splitscreen.
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The teens of now tend to interact with their peers more online than in person. It's more common for high schoolers to play games co-op over the Internet than going to their friends house and playing there.
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Neo Helbeast posted:Goddam put a trigger warning on that video link, that's the part of Halo 4 that made me literally cry while asking how somebody looked at this and said yeah this is ok. 10 years of continuity gone in a paragraph and a half. My buddy (who is a huge Halo fan) and I were playing through the Halo 4 campaign earlier this year, and we came to the conclusion that Halo 4 is basically awful Halo fan-fiction with a triple A budget. After that realization, like most fan-fiction, it becomes really funny and oddly sad.
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MickRaider posted:For what purpose? irony
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It would be ironic if we were all made of iron. Just a little RvB humor for you Halo fans
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Chairman Wao posted:It would be ironic if we were all made of iron. Well *I* think it would be ironic if, instead of bullets, our guns fired a healing salve that cured all wounds.
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Halo 5 leaks: http://imgur.com/a/yaMxo
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Let's see those proof pictures
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I don't even give enough of a poo poo to see the leaks of the 10th halo game. I can actually wait for it and see what it's all about the.
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For those of you who aren't super-serious about your Halo 5 spoilers, a bunch of footage is out, linked from here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1115882 At least the normalmode vids are at 60fps. For those of you who are, you'll probably have to avoid Halo discussions for a few days at least.
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Sep 23, 2015 14:02
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How to make an entrance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0bYEToC0zA Blue team intro
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http://www.gamezone.com/news/phil-spencer-confident-halo-5-won-t-repeat-the-master-chief-collection-s-disastrous-launch-3425370 See I told you guys it was a different team!
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MickRaider posted:http://www.gamezone.com/news/phil-spencer-confident-halo-5-won-t-repeat-the-master-chief-collection-s-disastrous-launch-3425370 This is like an NHL training camp interview. "343 is in the best shape of its life leading up to this release"
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MickRaider posted:http://www.gamezone.com/news/phil-spencer-confident-halo-5-won-t-repeat-the-master-chief-collection-s-disastrous-launch-3425370 "The MCC launch taught many important lessons about how to get online working to the dev team which worked on it. Also, Halo 5's online is being done by a completely different team."
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They learned a valuable lesson, like fire everyone on the mcc launch team
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MickRaider posted:http://www.gamezone.com/news/phil-spencer-confident-halo-5-won-t-repeat-the-master-chief-collection-s-disastrous-launch-3425370 loving  That headline
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Man, there is a lot of CGI videos coming out for this game. Im guessing its going to be bad.
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Laserface posted:Im guessing its going to be bad. Just like your posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Laserface posted:Man, there is a lot of CGI videos coming out for this game. Im guessing its going to be bad. 343i really wants everyone to know they saw The Avengers and thought it was awesome. Still hold a modicum of foolish optimism for this game (the multiplayer anyway). I don't shoot man very often, but when I do, I prefer to shoot the man as John Halo.
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Laserface posted:Man, there is a lot of CGI videos coming out for this game. Im guessing its going to be bad. The bad thing is how loving lame that introduction was for Blue Team compared to the one the new folks got, even though Blue Team are original Spartans and should be able to turn the new fuckers into paste.
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New ingame footage http://i.imgur.com/6GNJHpq.gifv
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Funkmaster General posted:I'm not sure how Doritos became known as gamer food, though. You can't eat them without your hands being disgusting. Why would you hold your controller without washing them after that? all "snack" foods that leave an absolutely vile residue of chemical ~flavour~ dust on the hands can be safely considered gamer food. also lol if you think the filthy creatures that actively want to eat Doritos "Mexican" rear end Shavings/Cheetos TaintCheese Blast/Chex Party Pube Mix/etc care about doing more than licking their tumescent nerd claws before touching a controller.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBNfdNKIKSk Campaign preview. No real spoilers but don't watch if you wanna be dark
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MickRaider posted:How to make an entrance: Is it me or does the elite's sword go right through the torso of one of the spartans?  PriorMarcus posted:The bad thing is how loving lame that introduction was for Blue Team compared to the one the new folks got, even though Blue Team are original Spartans and should be able to turn the new fuckers into paste. The blue team intro is what I expect from Halo, the other team's intro was Final Fantasy.
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Zaphod42 posted:Is it me or does the elite's sword go right through the torso of one of the spartans? I thought so too but it looks like he just barely ducks.
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univbee posted:I thought so too but it looks like he just barely ducks. Yeah he just barely ducks.
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-A n i m 8- posted:Yeah he just barely ducks. Nah I just re-watched it, the MC maybe ducks but the dude in white on the left just stands there and the sword goes right through his leg. Whoops. In the next shot you see the sword going over the MC who is ducking, maybe that's what you're talking about. I'm talking about the dude in white looking armor (I think its the lighting, it looks light-green in the next shot) on the left. His foot has been severed by elite sword. Who was the elite even trying to hit? He kinda swings between the MC and that other guy. Its awkward. A minor detail but still.
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The whole sequence is awkward. The Spartans might as well be in their t-pose.
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White dude was further back than the MC and he swings right between the two
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The Elites behave really stupidly during that, like they just instinctively run forward at the Spartans with their swords, oblivious to the massive hull breach directly behind them
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