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A game where you are a black man at your white girlfriend's Thanksgiving party. Under a barrage of overheard racist comments, you must mingle with her relatives and figure out a way to diffuse things when Great-Aunt Patty asks you what is so wrong with calling macademia nuts friend of the family toes. But keep an eye on your stress meters! If you have a breakdown in public, it's only going to prove Uncle Larry right!
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Pocket Rocket: a racing game where you are a miniature rocket and you fly around the house, dodging obstacles like pets and toys. Courses include the park and a shopping mall.
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Sep 20, 2015 18:47
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:A game where you are a black man at your white girlfriend's Thanksgiving party. Under a barrage of overheard racist comments, you must mingle with her relatives and figure out a way to diffuse things when Great-Aunt Patty asks you what is so wrong with calling macademia nuts friend of the family toes. But keep an eye on your stress meters! If you have a breakdown in public, it's only going to prove Uncle Larry right! On hard mode you have to find a way to avoid eating mayonnaise that white people seem to love for some reason.
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Sep 20, 2015 18:48
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Juicer simulator: choose from over ten different juicer models and eleven different fruits and vegetables. Make the perfect juice.
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Sep 20, 2015 19:10
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They should make a game where you play as a glowing cube that navigates a wireframe maze. In 3D!
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Sep 20, 2015 19:26
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indie flower dreams: you're a flower, or maybe a seed, floating around on the wind. you have to solve puzzles by using musical tones and colours to "paint" shapes in the clouds. when you get to the final level it is revealed that you're actually in the dying dream of a gay man with AIDS in a hospital bed. beep beep beep beeeeeeep and the screen fades to black.
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Sep 20, 2015 19:28
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Jukeboxblues posted:More of a 'walking sim' here but a game where you just have a lovely picnic with your family and you finally forgive your dad for the things he did in the past because you know he wasn't actually at fault and all that resentment is finally released. The plot twist here is that randomly throughout the day you will shoot burning hot laser beams out of your eyes at random intervals for a random amount of time. You get an achievement if you make it to the end without killing your entire family! i would actually play this
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Sep 20, 2015 19:30
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Stab Masters: a game for the Wii U where you stab an endless parade of enemies. Get combos and score bonuses by stabbing and also slashing.
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Sep 20, 2015 19:33
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a super nintendo emulator that allows you to load any snes rom of your choosing. after half an hour of play the camera pans out to reveal you are a small child dreading the moment dad gets home from the bars, angry and handsy.
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Sep 20, 2015 20:00
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Applewhite Posting Simulator: Experience the thrills, joys, downs, and outright depressions of posting like Applewhite.
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Sep 20, 2015 20:34
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lovely cat simulator: you play as a cat and basically wait around for your owner to die so you can eat him
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Sep 20, 2015 20:39
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Bugle Hero: Guitar Hero but for bugles. Requires bugle controller to play. Comes pre loaded with classics like "Reville," "chow," and "taps."
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Sep 20, 2015 20:49
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happyhippy posted:Applewhite Posting Simulator: Experience the thrills, joys, downs, and outright depressions of posting like Applewhite. Happy Hippy: a 2D platformer where you have to run, jump and dodge enemies in a colorful, psychedelic dreamscape. Collect bongs and doobies for points.
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Sep 20, 2015 20:51
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They should make a game where you can evolve from a paramecium up to a higher life form, but instead of making it infinitely customizable there is a reasonably large selection of different evolutionary options so that players don't feel overwhelmed and their creatures don't end up looking like poo poo.
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Sep 20, 2015 23:46
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You are an african immigrant with ebola. You start in a random country in Africa, and the goal is to kill all Americans with the ebola.
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Sep 20, 2015 23:58
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Kevin Bacon Simulator: An augmented reality game where your camera displays the world in the way that Kevin Bacon would see it!
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Sep 21, 2015 00:15
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they should make a video game where you go to an olive garden, study the menu very carefully, then wind up getting unlimited soup salad and breadsticks
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Sep 21, 2015 00:38
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You play as a sperm struggling to reach the egg. It's a long and dangerous race. At the end you're born, but you're Adolph Hitler. The game tries to warn you. All the game over screens when you lose say "Good job!"
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Sep 21, 2015 00:47
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Let's play the game of speed, accuracy and honor! Let's call it Data Entry IV: Twelve Hour Shifts; No Overtime Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 21, 2015 |
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Sep 21, 2015 01:01
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happyhippy posted:Applewhite Posting Simulator: Experience the thrills, joys, downs, and outright depressions of posting like Applewhite. An Applewhite HUGGING simulator 
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Sep 21, 2015 01:05
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I want to play a Vasily Blokhin simulator every night you'd log in, have a shot of vodka, shoot 300 odd poles in the neck over 8 hours or so, have another shot, then go to bed. it would take about 28 days to 'clock' the game, once you hit 7000 dead pollacks you get a special achievement
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Sep 21, 2015 01:08
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Knight & Damsel only instead of featuring cheap flash game garbage artwork, it uses the original pixel art.
