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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


i like all these suggestions, apple white. This looks like a p good and chill byob thread :3:

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

ArtIsResistance posted:

agreed, the dangers of melanoma are under-appreciated by the general public and I believe that videogames (are the future) are the perfect medium to educate this to people

Wish my mom would have this game 10 years ago, dumbass bought a tanning bed and all she really got out of it was melanomas.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


eating simulator: like surgeon simulator but you're using chopsticks to try to make and eat a taco

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
phone game where u gotta text message break up with yo girl

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

phone game where u gotta text message break up with yo girl

The icon for the app looks just like the real txt messenger and also you're asked to input your real girlfreind's name.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

They should make a game where you toss coins into frogs' mouths for points.

I need to play this game

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Origami Simulator where the things you make come to life after.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
A fat paraplegic black genderqueer princess is kidnapped by an evil white guy and kept in a tower.
But instead of waiting for a white male teenager come save her, she decides to take things in her own hands.
So the game is basically you fight your way down from the tower to the main throne room and bring SJW justice to the patriarchy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm going to make a game where a frog has to doge traffic while crossing a road.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm going to make a game where a frog has to doge traffic while crossing a road.

Much dodge, very trucks, so jump!

They should make a game where you have to prevent frogs from crossing the street by smashing them with cars.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They should make a game where a white princess is kidnapped by a monster and locked in a tower and a blonde-haired, blue eyed white males comes to save her and she rewards him with sex at the end because he deserves it after all that trouble he went through.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
They should make a game where you play as a scorpion and you have to sting kittens for points.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
strawberry picking simulator and it's in first person view and you can only see your hands and the forums loving explode arguing whether the hands belong to a mexican or a white person who has a tan from picking strawberries all day

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Bendy Spoon: you play as a psychic and you must bend the spoons with your mind. Requires peripheral EEG helmet which actually measures your brain strength and concentration ability to bend the simulated spoon and also make menu selections.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A crime game where you play as a car thief in an open sandbox world but you get carsick easily and driving crazily will make your character vomit.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Swarming Simulator: You're in control of every aspect of a swarm of bees! Spend hours determining the center of gravity, density, dispersal pattern and pheromone level of the swarm. Take control of individual bees! Hundreds of unique weather conditions and wind speeds that are fully customizable.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Applewhite posted:

Bendy Spoon: you play as a psychic and you must bend the spoons with your mind. Requires peripheral EEG helmet which actually measures your brain strength and concentration ability to bend the simulated spoon and also make menu selections.

Bendy Spoon 2: Spoonfixer
A silverware repairsman must follow a trail of mangled cutlery to the lair of a dangerous foe whose mind powers may or may not prove the end of all utensils everywhere. it's up to you to stop them but first you'll need the right tools for the job!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Bendy Spoon 2: Spoonfixer
A silverware repairsman must follow a trail of mangled cutlery to the lair of a dangerous foe whose mind powers may or may not prove the end of all utensils everywhere. it's up to you to stop them but first you'll need the right tools for the job!!

Bendy Spoon 3: Hail to the Chef
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president's silverware from an evil chef?

Lights Out: You're a journalist assigned to investigate a supposedly abandoned insane asylum. Your only tools? A golf pencil, your trusty notebook, and a magic lightswitch that can turn on or off the lights in any room. Manipulate light and darkness to your advantage to control the inmates of the asylum, all of whom were institutionalized for a rare combination of homicidal tendencies and pathological fear of the dark.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Scary Jump Scare Monster Factory:
You've been assigned the night shift at a factory that builds scary robot monsters. There's just one thing they forgot to tell you: the scary robot monsters have gone all wrong and they want to kill you! Your only advantage is the fact that the monsters have to cross several conveyor belts to reach you, and you can control the direction of the belts by means of a series of levers. Manipulate the conveyor belts to keep all the monsters moving away from you or there will be a brief cinematic of a monster jumping at the screen and a loud screaming noise.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Smoking simulator. Choose from over eighty cigarette brands, fifty varieties of tobacco and over a hundred different pipe designs (including MacArthur's famous corncob pipe!). Now with e-cig DLC.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Tony Hawk's Pro-Unicycle.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

all these games and more exist in the wonderful world of second life try it free today

