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soggybagel posted:This is more offseason fodder than actual hockey news but did we not post this yesterday? I guess Jagr slept with some 18 year old model and she tried to sell this news and a selfie to tabloids as some sort of blackmail attempt but then Jagr was just like "Okay I don't care." Discussion of it yesterday is what led to the thread title (and because I was too lazy to pick anything better)
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For the two people who care, Pass It To Bulis has been picked up by another publication the Vancouver Courier. Think of it as a very dry free weekly version of the Georgia Strait: http://www.vancourier.com/pass-it-to-bulis Also NHL 16 trip report (because I've never read the games/armchair quarterback threads and never will) based on observing my cousin play it online: - No one plays defense, at all - If you say "Come back and fight, you hosers! Come on, eh?" over voice chat there is a 100% chance someone will know that it's from Strange Brew and will respond with either "oh my left nut" or the Koolookoo theme. - 90% of the games involve Chicago. The remaining 10% involve Tampa Bay - No one wants to play goalie, and no one is good at playing goalie, yet if one team has a human goalie everyone will bitch and carp until someone plays goalie on the other team to make it "more fair" - It is entirely possible and humorous to troll your team as the goalie. One good way is to go into the horizontal pad stack position as soon as the whistle blows and never actually get up, just angling the goalie in various ways to block shots. My cousin was doing this and his team loved it so much that 4 of the 5 players on the ice would just lie in front of him in the shot block/stick dive animation, which was remarkably effective. The last guy would wait until everyone was falling over in the quagmire of prone players and then steal the puck and score on a breakaway. They won 15-4.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:09 |
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I missed the pocket change angle of the story and it's probably the best part. What a beautiful man.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:10 |
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So should we make a GDT or just spam this thread
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:49 |
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Jaromir Jagr was raped
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:51 |
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Vicas posted:So should we make a GDT or just spam this thread A GDT seems like a good idea. mcvey posted:Jaromir Jagr was raped I think the real search should be for any NHL execs who went to Oxford.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:54 |
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DJExile posted:Yeah, the Allentown game will be on CSN. Radio (97.5) is going to the Brooklyn game. I'm outside Detroit so this doesn't help me. RIP. Also holy moley Jagr owns.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:59 |
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Hand Knit posted:A GDT seems like a good idea. You got it, chief: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3743010
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:05 |
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triple sulk posted:I'm outside Detroit so this doesn't help me. RIP. 97.5's webstream has it
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:12 |
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For the people who are worried about loving PK Subban: if I can do it, so can you.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:34 |
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Everyone should love PK
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:46 |
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Hand Knit posted:
Who's the gm in Rockford?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 00:57 |
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http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/lamoriello-passionate-about-maple-leafs-project~709631 Long interview with Lamoriello and Bob McKenzie about his plight to becoming Leafs GM and his future and the approach he has with Babcock and Shanahan as a three-headed decision-maker. Interesting notables include him again essentially saying the Devils lost Parise and Kovalchuk due to the status of the franchise (ownership) and kinda blames the four out of five years of no playoffs on that a little. He also says in New Jersey he could walk around and nobody would know him, in Toronto everyone knows hockey. Obvious, but funny he'd say so.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:12 |
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PK is a cool and good human being and an excellent hockey player if you don't agree with any part of this
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:15 |
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jesus christ another penalty 3-0 inc
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:17 |
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The Penguins roster tonight is pretty terrible
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:23 |
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Buffalo game doesn't show up in HS. Anyone now if it's streaming somewhere else?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:25 |
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soggybagel posted:This is more offseason fodder than actual hockey news but did we not post this yesterday? I guess Jagr slept with some 18 year old model and she tried to sell this news and a selfie to tabloids as some sort of blackmail attempt but then Jagr was just like "Okay I don't care." I think the whole story is bullshit. There's no way he went to sleep after having sex with her. He probably put on a 50lb weight vest afterwards and went skating for a while.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:35 |
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Ginette Reno posted:The Penguins roster tonight is pretty terrible ben lovejoy: #1 D
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:38 |
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Pornographic Memory posted:ben lovejoy: #1 D yeeeeesh
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:39 |
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Tom Kostopolous is playing for the Penguins tonight, let that sink in
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 01:45 |
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I know preseason split-squad is even more meaningless than regular old preseason, but goddamn Konecny looked fantastic, Medvedev looked fine, Vinny is in the best shape of his life, everything is perfect, Stanley Cup here we come
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:30 |
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Doctor Butts posted:I think the whole story is bullshit. That's what he did first, then she had to rub his legs for an hour and the predictable happened.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:39 |
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Brodeurs Nanny posted:http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/video/lamoriello-passionate-about-maple-leafs-project~709631 Lou is basically there to trade any pending UFAs on the roster for picks and prospects/depth the franchise likes, right?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:40 |
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poo poo wrong thread
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:41 |
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For the first time, we have had 3-on-3 OT fail to deliver. PIT/CBJ to home run derby.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:47 |
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Zodijackylite posted:Lou is basically there to trade any pending UFAs on the roster for picks and prospects/depth the franchise likes, right? and also to assign numbers and make everybody shave their beards
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:47 |
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Zodijackylite posted:Lou is basically there to trade any pending UFAs on the roster for picks and prospects/depth the franchise likes, right? I think he's also there to counterbalance the fact that the rest of the Leafs' front office have a combined age of under 100.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 02:47 |
Boooo go gently caress yourselves Canucks all I want is to see the Sedins play 3-on-3 OT, you don't even have to play them for the rest of the game but at least dress them just for that.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 03:28 |
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Hand Knit posted:I think he's also there to counterbalance the fact that the rest of the Leafs' front office have a combined age of under 100. ...and never scores
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:06 |
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Devils goalies looked awful behind an awful team. It's going to be a long season. Tyler Kennedy surprisingly wasn't poo poo.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:17 |
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N: Eichel's assist to Moulson: https://vine.co/v/ePg63hgbabJ Eichel's shortie for the win: https://vine.co/v/ePgwZFMYXHF V: lol he's really good
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:48 |
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was checking thescore app on my phone for the results of the baby isles' game in philly, this is still currently how the scoring is listed vinny is.....back
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:09 |
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The Oilers beat the Flames twice, baby.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:14 |
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So Sbisa is getting a lifetime suspension, right?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:22 |
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nature6pk posted:So Sbisa is getting a lifetime suspension, right? actually benning just offered him a lifetime extension
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:24 |
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Kings couldn't even shut out the Coyotes in Bakersfield what is this garbagegoldrush posted:actually benning just offered him a lifetime extension Along with every fan of another Pacific team.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:33 |
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Tonight's Isles/Flyers game in Brooklyn (split squad) ended up going to OT. Neither team scored, and near the end a "4 on 4" chant broke out
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:34 |
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The Sharks lost to a hockey team put together by Jim Benning
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:36 |
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grack posted:The Sharks lost to a hockey team put together by Jim Benning SJ is just setting the bar low enough that placing anything higher than Arizona will placate the fans.
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