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Sep 21, 2015 01:20
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Tea preparing simulator. The developer will give you an achievement if you actually stream yourself IRL making tea while playing the game.
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Sep 21, 2015 02:13
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Gambling simulator 2016: You just press a button and random things happen. You can't change the outcome in any way. You just have to get lucky. Features include being able to mortgage your random home of random value, sell your families jewelry of random worth and amounts, get loans of random amounts, and finally have an income of random amounts! (Replay value anyone?) If you end up winning large amounts without destroying your family first you get a special achievement. There are also achievements for when your significant other leaves you but you still win big, or when you are down to the last dollar of your trust fund and you get the mother load! Online features include the ability to look from left to right to see other players either winning or losing! Pre-order now for an exclusive in game hat!
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Sep 21, 2015 04:04
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Bubble Sub: you are a toy submarine and you must use your torpedoes to pop bubbles. There are bosses and one is a giant rubber duck.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:12
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A vast, elaborate fantasy/steampunk RPG with enough dialogue text and back-story and mythology to fill four full-sized novels. You play a Goblin barista with dreams of making it as a bard in a (figuratively) cut-throat industry dominated by humans and elves. There are no twists. There's a combat system but your character isn't good at it and never will be. Some epic fantasy plot is happening in the background, but you're not involved except maybe playing a gig for the army or serving coffee to Orc invaders. The odds are so stacked against you that the best ending is where you give up your dream, focus on coffee, and end up the manager. But the latte mixing minigame is really robust.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:31
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A vast, elaborate fantasy/steampunk RPG with enough dialogue text and back-story and mythology to fill four full-sized novels. You play a Goblin barista with dreams of making it as a bard in a (figuratively) cut-throat industry dominated by humans and elves. Hell yeah this game sounds awesome! GamerGate quest: You sit inside a tornado of poo poo. On one side is a mountain of brown poo poo, on the other side its a mountain of a different shade of brown poo poo. Catapults can be made to fling poo poo at the other mound of poo poo and any who stand in the middle. It has no end, its just for funsies. 
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Sep 21, 2015 04:42
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Jukeboxblues posted:GamerGate quest: You sit inside a tornado of poo poo. On one side is a mountain of brown poo poo, on the other side its a mountain of a different shade of brown poo poo. Catapults can be made to fling poo poo at the other mound of poo poo and any who stand in the middle. It has no end, its just for funsies. Sorry guys I got too political. Please forgive me.
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Sep 21, 2015 04:48
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Jukeboxblues Sim 2016: There's a big turd on the keyboard and you have to roll around in it
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Sep 21, 2015 05:45
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lego arkham knight
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Sep 21, 2015 05:56
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Improbable Lobster posted:Jukeboxblues Sim 2016: There's a big turd on the keyboard and you have to roll around in it Optional DLC adds the game mode of doing it at 4am, adding in maniacal laughter as you are far too pleased with the retarded poo poo that gets spread around everywhere.
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Sep 21, 2015 07:45
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You're naked and have to chase teens through a jungle, it's called Predditors
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Sep 21, 2015 08:28
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They should make a game where you play as a coin and you have to run through the level collecting heroes. 100 heroes=1UP.
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Sep 21, 2015 12:42
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Speaking of 1UPs, you know that amazing feeling you get when you figure out a trick to get infinite 1UPs? There should be a game where there are thousands of different ways to get infinite 1UPs. It's ostensibly structured like a platformer, but it's actually a puzzle game where the puzzle is finding all the different combos for getting infinite 1UPs. Some of them are easy puzzles like a block with a 1UP in it resets whenever it scrolls offscreen, but others are more subtle, like completing a level in a certain way, or "glitching" an enemy so that it is caught in a feedback loop of giving you points. You get an achievement every time you solve a puzzle.
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Sep 21, 2015 12:50
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Kill matey quest: A game where you go on a quest to kill forum poster Matey.
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Sep 21, 2015 12:57
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Dinner Bell Ringer. It's like Guitar Hero but comes with a large triangle and a stick to clang it with plus a microphone, you have to ring it like a sumbitch and yell "COME AND GET IT!!"
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Sep 21, 2015 13:04
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Toilet Simulator 2016 - It'll have Oculus rift so you can really feel like you're on the toilet. DLC comes with a bidet, and other types of toilets used throughout the world.
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Sep 21, 2015 13:24
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Kiss of the Serpent: you have to kiss all the snakes in town to break the curse.
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Sep 21, 2015 13:51
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Applewhite posted:Kiss of the Serpent: you have to kiss all the snakes in town to break the curse. Is there a DLC coming out with a whole new class where you have to use a flute to charm them all instead?
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Jukeboxblues posted:Is there a DLC coming out with a whole new class where you have to use a flute to charm them all instead? It's a standalone expansion that costs as much as the original game but with half the content.
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