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Third Life: it's like second life, only much more structured so every locale isn't a mishmash of half-rendered poo poo.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Hello everyone, welcome to IndieGamesCom, I'd like to remind you that the cheetos bar will be open until 9, and if you follow me right this way we will be having a panel on Second Life's penis size capabilities and what this might mean for Sonic & friends.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Beyond Good and Primeval: You captain a ship by yourself as you trek across the endless oceans filled with dinosaurs and sea monsters of myths. They don't attack you, but you can sail into them to 'die'. The boat is a representation of the arrogant assumption that your life has meaning and the monsters that you can run into represent that 'cold hard truth' that perhaps it doesn't ultimately matter if you sail the ocean or not. We all reach the same destination eventually.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

strawberry picking simulator and it's in first person view and you can only see your hands and the forums loving explode arguing whether the hands belong to a mexican or a white person who has a tan from picking strawberries all day

Lmao

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
GORP: you find yourself on a dying forum where people lazily poo poo out effortless nonsense and you have to make them see how lovely they are by taking their garbage posting style to its logical conclusion and just repeatedly post GORP everywhere.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Th' forum's dyin', Cloud.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
An RPG where you rescue girls who have been trapped in crystal prisons. The twist? You are a pretzel.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
a japanese dating sim which immediately forwards your ip address and a snapped webcam pic to the FBI

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
More of a 'walking sim' here but a game where you just have a lovely picnic with your family and you finally forgive your dad for the things he did in the past because you know he wasn't actually at fault and all that resentment is finally released. The plot twist here is that randomly throughout the day you will shoot burning hot laser beams out of your eyes at random intervals for a random amount of time. You get an achievement if you make it to the end without killing your entire family!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Flip the Bird: bejeweled but with parakeets.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Kung Fu Guru: Spend all day meditating on life and when and why violence is acceptable. Earn Zen points to upgrade your character and clothes! Share with your friends to unlock the next plane of existential thinking! You don't want to spend all this time and not ever meet Buddah right? You can pay $9.99 to fast track your way to spiritual awareness! Pre-order now for one free exclusive state of being, in addition to some really great shoes that actually increase your speed of reaching a zen state!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Deadly Chamber: point and click adventure where you must escape the deadly chamber. The twist? You are a princess.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Twisty Twirl: a gay dating sim that takes place entirely on the twisty twirl ride at a carnival. You must seduce hot sexy men and blow them while battling motion sickness. The twist? You're straight.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Dankest Cellar: [still in early access] recruit a variety of wine tasters to descend into forgotten wine cellars! What tasty and well aged wines await down below? This hardcore oldschool style RPG plays hard and loose. What will happen to your wine tasters? Will they grow insane from their own stupid opinions? Perhaps they will get a splinter! :ohdear: Or perhaps they will rise to the challenge and drink the wine fearlessly! But don't grow too attached, wine tasters lives are short in these lands! Sometimes the wine ends up being poison instead! That actually happens way too often these days.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Jukeboxblues posted:

Dankest Cellar: [still in early access] recruit a variety of wine tasters to descend into forgotten wine cellars! What tasty and well aged wines await down below? This hardcore oldschool style RPG plays hard and loose. What will happen to your wine tasters? Will they grow insane from their own stupid opinions? Perhaps they will get a splinter! :ohdear: Or perhaps they will rise to the challenge and drink the wine fearlessly! But don't grow too attached, wine tasters lives are short in these lands! Sometimes the wine ends up being poison instead! That actually happens way too often these days.

Now with Amontillado DLC.

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Now with Amontillado DLC.

Adding over 5 minutes of content for the low-low-price of only $15! Now THAT'S value.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Skeleton Parade: put together a parade of spooky skeletons to entertain the town. Plan the route and arrange the different skeletons however you want! Unlock new skeletons to add to your parade! Mix and match skeletons to make powerful combos.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Sep 20, 2015

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Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Skeleton Parade: put together a parade of spooky skeletons to entertain the town. Plan the route and arrange the different skeletons however you want! Unlock new skeletons to add to your parade! Mix and match skeletons to make powerful combos.

If this game was done in the same style of those old adventure games like Dark Seed this would loving own.

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