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what should we do on the business trip
try to do a good job for the customer
spend all the company's money getting fat at various restaurants
kill yourself, OP
i'm gay
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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am going out of town for work tomorrow. I don't really like traveling for work but I've decided to make the most of the trip and bring all of you with me.

LET'S GO ON A BUSINESS TRIP TOGETHER!!!



Where are we going?


For how long?
We're leaving tomorrow morning at 6am and we're traveling home on Thursday.

Why are we going?

We're going to install a new disk array for one of our customers. What's a disk array? Why does the customer need it? It doesn't matter. BUSINESS TRIP!

What are we bringing?
I like to make a quick checklist so I don't leave anything important at home. Here is the list so far.

  • laptop
  • power cords x 2 (lol forgot to ship this)
  • patch cords x 2 (lol forgot to ship this)
  • cell phone
  • cell phone USB cable and wall charger
  • mobile charger for when there aren't any outlets for my phone
  • headphones
  • dramamine (don't want to throw up on the other travelers)
  • deodorant
  • toothbrush
  • toothpaste

I'll add more things as I pack tonight.

How do we keep from blowing our brains out?
I'm bringing season 6 of Community, season 1 of Vikings (heard it was good) and Mad Max: Fury Road to watch on the plane/airport/hotel. I'm thinking about going to see a movie while I'm up there as well. I don't know what else there is to do in Lansing. Last time I was in Michigan I was way up north and it was the most beautiful place I've ever been, but Lansing just looks like...a city. I'm also saving some music on Spotify that I can listen to offline.

This sounds awful. Are there any benefits to traveling for work?

We get to eat pretty much whatever we want and it's on the company. We don't have to do regular work while we're on the road. We can do whatever we want at night when we aren't working.

Why start a thread?
Traveling alone is boring and this gives me something to do, even if it's just reading you guys saying "im gay" while I'm sitting in an airport restaurant. Maybe somebody will have a good idea of something fun to do after work. Maybe somebody will suggest a good way to pass the time.

What's next?
Finishing packing tonight, get to bed early, and wake up at like 4:30am to get to the airport on time :gonk:

Feel free to use this thread for whatever as we pass the time on our business trip. Post your best travel tips, post suggestions for music and TV and movies to pass the time or things to do in Lansing, MI.

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Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
are we sharing a hotel room? let's get a double bed. no it wont be weird haha it'll be like sleepovers back when we were kids

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bardeh posted:

are we sharing a hotel room? let's get a double bed. no it wont be weird haha it'll be like sleepovers back when we were kids

everyone in one room and we're sleeping head to toe

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Where are we flying out of? Are there direct flights to Lansing, or are we flying to Detroit and renting a car?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

Where are we flying out of? Are there direct flights to Lansing, or are we flying to Detroit and renting a car?

flying out of south carolina then to detroit then to lansing

the layover is really short in detroit, otherwise i would have driven the 90 mins

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
u married op?

try loving an escort (get one delivered to ur hotel room) and then when u bang ur wife try thinking of the escort and u will come harder and faster than u ever had before

you'll feel like a toothpaste tube with all the paste squeezed out u'll come that hot and hard u loving gay

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Jeff Sichoe posted:

u married op?

try loving an escort (get one delivered to ur hotel room) and then when u bang ur wife try thinking of the escort and u will come harder and faster than u ever had before

you'll feel like a toothpaste tube with all the paste squeezed out u'll come that hot and hard u loving gay

i appreciate these travel tips but i am happily married but if you want to use the hotel room for this please put a sock on the hotel room door so we don't interrupt you

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Getting drunk as gently caress on the business trip

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Let's have a beer and a gin tonic at the airport

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Ehud posted:


What are we bringing?
I like to make a quick checklist so I don't leave anything important at home. Here is the list so far.

