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WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

pledge of alliegende starts and this old gently caress tells me to take off my Ramones hat. HEY OLD poo poo, eat my rear end and get shot during ww1 again. PEACE

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:32

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symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

loving commie, salute old glory

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:42

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

roflburger easily claims :secondpost:

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:43

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Baseball: Less boring than cricket kind of.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:46

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

Baseball: Less boring than cricket kind of.

baseball stadiums have good food

and that's my opinion of baseball

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:48

Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

Baseball is cool n good to bad you're to big of a idiot to know that op.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:51

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

i like to get hammered before games, show up for 4 innings, then go back to the bar adjacent to the stadium, get even more drunk, then drunk drive home.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:51

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Terry Francona posted:

Baseball is cool n good to bad you're to big of a idiot to know that op.

wow that man is taking 30 seconds to pitch a ball

wow a man caught a ball

repeat a minimum of 54 times

baseball

# ? Sep 20, 2015 18:56

Terry Francona: Jan 20, 2004; by Cowcaster

symbolic posted:

wow that man is taking 30 seconds to pitch a ball

wow a man caught a ball

repeat a minimum of 54 times

baseball

This kinda poo poo is always said by neck beard goons that will watch twitch streams of other nerds play lovely video games

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:00

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

op is too much of a millennial to show respect to his country for five seconds smh

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:01

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Terry Francona posted:

This kinda poo poo is always said by neck beard goons that will watch twitch streams of other nerds play lovely video games

lol

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:02

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I bet that vet would bayonet OP and the only feeling would be the warm remembrance of when he stuck his first kraut.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:03

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Terry Francona posted:

This kinda poo poo is always said by neck beard goons that will watch twitch streams of other nerds play lovely video games

All sports are good. Except for baseball which is poo poo.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:04

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

baseball bats are the best readily available club weapon on the planet
(hurleys do the trick in a pinch if you're in ireland)

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:04

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

pound a bunch of nails halfway into a wooden bat, then hit them all so they're bent at crazy angles
you now have a powerful mace!

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:04

DirtyMick: Feb 1, 2014

Did your poo poo country lose the World Series? USA! USA! USA! Canadia wins from time to time, but hey it's only a matter of time before #annex

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:05

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

DirtyMick posted:

Did your poo poo country lose the World Series? USA! USA! USA! Canadia wins from time to time, but hey it's only a matter of time before #annex

92 and 93 were dark years. Good thing the strike happened before the Expos won in 94.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:08

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

https://twitter.com/PWElverum/status/507699533338255360

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:10

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Terry Francona posted:

This kinda poo poo is always said by neck beard goons that will watch twitch streams of other nerds play lovely video games

except it's true

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:11

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:12

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

pretty much every sport is bad and boring until you play it what im saying is im freud and i now know the op has never played baseball

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:19

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

extra stout posted:

pretty much every sport is bad and boring until you play it what im saying is im freud and i now know the op has never played baseball

I played baseball, football, etc in Highschool P.E. and poo poo sucks, I've never watched a superbowl and the concept of watching sports is baffling and cruel

Badminton, tennis, racquetball, and ping-pong are rad however. To play, not to watch

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:21

fuccboi: Jan 5, 2004; by zen death robot

I love when the BLACK players come up to bat and they play RAP music

I love when the HISPANIC players come up to bat and they play SPANISH music

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:23

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

DeadBlack posted:

I played baseball, football, etc in Highschool P.E. and poo poo sucks, I've never watched a superbowl and the concept of watching sports is baffling and cruel

Badminton, tennis, racquetball, and ping-pong are rad however. To play, not to watch

the only good part about the super bowl is that my dad buys a bunch of snacks and poo poo so i just steal a bag of pizza rolls and have dinner for the night

also tennis is loving fun to play. could never watch it though.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:24

damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Hobohemian posted:

Baseball: Less boring than cricket kind of.

the only thing more boring than baseball is golf, which is basically one-player baseball.

watching cricket is like snorting blow off a young twink's firm rear end while riding a nuclear-powered rocket car to the moon, when compared to baseball. (and most cricket matches are still pretty drat boring)

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:25

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I love when the BLACK players come up to bat and they play RAP music

I love when the HISPANIC players come up to bat and they play SPANISH music

Lot of the hispanic players are black but they all play reggaeton.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:26

CatBlack: Sep 10, 2011; hello world

symbolic posted:

the only good part about the super bowl is that my dad buys a bunch of snacks and poo poo so i just steal a bag of pizza rolls and have dinner for the night

also tennis is loving fun to play. could never watch it though.

This has merit. I remember my dad's friend's wife made these delicious chocolate footballs (think hostess cupcake) and I ate like 10 of them and nearly threw up.

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:27

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

DeadBlack posted:

This has merit. I remember my dad's friend's wife made these delicious chocolate footballs (think hostess cupcake) and I ate like 10 of them and nearly threw up.

my family used to go over to my aunt's house and watch it with her family. i remember when i was like 8 we had a running bet going of what the scoreline would be so i guessed random numbers and won $50.

that's my betting story

# ? Sep 20, 2015 19:31

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

that fat loving old ww1 solder dropped his phone and it shattered, an android, natch. themes the BREAKS, dad :tipshat:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 03:36

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

when gameplay in baseball or football lasts 15 consecutive seconds fans are on the edge of their seats like its amazing

in hockey you can see action for 2 minutes straight like its nothing and its a lot cooler

symbolic posted:

baseball stadiums have good food

tell me about eating a hamburger patty that is on its 3rd reheat in as many days

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:30

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

pledge of alliegende starts and this old gently caress tells me to take off my Ramones hat. HEY OLD poo poo, eat my rear end and get shot during ww1 again. PEACE

well did u or didnt u?

the pledge of allegiance sucks and i thought that was just kiddie poo poo anways. my ancestors in the USA at the time were loyalists anyways so if u ask me the whole lot of those slave owning founding faggots can all get hosed imho

i hope u lowered ur brim, sneered, and then threw peanuts at him once he turned around...all while drinking ur beer of course.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:36

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Mariana Horchata posted:

well did u or didnt u?

the pledge of allegiance sucks and i thought that was just kiddie poo poo anways. my ancestors in the USA at the time were loyalists anyways so if u ask me the whole lot of those slave owning founding faggots can all get hosed imho

i hope u lowered ur brim, sneered, and then threw peanuts at him once he turned around...all while drinking ur beer of course.

I did,i took it off... he looked like he could gently caress me up big time. had that old man muscle

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:37

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I did,i took it off... he looked like he could gently caress me up big time. had that old man muscle

well at least you can insult him on the internet

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:38

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

gary oldmans diary posted:

tell me about eating a hamburger patty that is on its 3rd reheat in as many days

if you drown any burger in condiments it's good

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:39

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Enfield posted:

well at least you can insult him on the internet

it's all i have :grin:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:45

cram me sideways: Apr 26, 2015

i bat... one million. whatever's the number that makes me the best batter. i do that.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:46

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

hail the great satan. hail the cardinals. :twisted:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:47

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.