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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Do you know someone who is attractive but can't get a date because I don't. Can't think of a single person who fits that description.

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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
The world is a vampire

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
because it sucks?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Glad to see you are coming to terms with your shortcomings.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I'm p goddamn hot but I've been married since 02 so I am probably bad at dating

I do get laid a lot tho

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

The world is a vampire

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Dating is tedious and boring. Yay we all know how to eat food and watch movies.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
As a sapiosexual...

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Elliot Rodger

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
physically? yes. she's batshit crazy and people can smell it from a mile away, and she's desperate as a result, albeit cute.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

It's me I'm that person

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
another hottie cursed with probably being bad at dating now that I have a wife

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
just stop dating asholes. get dunk and tinder

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

ashgromnies posted:

physically? yes. she's batshit crazy and people can smell it from a mile away, and she's desperate as a result, albeit cute.

I have a boyfriend

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Doctor Schnabel posted:

just stop dating asholes. get dunk and tinder

Tinder don't work if all you got are selfies (as a guy) :smith:

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
use pics of your avatar. i do. git lade ironically

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Doctor Schnabel posted:

use pics of your avatar. i do. git lade ironically

You should have no problems, You're a DOCTOR honey

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
thats just my first name, im actually a janitor

Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Gaunab posted:

Do you know someone who is attractive but can't get a date because I don't. Can't think of a single person who fits that description.

Yes, at least two.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who are they

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
I know several OP, most are women but one is a dude

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Doctor Schnabel posted:

thats just my first name, im actually a janitor

a noble profession

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
thank you lonesomedwarf what do you do?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

same but i moonlight as someone who is trying not to kill themselfs

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
i drink a lot and pretend im the muad'dib

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


when you say they can't get a date, are they actually asking people and getting shot down or are they just kinda waiting around

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Zzulu posted:

Elliot Rodger

Guy had a 3 inch penis, it ended up being a good thing for him that no girl ever saw it.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxWtLe0uwA

:rubshands:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Never gets old

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Doctor Schnabel posted:

thats just my first name, im actually a janitor

Doctor of custodial sciences

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
yeah me and a close friend of mine

we really ought to just be having sex imo... it'd make things a lot simpler. i can get dates, but either i'm crazy or everyone else on earth is apparently crazy, so typically it's just first dates and one of us gets sick of the other. idk.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Saga posted:

Yes, at least two.


Fansy posted:

I know several OP, most are women but one is a dude

i would like to hear more about these people

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Flavahbeast posted:

when you say they can't get a date, are they actually asking people and getting shot down or are they just kinda waiting around

either one is fine

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

The Whole Internet posted:

yeah me and a close friend of mine

we really ought to just be having sex imo... it'd make things a lot simpler. i can get dates, but either i'm crazy or everyone else on earth is apparently crazy, so typically it's just first dates and one of us gets sick of the other. idk.

have you guys made a promise to marry each other if you're still single at 35?

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
nobody on this forum is under 35

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


2001 was nearly 15 years ago D:

naem
May 29, 2011

dr.acula posted:

It's me I'm that person

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Flavahbeast posted:

2001 was nearly 15 years ago D:

you fucker!!!!

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Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Yeah, and they're usually p hosed up tbh

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