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Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
what about rear end stretching? like have a tire in there
use a traffic cone as a taper

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
eat chain bitch

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
it be cool if men would get milky nips and just squirt them everywhere

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

rear end stretching never goes out of style.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Wow he must get all kinds of sex. I bet he gets laid all the time.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

he must have a good job

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

he must have a good job

i dont think hed be able to get a job as a dishwasher

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ill bet its fun to eat a burger with that guy, hes actually my best friend, and it is

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
when he is fat and grey dying in the street i'll bet he will get earn a dollar or 2 from people walking by saying, "holy poo poo that guy is worse than nooner!"

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
when enfield negs your body mods you hosed up

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I am glad that that trend is over it made you look dumb as heck. I have a buddy who did that to his ears and got them sewed up and fixed becuase he wanted a grown up job and realized no one is taking you seriously looking like that, and you can hardly tell anymore, but also his gauges were pretty small, :rip: to the idiots who got like loving dollarcoin sized ones

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Where would you even find someone willing to do that poo poo to you?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hobohemian posted:

Where would you even find someone willing to do that poo poo to you?

Retard island

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

Where would you even find someone willing to do that poo poo to you?

Among your circle of friends who are as hosed up as you are.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

when he is fat and grey dying in the street i'll bet he will get earn a dollar or 2 from people walking by saying, "holy poo poo that guy is worse than nooner!"

DGSW why are you so negative lately? Are the millenials at the NASA factory starting to get you down?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Nonviolent J posted:

what about rear end stretching? like have a tire in there
use a traffic cone as a taper

1. put traffic cone in rear end
2. sit on it
3. ????
4. anal prolapse and severe colon damage

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

he must have a good job

He's gainfully employed as a batman villain

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

even when sewn up the ear is still misshapen

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

afeelgoodpoop posted:

it be cool if men would get milky nips and just squirt them everywhere

squirt nik-l-nips everywhere

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/walk-the-candy-aisle/wax-bottles-nik-l-nips/

*squeezes nik-l-nips* HEY EVERYONE I WANT TO BE EDGY SO IM SQUIRTING

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

do the ear stretchings heal?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
its all about stretching your scrote now bro get with the times

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

drat...i had no idea

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I jelq.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Gravy Boat 2k

Nonviolent J posted:

what about rear end stretching? like have a tire in there

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

That Robot posted:

1. put traffic cone in rear end
2. sit on it
3. ????
4. anal prolapse and severe colon damage

i said to taper

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
DO those floppy earlobes get really itchy? I've always imagined that they get really itchy.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

DGSW why are you so negative lately? Are the millenials at the NASA factory starting to get you down?

hey man, just leave me alone :(

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

hey man, just leave me alone :(

I picture you wearing a t-shirt with your av on it in real life

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smelly Bohemian posted:

I picture you wearing a t-shirt with your av on it in real life

im wearing a nice workout hoodie that says "dont gently caress with me, im local"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its sweat proof

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
human being

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
that's pretty good too

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Smelly Bohemian posted:

that's pretty good too

yeah, good luck with that *walks away surly*

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

toggle posted:

do the ear stretchings heal?

No, once the interior has epithelialized there's no going back. Your only real options are the get the dangling part cut off and sutured, in which case the bottom of your earlobe has a very noticeable deformation in it, or if it's small enough get them stitched back together, and those tend to always look like buttholes.

I went through a piercing phase in the 90's but thank god I got out of that fast. I had a PA, septum and an "earl", which is the bridge of the nose between the eyes. Unfortunately, even though none of them were large gauges, I still have noticeable holes from the earl. People don't tend to notice until I point them out, but they're noticeable. The septum I can still slide a paper clip through, and the PA still drippled when I peed up until a couple of years ago.

I still can't fathom what possessed me to get into that.

I want to see stretched foreheads so we can see your brain. That would be cool, if not a bit impractical. I'm guessing it couldn't be a hollow ring, but maybe a window.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Like a lot of dumb poo poo things it still seems to be going strong in Portland, OR but sadly people will hire folks with that poo poo going on so they don't have to stop.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Waiting for people to get those throat holes but not because they had esophageal cancer or anything, just to be cool.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

LethalGeek posted:

Like a lot of dumb poo poo things it still seems to be going strong in Portland, OR but sadly people will hire folks with that poo poo going on so they don't have to stop.

not hiring someone with gross stressed out earlobes is literally censorship

naem
May 29, 2011

Portlandia is a documentary FYI

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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naem posted:

Portlandia is a documentary FYI
:agreed:
I live in Portland & my sister lives in DC, so we trade stories on which is more accurate: Portlandia or The Wire. So far I'm winning my argument.

RE: body modifications. Piercings seem to be going strong, but one of my tattoo friends is concerned that demand in his profession is drying up. Then again he moved from downtown to the East side when rent became stupidly high and it's no surprise that a tattoo parlor wouldn't do as well surrounded by soccer moms.

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