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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
:synpa:

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mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
just saying, what if we enlarge every orifice, to its maximum capacity

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

mclast posted:

just saying, what if we enlarge every orifice, to its maximum capacity

I saw a video of a fella ramming his finger into his dickhole once. It's doable!

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Nonviolent J posted:

what about rear end stretching? like have a tire in there
use a traffic cone as a taper

Isn't this what Kum Kartrashian does?

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
He built a glory hole into the side of his face

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What was the reasoning behind stretched ears and those ugly rear end huge earknobs and stuff? Was it like a fashion statement or what

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

What was the reasoning

Lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

What was the reasoning behind stretched ears and those ugly rear end huge earknobs and stuff? Was it like a fashion statement or what

white cultural appropriation of african tribesmen


this isnt a joke btw thats literally what it was

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Yep as usual gently caress spoiled white people

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

white cultural appropriation of african tribesmen


this isnt a joke btw thats literally what it was

google "modern primitive" for some fun

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:
i may have buttholes for earlobes but at least im not a depressive virgoon circlejerking abt how much i hate troons and other ppls lifestyle choices

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

RaceBannon posted:

google "modern primitive" for some fun

A few years ago I saw a guy walking down the street in brooklyn with red body paint and feathers and poo poo hanging off of him

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

macky2dope posted:

i may have buttholes for earlobes but at least im not a depressive virgoon circlejerking abt how much i hate troons and other ppls lifestyle choices



you wont be saying that when kneeled under the blade of a sworn officer of the coming goonpire.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
He should pull around horse drawn carriages with the bit through those things, that would be so ironic and hip.

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:

afeelgoodpoop posted:

you wont be saying that when kneeled under the blade of a sworn officer of the coming goonpire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

A few years ago I saw a guy walking down the street in brooklyn with red body paint and feathers and poo poo hanging off of him

You should be allowed to shoot an arrow or blowgun at anyone dressed like that, legally. They're asking for it

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

macky2dope posted:

i may have buttholes for earlobes but at least im not a depressive virgoon circlejerking abt how much i hate troons and other ppls lifestyle choices



lol that will show them.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Earlobe stretching to report t white trash thread pls thx

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
That dude with the cheek gauges is in for the worst loving case of dry socket, WOW.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

If you do this poo poo you should have to sign some type of waiver saying you're ineligible for public assistance/unemployment.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

hello can you pls make my neck look like a fat girls shoe

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

hello can you pls make my neck look like a fat girls shoe

yea that looks like poo poo no clue why a guy would do it

OTOH:

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Blue Train posted:

yea that looks like poo poo no clue why a guy would do it

OTOH:



Also gross

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Ya dont get any more special snowflake than this





Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

RaceBannon posted:

Also gross

its white trash I can get behind iykwim

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lmao at the faggots who stretched their ears when it was cool and now have gross dead purple earlobes lol, it's disgusting

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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it was never cool, mate

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 39 days!

Zzulu posted:

it was never cool, mate

macky2dope
Jun 11, 2012

meow haha whoa!!
:420: :420: :420: :420: :420:













"2/10 would not bang", the goon says, as he struggles to brush cheeto crumbs from his pendulous tits

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
Hot people can have bad taste too.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Blue Train posted:

yea that looks like poo poo no clue why a guy would do it

OTOH:


This garbage has always weirded me the gently caress out. How mental do you have to be to do this?

Love Rat
Jan 15, 2008

I've made a psycho call to the woman I love, I've kicked a dog to death, and now I'm going to pepper spray an acquaintance. Something... I mean, what's happened to me?

macky2dope posted:


"2/10 would not bang", the goon says, as he struggles to brush cheeto crumbs from his pendulous tits

Hey look, it's a bunch of good looking people who have cultivated a physical look to make up for a lack of anything interesting to do or say.

I like tattoos fine, but let's stop pretending that these people are interesting or universally hot. Good looking people are good looking. Big loving deal.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LethalGeek posted:

This garbage has always weirded me the gently caress out. How mental do you have to be to do this?

child molestation is depressingly common

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Pretty people can have disgusting elements, who knew.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Das Boo posted:

Pretty people can have disgusting elements, who knew.

Yeah all of those people woukd look better without the stupid piercings and tattoos

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
making GBS threads dick nipples are all that i ask

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

macky2dope posted:

i may have buttholes for earlobes but at least im not a depressive virgoon circlejerking abt how much i hate troons and other ppls lifestyle choices



lol buttholes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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macky2dope posted:














"2/10 would not bang", the goon says, as he struggles to brush cheeto crumbs from his pendulous tits

literally all of them would look way better without the clown gear in their face

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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These people are hilarious, also gross

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