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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Of all the state capitols, which city is the worst? Feel free to talk about DC as well.

My vote is Harrisburg, PA.

Albany, NY and Richmond, VA kinda blow too. Annapolis, MD is nice if you own a yacht, super boring if you actually live there.

E: fun fact, Annapolis is the only state capitol without a train station.

Hector Beerlioz fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Sep 19, 2015

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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My vote is Harrisburg, PA.
hey man, as a pennsylvanian









you're right :smith:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

symbolic posted:

hey man, as a pennsylvanian









you're right :smith:

My dad grew up there. He once took me to see his old family house and kids threw bottles at out car.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

actually never mind the worst is bismarck, nd

north dakota is poo poo to begin with so the capital is probably worse

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
worst at being a city is montpelier

h_double
Jul 27, 2001
You know, compared to Virginia as a whole, Richmond's not so bad. It's not some kind of underground cultural treasure, but it has a kind of low-rent hipster charm.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Juneau which is the worst?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

VendaGoat posted:

Juneau which is the worst?

I'm asking ju

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
epcot

Huge Fucker Bitch
Jan 8, 2004
Baton Rouge la. Louisiana is a garb state, br is poo poo city

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

That's a boring rear end ride at Disney World. I rode it once and it broke down. Spent 20 hanging out in the ancient middle east.

hillaryous clinton
May 11, 2003

super dynamic
Taco Defender
Sacramento.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
DC is nice, but super career oriented. No one actually grows up here. Everyone is a transplant. When you meet someone new the first question they ask is what do you do? Street vendors sell ID lanyards. The Smithsonian and Kennedy Center own, plus you can walk up and down the stairs from The Exorcist.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





maninacape posted:

Sacramento.

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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Jackson, MS

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

maninacape posted:

Sacramento.

Please explain why

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

E: fun fact, Annapolis is the only state capitol without a train station.

Boise has one, but it doesn't operate. It is a museum/wedding venue.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
The opposite of your question would be Austin TX or Denver Colorado.

Also for the worst gotta throw Sacramento out their, all the problems of California but none of the cool poo poo.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
trenton no question

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

E: fun fact, Annapolis is the only state capitol without a train station.

Honolulu has a transit system?

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Harrisburg because it is literally bankrupt

They spent all their money on a failure of a trash incinerator

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Tom Brady posted:

Honolulu has a transit system?

I might have been lied to. It does have the oldesr wooden dome in the USA, though. It's on the Maryland quarter.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

DOOP posted:

Harrisburg because it is literally bankrupt

They spent all their money on a failure of a trash incinerator

I want to hear more about this

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Columbus auto-loses by right of being in Ohio.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Tallahassee, Florida

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

DOOP posted:

Harrisburg because it is literally bankrupt

They spent all their money on a failure of a trash incinerator

and they refuse all legislation to change it.


Edit: Oh and this.


Das Boo posted:

Columbus auto-loses by right of being in Ohio.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Das Boo posted:

Columbus auto-loses by right of being in Ohio.

I've been to Columbus a couple times. It's not that bad compared to the rest of the state. Or Harrisburg

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I want to hear more about this

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-money-pit-the-real-reason-harrisburg-pennsylvania-went-bankrupt-2011-10
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2011-10-12/pennsylvania-capital-harrisburg-files-for-bankruptcy-over-incinerator-debt
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/25/us/harrisburg-sees-path-to-restructuring-debts-without-bankruptcy-filing.html?_r=0
http://www.city-journal.org/2014/eon1014jb.html

Harrisburg has gotten marginally better in the last couple years, but its still p bad

Lyndon LaRouche
Sep 5, 2006

by Azathoth
Honolulu has the most homeless people, the worst traffic, and an outdoor sewer right next to Waikiki. Oh, it also has Waikiki.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

idk

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

What is your state capital, parallax?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

What is your state capital, parallax?

idk i'm not some kind of fag that learns that

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

idk i'm not some kind of fag that learns that

Montgomery

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

h_double posted:

You know, compared to Virginia as a whole, Richmond's not so bad. It's not some kind of underground cultural treasure, but it has a kind of low-rent hipster charm.

Richmond gave the world Gwar, what has Harrisburg done by comparison?

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard
I nominate Salem, Oregon. Place is a meth-ridden shithole with no cool architecture, poo poo people, the only businesses that are open are TGIF et al and even then if you eat there you're like "I don't remember this place being so depressing and the food being so crappy". Meth everywhere, people throwing trash at bicyclists. A shithole totally devoid of merit or value. It is a place where laughter dies.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Worst state capital I've visited is probably Jackson MS.

Whole place is falling apart with multiple sections looking like Detroit.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Frostwerks posted:

worst at being a city is montpelier

Yea but it's a cool little town.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

de moines

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sacramento is pretty bad as well and also seems to have a big inferiority complex over being a cowtown.

Please Sacramento is just as cool as LA or SF.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
Springfield IL is literal poo poo

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
I live in PA, and immediately thought of Harrisburg when I saw the thread title, but on second thought I have a hard time believing it's worse than Trenton.

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