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My current Gf thinks doggystyle is disgusting and won't even try it
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Sep 19, 2015 20:13
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sever
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Sep 19, 2015 20:14
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shes right
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Sep 19, 2015 20:14
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Call it puppy style. Girls love puppies.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:15
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Ghaz posted:sever
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Sep 19, 2015 20:16
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Call it puppy style. Girls love puppies. Was gonna make a joke but actually this
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Sep 19, 2015 20:16
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Start with Gin and Juice and rip off her head if she still doesn't like it
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Sep 19, 2015 20:17
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I've thought about "accidentally" doing her doggystyle
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Sep 19, 2015 20:17
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Call it puppy style. Girls love puppies. naw puppy style is when u drink milk and it gets all over your chin but u fall asleep before you can wipe it off
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Sep 19, 2015 20:17
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explain to her, gently and with compassion, that she's a loving idiot.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:17
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rape, op
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Sep 19, 2015 20:18
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Isn't this your third thread about comedically confusing "doggystyle" with anal sex? If dogs hosed in the rear end there wouldn't be any more dogs, op
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Sep 19, 2015 20:18
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have her do it on you first
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Sep 19, 2015 20:19
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she's right, it's only a good position if you're really into the idea of staring directly into her anus for like 5-10 minutes like some sort of sociopath
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Sep 19, 2015 20:20
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Offer your mom an extra dollar.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:20
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E1M1 posted:she's right, it's only a good position if you're really into the idea of staring directly into her anus for like 5-10 minutes like some sort of sociopath How would you see it?
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Sep 19, 2015 20:20
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Its a scientific fact that if you put a chair with its back against the wall and lean on the wall with your forehead then a female can pick up the chair by the seat but a male cant. Tell here about this theory and get her to test it and you are halfway there op
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Sep 19, 2015 20:21
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Vim Fuego posted:Isn't this your third thread about comedically confusing "doggystyle" with anal sex? If dogs hosed in the rear end there wouldn't be any more dogs, op wait this is really what you (OP) think? She has something to explain to you, gently and with compassion.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:22
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Ghaz posted:naw puppy style is when u drink milk and it gets all over your chin but u fall asleep before you can wipe it off Oh...ok
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Sep 19, 2015 20:22
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a bay posted:Its a scientific fact that if you put a chair with its back against the wall and lean on the wall with your forehead then a female can pick up the chair by the seat but a male cant. Tell here about this theory and get her to test it and you are halfway there op I doubt this is true
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Sep 19, 2015 20:24
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Maybe you should quit asking her if she's gonna do doggy style and loving tell her she's gonna do doggy style. Take charge in the bedroom for once in your life. E1M1 posted:she's right, it's only a good position if you're really into the idea of staring directly into her anus for like 5-10 minutes like some sort of sociopath lol if your girl's rear end is so small her anus is visible during doggy style.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:27
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I doubt this is true no, it actually is. I set up a chair over there against the wall, give it a try yourself *zip*
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Sep 19, 2015 20:28
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Start by doing it spooning and you're basically there. You just need to change the horizontal for the vertical
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Sep 19, 2015 20:28
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try smelling her rear end in non-sexual situations so she gets over her fear of having a smelly rear end
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Sep 19, 2015 20:28
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:I doubt this is true The chair trick is true(picking it up not the sex bit), and has to do with how guys and girls usually have different centers of gravity.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:30
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How nice is her rear end, OP? It isn't worth trying to convince her for some no hip flat pancake action.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:31
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Is it possible she just doesnt enjoy sex with you in general, op since youre a goon and all
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Sep 19, 2015 20:32
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Universe Master posted:How nice is her rear end, OP? It isn't worth trying to convince her for some no hip flat pancake action. True.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:32
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This is the gimmick op where he pretends he thinks doggystyle means anal sex.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:32
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Goddamn is this another thread where the op slowly reveals that he thinks doggystyle is anal? It wasn't funny the first time.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:32
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doggystyle ISNT anal? gee golly i DIDNT KNOW that gosh all mighty is my face red
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Sep 19, 2015 20:34
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op but wouldnt' you dilz get poop all over it? that doesn't sound nice
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Sep 19, 2015 20:34
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Ghaz posted:sever
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Sep 19, 2015 20:37
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Zzulu posted:Is it possible she just doesnt enjoy sex with you in general, op can confirm since OPs girl regularly does both anal and doggy style with me, a not-goon.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:37
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Somebody in one of the threads here asked if its possible to do doggy style with a fat chick and I still want to know the answer
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Sep 19, 2015 20:39
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u need to drive it in deeper, like ur drilling for oil oil = ladycum
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Sep 19, 2015 20:40
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Applewhite posted:lol if your girl's rear end is so small her anus is visible during doggy style. I have no idea what kind of girls you bone, but generally it's not that hard to get a nice view of her rear end in a top hat if she's not fat. Also serious answer OP, maybe start with sideway missionary, the slowly gently caress turn her more and more on her stomache when you're boning. Or just start with her on her stomache when you're doing foreplay, stick it in, the slowly pull her up?? Also a fun and true sex tip: many girls like it when you lie on her back when she's laying on her stomache and you rub your dick between her rear end cheeks. If they're shy they will deny that it feels good to rub her anus but they will be lying. Or they really don't like it, sex is hard OP, but you can do it champ.
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Sep 19, 2015 20:42
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Vim Fuego posted:Isn't this your third thread about comedically confusing "doggystyle" with anal sex? I think I missed the second one
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Sep 19, 2015 20:45
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have u considered a little dirty talk or some rough play to get her to allow u to mount her in the way that u fancy? dont be afraid to be the bad guy and "accidentally"  all over her cashmere sweater when u arent allowed to get to have ur way
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Sep 19, 2015 20:45
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Let her peg you first so you can show her it's not that bad.
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