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For anyone that wants the tl;dr version instead of reading this whole thread and trying to piece together his story from different posts: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=235 All I remember is his stories were just endless "this customer was being disrespectful inside of my store, which I run very well, so I kicked his rear end and was declared a hero in the town". Imagine every single time a goon says "the audience burst into applause" or speak like a Joss Whedon character and you have Acts of Gord. He was like Maddox except at least Maddox knows its a loving act and plays it up for fun while Gord thinks he really is hot poo poo. I'm shocked his site doesn't 404 me in the year 2015. Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Sep 18, 2015 |
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Sigma X posted:Yeah, I did it. Someone posted a link to his website, everyone loved it, I e-mailed him and said "Hey, come to the forums", goons hated meeting their hero. Incidentally, I met him in person once, he was halfway between the bro that talks constantly about all the mad hot pussy he gets, and an awkward video-game nerd. quote:Skyssx and I visited Gord in the sKorean city of Seoul for kicks. i can believe it
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:01 |
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i can see a young jeremy piven playing him in the movie
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:18 |
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Nonviolent J posted:http://www.actsofgord.com there was a starcraft competition, where if he lost, he would stop posting forever, if i remember correctly. i think he lost
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Node posted:there was a starcraft competition, where if he lost, he would stop posting forever, if i remember correctly. i think he lost If I remember right, he didn't just lose, he was utterly demolished. And he had been talking up his Starcraft skills beforehand which his how the challenge even happened. I think the replays were available for a while, but who knows if they'd even still play right if you downloaded them now.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:29 |
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quote:Eventually FYAD poster Corbalt called Gord out December 2002 in FYAD and challenged him to a Starcraft match. The bet: If Corbalt could beat Gord ten times in a row, Gord would be permabanned. If Gord won even once, Corbalt would be permabanned. Corbalt proceeded to hand Gord's rear end to him; Gord claimed only nine games were played even though witnesses clearly witnessed ten. lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:36 |
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TVs Ian posted:If I remember right, he didn't just lose, he was utterly demolished. And he had been talking up his Starcraft skills beforehand which his how the challenge even happened. yeah he had to win one match out of ten, and lost all ten e;fb
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:37 |
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wow thats a contender for most brutal forum ownage ever
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 23:56 |
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Yeah he had some good stories
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:13 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:19 |
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i like reading the website, takes me back to the early 2000's when i used to read detstar perfect dark secrets and eat doritos nothins changes really but now its tcrf and beer and im still a juggafag gen 1 pokemon n64 luva
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:27 |
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No, but I do remember house of gord. Is that still around? If it isn't we should get it back, it's probably a lot better than whatever this is.
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raditts posted:Yeah it was something like that. When someone posted the original thread about him people were all "BUY THAT GUY AN ACCOUNT" so somebody did This scenario has played out multiple times in YOSPOS except somehow they always end up being unmedicated schizohprenics.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:13 |
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follow the drinking gord
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:20 |
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that was a good website when i was in middle school.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:27 |
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Was that the videogame store guy who had lots of stories about how badass he was and beat up kids at his videogame store? I remember that yeah.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Was that the videogame store guy who had lots of stories about how badass he was and beat up kids at his videogame store? I only remember one aand it was about how some teen came into his store and tried to sell him pirated playstation games so he slapped the kid around in front of his mom. pretty brutal & believable imo
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 06:45 |
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i remember the one where a kid scratched his window mural so he chased him outside and strangled him
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:32 |
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has anyone found out what gord is yet? i didnt want to click a link or read the op can you sum it up in 2 words? edit: actually make that 1 word i dont have the time
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:55 |
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A misanthrope posted:has anyone found out what gord is yet? i didnt want to click a link or read the op gay
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:06 |
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Fojar38 posted:gay ok thnk you for saving me time
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:07 |
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Jeebus
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A misanthrope posted:ok thnk you for saving me time np
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:08 |
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Surprised to see he's not morbidly obese tbh
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:22 |
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he was really mad that people got welfare.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:54 |
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i like all these original members coming out of the woodwork from this thread
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Wanamingo posted:No, but I do remember house of gord. Is that still around? If it isn't we should get it back, it's probably a lot better than whatever this is.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 14:57 |
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apparently the house of gord guy died a year back, who combine BDSM and goldcarts now?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 15:05 |
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Is mall ninja still alive? I don't want to live in a world where that's stdh.txt
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 16:15 |
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You have come to a store called GORD *slaps rude teenager in face*
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 16:43 |
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Gord was never hailed as a superstar by goons, the fact that he was run off the forums proves it, it's just another bit of fyad revisionism. Moreso,
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Pound_Coin posted:apparently the house of gord guy died a year back, don't worry, japan has you covered http://www.slutload.com/video/maria-ozawa-gently caress-1-japan-grand-prix-24/R3HHGOsgult/
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 16:52 |
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quote:Fear the Gord! he was bigpeeler before there even was a bigpeeler
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 16:53 |
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gord's stories were all click-bait vengeful nerd poo poo about dumb kids and parents. i found them funny.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:02 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:This scenario has played out multiple times in YOSPOS except somehow they always end up being unmedicated schizohprenics. Losethos
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 18:50 |
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Is this the ladder theory?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 19:38 |
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argondamn posted:don't worry, japan has you covered I don't want to sign up for that site, but I bet the comments on that video are amazing.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 19:58 |
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at one point his page was hosted by yiff.com lol
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I live about 2 blocks away from where his store was located. I used to think the site was funny. Now I'm glad he's no longer a scourge on my now-peaceful city.
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