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Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

yeah me too but what you're gonna turn down a handie/blowjob/anal from a super hot girl?

girls do not have penises

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

please don't turn this into another thread arguing about trans just gas now

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
like, alright same situation but instead of a dick she says 'sorry on my period don't wanna have vaginal sex but we can do other stuff' that'd be a dealbreaker?

Tom Brady posted:

girls do not have penises

pff. alright fine 'really aesthetically pleasing person with banging T&A and a super cute face'

prude bitch

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

please don't turn this into another thread arguing about trans just gas now

or you could consider just not reading the thread if you dont like the content

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Is it gay for two gay men to suck each other off?

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

'really aesthetically pleasing person with banging T&A and a super cute face'

I want to know more about this

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Tom Brady posted:

or you could consider just not reading the thread if you dont like the content

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Tom Brady posted:

girls do not have penises

Moridin920 posted:

prude bitch

Basch lives!
May 31, 2011
Grimy Drawer
Dinosaur Gum

Serious Frolicking posted:

nothing gay about falling in love with another man, getting married, adopting children and then growing old together all while maintaining a healthy sex life.

sure if your a straight woman.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tom Brady posted:

or you could consider just not reading the thread if you dont like the content

good call

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006

Tom Brady posted:

girls do not have penises

dumb bitch

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Is it gay for two gay men to suck each other off?

no, because that would be autofellatio by the transitive property, which is masturbation and therefore not gay.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Throwdini posted:

dumb bitch

misogynist shitlord

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Tom Brady posted:

girls do not have penises

who's to say who has a penis and who doesn't these days?

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

misogynist shitlord

why does he have to be a shitlord maybe shes a shitlady....who is the misogynist now ?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Gilganixon posted:

who's to say who has a penis and who doesn't these days?

my butt

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a bay posted:

gently caress you

Rude

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
So much for your theory

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

sexuality is fluid at the reststop

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

toggle posted:

sexuality is fluids at the reststop

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Smelly Bohemian posted:

Is it gay for two gay men to suck each other off?

Are the gay guys gay while they're sucking each other off, or were they only gay before and after?

Like, if they took a pause from being gay to suck each others dicks, then I don't think it's gay any more.

snivell
Sep 9, 2015

watch out, my posts are pretty damn edgy
Don't do it, it's gay and gays go to hell.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
how many men can you have sex with before it becomes gay?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

mdm posted:

how many men can you have sex with before it becomes gay?

i think it depends on how much fluid from other men you keep in your body

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Serious Frolicking posted:

nothing gay about falling in love with another man, getting married, adopting children and then growing old together all while maintaining a healthy sex life.

frankly, having sex with men, as a man, is less gay than that

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
if a man has sex with another man, how awesome is it? I bet there are more high fives than in girl sex, at the very least.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Is it gay if a guy has sex with a tranny that identifies as a woman but still has a fat cock?

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
It's not gay if you don't push back. Would it be gay for a straight guy to have sex with aa FTM transgender? I'm asking for a friend ..

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
If you're a dude and you don't like having your rear end played with, you're either a liar or a prude.

Butt stuff is awesome; I'd fool around with a dude and let him blow me and/or gently caress me.

But I'm not kissing him or taking him to dinner. I'm no gay.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Ork of Fiction posted:

Are the gay guys gay while they're sucking each other off, or were they only gay before and after?

Like, if they took a pause from being gay to suck each others dicks, then I don't think it's gay any more.

Apparently its just impossible to be gay. Im sorry, ur dreams will never come true :(

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
there are like four times as many men who have sex with men than gay men

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
nothing is gay anymore, except for everything, and especially me

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Ork of Fiction posted:

Are the gay guys gay while they're sucking each other off, or were they only gay before and after?

gay tomorrow, gay yesterday, but never gay today

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
why is it ok for girls to act all lesbian with tehir friends but you suck one dude's dick and ohh noooo

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Tom Brady posted:

girls do not have penises

Problematic,

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Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

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