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We've rebooted just about everything else, why not Conan?
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Sep 19, 2015 04:02
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jimmy fallon sucks, yeah
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Sep 19, 2015 04:03
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like the barbarian or what?
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Sep 19, 2015 04:03
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the Jason Momoa one from 2011 was so disappointing i read a Conan book and he climbed into a window and found a princess who got all scared, so he quickly had sex with her and she went to sleep before alerting the guards, and he continued on his way thats the poo poo i'm into with Conan
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Sep 19, 2015 04:03
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Colbert is going to put them all out on the streets, who cares.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:04
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Let's change Andy into a strong, independent female.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:06
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LOL OP I AGREE IT IS TIME TO REBOOT CONAN CONAN O'BRIEN! LOL! Could you imagine if you could reboot a talk show host??
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Sep 19, 2015 04:09
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No but seriously it's actually time for a Red Sonja reboot. And not some grimdark serious poo poo, I'm talking zany fantasy stuff. Need some super hammy actress to play Queen Gedron.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:10
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The loving barbarian you goddamn apes.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:12
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No. 6 posted:The loving barbarian you goddamn apes. Conan O'Brien might be Irish but his people haven't been barbarians for decades, OP.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:13
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No. 6 posted:The loving barbarian you goddamn apes. that's a different movie
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Sep 19, 2015 04:14
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conan is different in the books than in the arnie movie. he's like, a smirky rear end in a top hat who brags how he'll gently caress up anyone, and then he does because he can. He thinks everyone from the city is a little weak bitch compared to him and he'll climb any wall and fight any fool.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:17
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It'd be really hard to play a Conan reboot straight. It's been a long time since there was an actual Conan thing and even longer since it made any waves but he's still the most parodied and generic fantasy guy of them all. You could make a really hammy comedy, or you could try and undermine the whole concept, and maybe you'd make something that people would care about. But I'm pretty sure the people who actually want a Conan reboot would get mad at that (all four of them). What I'm saying is we need a Cohen the Barbarian movie instead. With Sean Connery.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:22
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Remake's been done already, goons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8
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Sep 19, 2015 04:29
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Colbert is going to put them all out on the streets, who cares.
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Sep 19, 2015 04:30
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Sep 19, 2015 04:34
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Conan: You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword... ah - [Rexor twists his arm] Thulsa Doom: Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels. Conan: The riddle... of steel. Thulsa Doom: Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child... [coaxes the girl to jump to her death] Thulsa Doom: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
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Sep 19, 2015 04:35
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It's on Netflix
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Sep 19, 2015 04:41
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i like kull
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Sep 19, 2015 04:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPDOWEyidEc
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Sep 19, 2015 04:53
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They did this 4 years ago
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Sep 19, 2015 05:11
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They dont need to do a reboot, they need to make a proper sequel with Arnie as an old as gently caress Conan who still kicks rear end and punches out camels.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:27
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shiksa posted:jimmy fallon sucks, yeah *fake laughter followed by another fake laughter at the formerly funny artie langes story that never happened*
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Sep 19, 2015 05:28
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Colbert is going to put them all out on the streets, who cares. Is his show good and popular
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Sep 19, 2015 05:41
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The last Conan movie started out in a way that made me really wish they'd say gently caress it and just do a Kratos movie instead. I just want to watch an hour and a half of a guy being a total rear end in a top hat and killing people in increasingly hilarious and insane ways. And monsters, giant ones. It's a doomed prospect though. They couldn't even get Conan right in the 80s after the first one.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:45
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Blazing Ownager posted:The last Conan movie started out in a way that made me really wish they'd say gently caress it and just do a Kratos movie instead. I just want to watch an hour and a half of a guy being a total rear end in a top hat and killing people in increasingly hilarious and insane ways. And monsters, giant ones.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:48
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conan is wandering or w/e conan finds a white lady conan bones the white lady and then conquers a city or a pirateship or something doesnt like magic and kills the sorcerers
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Sep 19, 2015 05:50
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Ever read the original Oliver Stone script? Its wild. 1982 Conan is perfect, all attempts at a reboot will end in deserved failure.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:50
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oh all black people are evil and conan kills them a lot
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Sep 19, 2015 05:51
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a really lavish elric movie would be crazy but it would never happen
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Sep 19, 2015 05:52
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FordPRefectLL posted:oh all black people are evil and conan kills them a lot Conan's friend is Mongolian, and his wizard friend is Japanese. Its very progressive.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:53
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FordPRefectLL posted:oh all black people are evil and conan kills them a lot Obama has much in common with Thulsa Doom
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Sep 19, 2015 05:53
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Agag posted:Conan's friend is Mongolian, and his wizard friend is Japanese. Its very progressive. i don't know which story it was based on but in the story he probably stone cold murdered them the second he smelled pussy
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Sep 19, 2015 05:54
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FordPRefectLL posted:i don't know which story it was based on but in the story he probably stone cold murdered them the second he smelled pussy I never read read the books. After Lovecraft I figured I'd read enough pulp-era racist fiction.
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Sep 19, 2015 05:57
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 just turn a art like this into a movie BAM all there is to it
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Sep 19, 2015 05:57
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As my pastor tells me regularly "Conan the Barbarian? More like Heck yeah, the Awesome man of coolness."
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Sep 19, 2015 06:14
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realtalk who still watches tonight shows?
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Sep 19, 2015 06:14
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:
An Elric movie would be loving epic! For Conan, I don't see why they couldn't go back to one of the earlier stories like The Scarlet Citadel or The Hour of the Dragon as a full length movie. King Conan is best Conan.
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Sep 19, 2015 06:17
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Applewhite posted:CONAN O'BRIEN! LOL! Could you imagine if you could reboot a talk show host??  er ey pee oldconan
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Sep 19, 2015 06:40
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