Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
*is left a brain damaged quadriplegic after a car accidnet*

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Pity reply

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

at least you're stronger at heart

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Is this that dude from se7en
That film gave menightmares when i was little

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
menightmares it's what haunts feminists at night.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


symbolic posted:

at least you're stronger at heart

not if you have a stroke

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

The Brown Menace posted:

not if you have a stroke
then half of you is stronger

PsionicAnt
Jul 16, 2001

Oberleutnant posted:

Is this that dude from se7en
That film gave menightmares when i was little

yeah the sloth victim

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
I've been saying this for years.

On a related note, if you beat a dead horse enough, people may mistake the twitching for some semblance of life.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
*flesh eating bug consumes 60% muscle mass*

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This one ranks up there as one of the worst sayings.

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
My mother used to say of crowded places: "Everyone and their uncle is here."

Which would always get five year old me excited about seeing my Uncle Pete, and then she's have to explain he wasn't actually there.

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N
What I'm saying is most "sayings" are poo poo.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

l33t b4c0n posted:

What I'm saying is most "sayings" are poo poo.

Thers an old lady at work who calls the tangle of wires behind her computer a "snakes' wedding". Its not really a saying but i like it.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

l33t b4c0n posted:

My mother used to say of crowded places: "Everyone and their uncle is here."

Which would always get five year old me excited about seeing my Uncle Pete, and then she's have to explain he wasn't actually there.
did uncle pete ever play "hide the snake" with you?

Cobra-Commander
Jun 15, 2015

Oberleutnant posted:

*is left a brain damaged quadriplegic after a car accidnet*

Buckle up

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
This thread is making me stronger

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

he all ready for me :gizz:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
explain goku

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Roger Craig posted:

explain goku

He's not real, he is a cartoon man that lives in a fictitious world.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

that movie was good

Rapacity
Sep 12, 2007
Grand
Killing an old woman makes u braver

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He's not real, he is a cartoon man that lives in a fictitious world.

while I know this is true in my head it feels like a lie in my heart

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Roger Craig posted:

while I know this is true in my head it feels like a lie in my heart

The similarities with Reagan and the Iran Contra scandal are striking.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

Thers an old lady at work who calls the tangle of wires behind her computer a "snakes' wedding". Its not really a saying but i like it.

i like it too going to insert it into a conversation tomorrow

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

hey rememner that circle jerk where we stood realy close and rubbed or cocks together, that was sure a snakes wedding

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I specifically said in the context of tangled computer wires ya dingus

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

thanks OP you've inspired me to drink a bottle of whiskey for lunch

gonna get real beefy and beatup my neighbor

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

lonesomedwarf posted:

hey rememner that circle jerk where we stood realy close and rubbed or cocks together, that was sure a snakes wedding

i am bblushing

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
I think I am like a sayjin and if I got beat up I would heal like twice as strong. But nobody has ever hit me and I am afraid of getting punched or kicked or even hit with a ki beam so I guess I will never know.

When I broke my collarbone when I was a kid the two sides of the broken bone got pushed kind of one on top of the other and a wierd little ball of bone grew around the break. The doctor said now that specific part of my clavicle will be harder to break in the future. So that made me stronger than before I guess! Or he was just lying to me to make me feel like my weird lumpy collar bone conferred some sort of limited superpower. It just like feels strong, you know.

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Nice pussy.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

w-would

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
What doesn't make you stronger,

Kills you.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



That which kills you makes you stronger.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Everything dies baby that's a fact

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
per ardua ad astra, you plebes

Titter
Jul 30, 2015

by Ralp

CaptainSarcastic posted:

That which kills you makes you stronger.

Word up! I'm the kind of guy that just needs to be slaying Heaven's babes with my meat sword. And I'll be ready for 'em too! ~tips fedora~

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Holocaust survivors pass the genetic damage of their trauma onto their children, researchers find

So, it seems like what doesn't kill you fucks you up, and your kids up, and their kids up...

  • Locked thread