  • laptop
  • power cords x 2 (lol forgot to ship this)
  • patch cords x 2 (lol forgot to ship this)
  • cell phone
  • cell phone USB cable and wall charger
  • mobile charger for when there aren't any outlets for my phone
  • headphones
  • dramamine (don't want to throw up on the other travelers)
  • deodorant
  • toothbrush
  • toothpaste

I'll add more things as I pack tonight.


hey moron you should pack some clothes maybe?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a real jerk posted:

hey moron you should pack some clothes maybe?

knew i was forgetting something :vince:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i want to watch you sleep

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

nothing's open for dinner this late in this poo poo town except the bar. lets get wings at the bar

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i want to watch you sleep

please wake me up if i sleep through my alarm

Parallax Scroll posted:

nothing's open for dinner this late in this poo poo town except the bar. lets get wings at the bar

do you really live in lansing?

what is my life about to be like this week?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
How many beers can i buy at a time on the plane? 3? Also a gin tonic maybe? Maybe you can buy a couple for me if youre not drinking?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

appalled that anyone would vote for anything besides "try to do a good job for the customer"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

rear end cobra posted:

How many beers can i buy at a time on the plane? 3? Also a gin tonic maybe? Maybe you can buy a couple for me if youre not drinking?

it's a really short flight so probably just 1, but i'll give you mine so now you have 2

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Not seeing to much on Yelp. This place looks alright though. Who wants to try it?

http://www.yelp.com/biz/soup-spoon-cafe-lansing

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Maybe I should just start drinking tonight and just stay awake until I go to the airport. A beer and a gin tonic at the airport bar and I should be good to go

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Ehud posted:

do you really live in lansing?

what is my life about to be like this week?

no just been on enough business trips to poo poo towns

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Maybe we could sit down somewhere during the layover in Detroit?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Maybe we could go to the Michigan Historical Museum while Ehud is at work. They have a special Civil War exhibit till the end of the week.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Maybe we could go to the Michigan Historical Museum while Ehud is at work. They have a special Civil War exhibit till the end of the week.

Is there a bar nearby where we can sit while you go look at gay dead history?

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




This thread is going places. Voted 5.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

let's use this opportunity to do all those phonecalls we've been putting off. alternatively, seconding the escort idea, OP. put him/her on the company card

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

rear end cobra posted:

Is there a bar nearby where we can sit while you go look at gay dead history?

Doesn't look like it but the State Capitol is close so maybe we can hit that on the same day if we start early. And you guys are going to be really glad I checked the webpage because they require you to call in advance if your bringing a group of ten or more on the guided tour.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
as long as we're having affairs i'm down

prinneh
Jul 29, 2005
prince of denmark
Could we check out the local chuckle-hut/laugh factory and then go for late night pancakes after and bitch about the bad jokes?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

we now have less than 12 hours until the flight takes off

I'm trying to pack everything in a backpack and carry-on so I don't have to check a bag, which is my usual routine for work trips

kind of a hassle to carry everything the whole trip but it's better than losing a bag or waiting around at baggage claim

I wish I had a different life

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
What airport are we flying out of?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

rear end cobra posted:

What airport are we flying out of?

GSP

it's a tiny airport with tiny planes and we'll probably die

Smoking Gun
Mar 7, 2003
Image leeching is BAD
So what's our hotel options? The ever-classy Motel 6 or springing for something a bit more upscale, Marriott perhaps?

And does it have a continental breakfast so we can roll in that sweet, sweet breakfast per diem that we just saved ourselves?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
no checkbox voted one

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I travel a lot for work too. It sucks. Have to use Amex for everything and is tracked meticulously. Imports into concur expense reporting automatically tho. Getting hotel per diem limit exemptions is equal to sucking the finance Vp's dick. You have no meal per diem?

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Whaddaya mean they booked us in a smoke-free room? gently caress that poo poo.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Ehud posted:

GSP

it's a tiny airport with tiny planes and we'll probably die

Looks like they have a couple of bars so thats fine

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Smoking Gun posted:

So what's our hotel options? The ever-classy Motel 6 or springing for something a bit more upscale, Marriott perhaps?

And does it have a continental breakfast so we can roll in that sweet, sweet breakfast per diem that we just saved ourselves?

I've been busted by finance for trying this. Please don't get fired op :(

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Not seeing to much on Yelp. This place looks alright though. Who wants to try it?

http://www.yelp.com/biz/soup-spoon-cafe-lansing

thanks for this by the way

the restaurant situation in lansing looks really bleak

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Darth123123 posted:

I've been busted by finance for trying this. Please don't get fired op :(

depends on the company tbh, large corporate i worked for didn't really give a poo poo about lil things here and there as long as you weren't completely stupid and went hog wild.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

what's our wife doing while we're off on this business trip, OP?

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