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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:55 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 08:02 |
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i'm gay
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:56 |
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Solomon Clause shows up and starts sealing them up around then.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:57 |
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Djinn are loving assholes. I read the new translation of a thousand and one nights and they are brutal. Flaying people alive left and right just for the hell of it.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:57 |
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Hobohemian posted:Djinn are loving assholes. I read the new translation of a thousand and one nights and they are brutal. Flaying people alive left and right just for the hell of it. Exactly. Solomon was right.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:17 |
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p sure i had at least one of these in my old m:tg theme deck simply named "human being" lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:19 |
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they actually lovvvvvvvvvve it, OP
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:19 |
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im a djinni in a bottle baby cum cum cum let me out
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:20 |
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As I recall (its been a while so I could be wrong) Djinn are essentially the army of the Great Satan. Lesser Djinn are the more mischievous ones that are more apt to trick people with wishes that horribly backfire, while Greater Djinn are the malevolent ones that want to kill and cause real mayhem. I can't quite see either being a good thing to have around on Christmas. In either case, if you start seeing smokeless fire you should not stick around.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:40 |
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santa wont come if the lamps are on!
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:30 |
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gently caress you OP! \
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:34 |
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As the story goes there are "believing" and "disbelieving" djinn, which is to say good ones and bad ones. I would expect the good ones enjoy Christmas. The bad ones file lawsuits to remove nativity scenes from municipal property. good
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:39 |
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VendaGoat posted:gently caress you OP! juzam djinn + dark ritual was so OP with a mox you could get him on the table on turn 1
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:41 |
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The Blue Pyramid posted:As I recall (its been a while so I could be wrong) Djinn are essentially the army of the Great Satan. Lesser Djinn are the more mischievous ones that are more apt to trick people with wishes that horribly backfire, while Greater Djinn are the malevolent ones that want to kill and cause real mayhem. I can't quite see either being a good thing to have around on Christmas. In either case, if you start seeing smokeless fire you should not stick around. nah, Djinn are nice.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:43 |
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Djinn aren't Christian. Pretty sure. I don't think they hate it but they don't really celebrate it. If they live in America they probably celebrate it but focus more on the secular stuff like Santa and presents.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 06:12 |
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This is the worst riddle ever.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:03 |
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VendaGoat posted:gently caress you OP! oh gently caress yes i think i tried to steal one of those from the comic store
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:06 |
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Maybe not on Christmas exactly but the next day you take some of the leftover ham and make a grilled ham n cheese with some djinn on it you got a drat good sandwich.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:08 |
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because "djinn"-gle bells!
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:24 |
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"How the Djinn Stole Christmas" by Dr. al-Seuss
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 07:29 |
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pretty sure one of my coworkers is a wishmaster
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 08:26 |
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because they never get what they want
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:04 |
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because the prophet has spoken against egg nog
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:05 |
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djinn are why the middle east is so f*cked up
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 10:11 |
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The Blue Pyramid posted:As I recall (its been a while so I could be wrong) Djinn are essentially the army of the Great Satan. Support our troops you commie bastard.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 12:26 |
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djinn are actually all orthodox jewish which explains why they are hated and feared by arabs and dislike christmas/jesus
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 13:02 |
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To be honest most of them could take it or leave it, it's just that a few extremists give them all a bad name.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 14:46 |
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Aren't Djinn Muslim or something?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 15:03 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 08:02 |
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ScratchAndSniff posted:Aren't Djinn Muslim or something? well my muslim friend refused to piss on a tree one because he was legit afraid that a djinn would possess his dick or w/e, well that's my story, subscribe for more
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 15:06 |