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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > biking 20 miles a day and still fat
 
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Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

Top City Homo posted:

OP go to the gym

find the largest buffest bro

take a 5 pound barbell and throw it down between him during a set staring without breaking off your line of sight

this will signal a duel to the death

defeat him, eat his still beating heart and turn on this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

you now have the essence of the bro

hoyl poo poo that video owns. gently caress off dumpy wife

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