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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
pick up a weight you fat cucktard

deadlift and sqUAT YOURWAY TO SUCEESSS!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
no dont run

do complexes

fuucking god

running is for loooooooooooosers and faggs

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
gently caress just doo a shitt ton of sets

get the beach physique

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
are uy still fat as ffuck you human being op ?


huH>?>>>???

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ethanol posted:

last i checked YES

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
my balls have a nice musk after a good lift

lift weights do steroids opp


be alpha

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

glowing-fish posted:

take up lifting,

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

glowing-fish posted:

Hmmm let me see, what is a more fun and challenging activity? Maybe I could get on a bicycle and bicycle 20 miles up a mountain road into the middle of the Rocky Mountains, where I can sit next to a clean, roaring mountain stream and enjoy the thrill of being by myself in nature, or I can sit out in my garage moving my arms in the same motions on an old bench next to my Camaro while listening to Megadeth. HMmmmm...what sounds better?

I mean, I know the average goon lives in an exurb of Indianapolis or some other boring midwestern city and the only things in bicycling range are the Olive Garden and the OTHER Olive Garden, but that isn't true of all of us.

biking is a hobby for losers and women

real men interact with other men in the gym

lift weights and gently caress twinks in the shower

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
become strong fat

lift weights

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

numberoneposter posted:

Lucky for me the forestry industry in BC has blessed us with virtually an endless amount of fire roads for easy access to nature.

Just blot the clear cuts from your brain! Seriously look at a satellite map of Vancouver Island it's kinda patchy.



why are you not in victoria right now picking up 19 year old nursing students?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

numberoneposter posted:

its sunday but yes i cant confirm she was a nursing student and i can only remember her last name (dobson???)

edit: i live in vic

u are a lucky man


its gods own country

one of these damned days i will go to victoria and take a cute girl to tofino and just do drugs and drink and gently caress and not leave until im thrown out of the bed and breakfast for throwing up on the drapes

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
replace all your nutrient intake with Soylent

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
OP go to the gym

find the largest buffest bro

take a 5 pound barbell and throw it down between him during a set staring without breaking off your line of sight

this will signal a duel to the death

defeat him, eat his still beating heart and turn on this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY

you now have the essence of the bro

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
or suck a dick

both provide the essence of a bro

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
drink vodka

its more efficient

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

toggle posted:

Your balls might stink but they are small because of the steroids :laugh:

It's a perfect balance of musk to ball circumference

Would not work with big balls

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jabronie posted:

hoyl poo poo that video owns. gently caress off dumpy wife

it is the official song of the swole thread

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