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what should we do on the business trip
try to do a good job for the customer
spend all the company's money getting fat at various restaurants
kill yourself, OP
i'm gay
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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:firstpost::synpa:

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Alright man! Good job. Now you have time to venture out and sightsee Lansing! Take good pics. I never end up with spare time on biz trips. :( No chance of changing the flight to this afternoon, change fees are more than your room costs lol.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
Go to east Lansing and plow some retarded drunk 18 year old college girls

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I'm on a business trip in Lansing.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Whoa it autocompleted. LA, not Lansing.

:cool:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Pleads posted:

Whoa it autocompleted. LA, not Lansing.

:cool:

can I come w/ you

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you guys are all coming to LA on a business trip lets meet up first round of micheladas is on me!

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Ehud posted:

can I come w/ you

No it's expensive and I'm not being paid nearly enough :(

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
receipt collecting is still such a novel thing for me. When it comes to food I deny the receipt 99% of the time, so i'm always having to run back to the food joint and get a reprint because no way in hell am I passing up per-diem. My wallet gets really fat with them by the end of the trip and im always nervously counting them like a mother hen.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Avocados posted:

receipt collecting is still such a novel thing for me. When it comes to food I deny the receipt 99% of the time, so i'm always having to run back to the food joint and get a reprint because no way in hell am I passing up per-diem. My wallet gets really fat with them by the end of the trip and im always nervously counting them like a mother hen.

same

like five different times on this trip:

cashier: do you need a receipt?
me: nah that's okay....I mean yes, sorry.

anyways I got the rental car returned and am at the airport with about an hour until boarding



the customer sent an email to their account rep praising me for a job well done and asked that the email be passed along to my supervisors

that will probably never happen because lol sales people

Couple of pro-tips for TSA screening:

- don't wear a belt, it's just one more thing to worry about. Put your belt in your carry on and you can wear it after you get through the gate.

- wear shoes that you can easily get on and off

- put all of your 3oz or less liquids and gels in a 1 quart bag and place the bag directly in a bin

- use a smartphone app for your boarding pass. bonus points if you don't check any bags, now you can just go straight to the TSA gate and skip the airline-specific checkin altogether

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Avocados posted:

receipt collecting is still such a novel thing for me. When it comes to food I deny the receipt 99% of the time, so i'm always having to run back to the food joint and get a reprint because no way in hell am I passing up per-diem. My wallet gets really fat with them by the end of the trip and im always nervously counting them like a mother hen.

that's new to me. We have a rule anything $25 and over requires a receipt. Meals are just paid out based upon how many days your gone (GSA rates).

The cool thing about AMEX and Concur though is that the eReceipts autopopulate the expense report.

Safe travels OP!

*And don't crowd the luggage carousal like all the other newbs do:)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Nooner posted:

I wish I could go on business trips sometimes, it sounds exciting going to a new city ive never been to before

All you really see is the airport, hotel, and whatever God awful office complex you take a taxi too.

Usually your hotel is 20 miles away from anything remotely interesting and the liquor store is never within walking distance. Sometimes you'll be lucky enough to stay in a hotel with a decent restaurant but other than that everything around you is either a Subway or TGI Friday's because you're in a tourist area.

You pray that the WiFi (only $14.95 a day for ONE device) is decent enough to watch PornHub and Netflix otherwise you just flip channels and hope they have HBO and Showtime.

You finally fall asleep around midnight only to by jolted awake by the drunk sales guys yelling in the hallway.

Around 6am you are woken by a slamming door from some rear end in a top hat who is on his way to the fitness room to run laps before breakfast. You grab the USA today that was shoved under your door (and they charge you $2.50 for that) and head to the bathroom to start your day.

Hotel breakfast three chafing dishes full of runny eggs, soggy bacon, and sausage.

I don't miss business trips.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Bonzo posted:

All you really see is the airport, hotel, and whatever God awful office complex you take a taxi too.

Usually your hotel is 20 miles away from anything remotely interesting and the liquor store is never within walking distance. Sometimes you'll be lucky enough to stay in a hotel with a decent restaurant but other than that everything around you is either a Subway or TGI Friday's because you're in a tourist area.

You pray that the WiFi (only $14.95 a day for ONE device) is decent enough to watch PornHub and Netflix otherwise you just flip channels and hope they have HBO and Showtime.

You finally fall asleep around midnight only to by jolted awake by the drunk sales guys yelling in the hallway.

Around 6am you are woken by a slamming door from some rear end in a top hat who is on his way to the fitness room to run laps before breakfast. You grab the USA today that was shoved under your door (and they charge you $2.50 for that) and head to the bathroom to start your day.

Hotel breakfast three chafing dishes full of runny eggs, soggy bacon, and sausage.

I don't miss business trips.

my man here has been on some business trips haha

One of my favorite things about business trips is watching the local news. All of the anchors seem weird because you aren't used to them, and the local channels always come in on the TV in these weird, stretched out aspect ratios.

by the way, a decent idea for a restaurant in the terminal: Fuddruckers where you use a touchscreen terminal to place and pay for your order and then they just make it for you

beats most of the stuff I've seen in other airports, thanks Detroit!

Boarding my final flight in about 30 mins.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Ehud posted:

my man here has been on some business trips haha

One of my favorite things about business trips is watching the local news. All of the anchors seem weird because you aren't used to them, and the local channels always come in on the TV in these weird, stretched out aspect ratios.

by the way, a decent idea for a restaurant in the terminal: Fuddruckers where you use a touchscreen terminal to place and pay for your order and then they just make it for you

beats most of the stuff I've seen in other airports, thanks Detroit!

Boarding my final flight in about 30 mins.

This is also a good way to see how the city rates with crime and traffic. I always liked staying a different time zone too because I could watch Craig Ferguson and still get a halfway decent rest.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
It's been quite a journey, I am feeling optimistic for my upcoming business trip! Because of reasons I have accidentally been booked into a $300 a night hotel room, but that might just be for the first night. I'm not going to listen to Bonzo though, if it's going to suck, I want surprise suckage.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Bonzo posted:

All you really see is the airport, hotel, and whatever God awful office complex you take a taxi too.

Usually your hotel is 20 miles away from anything remotely interesting and the liquor store is never within walking distance. Sometimes you'll be lucky enough to stay in a hotel with a decent restaurant but other than that everything around you is either a Subway or TGI Friday's because you're in a tourist area.

You pray that the WiFi (only $14.95 a day for ONE device) is decent enough to watch PornHub and Netflix otherwise you just flip channels and hope they have HBO and Showtime.

You finally fall asleep around midnight only to by jolted awake by the drunk sales guys yelling in the hallway.

Around 6am you are woken by a slamming door from some rear end in a top hat who is on his way to the fitness room to run laps before breakfast. You grab the USA today that was shoved under your door (and they charge you $2.50 for that) and head to the bathroom to start your day.

Hotel breakfast three chafing dishes full of runny eggs, soggy bacon, and sausage.

I don't miss business trips.

You make this sound a lot less fun and exciting ):

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Bonzo posted:

All you really see is the airport, hotel, and whatever God awful office complex you take a taxi too.

Usually your hotel is 20 miles away from anything remotely interesting and the liquor store is never within walking distance. Sometimes you'll be lucky enough to stay in a hotel with a decent restaurant but other than that everything around you is either a Subway or TGI Friday's because you're in a tourist area.

You pray that the WiFi (only $14.95 a day for ONE device) is decent enough to watch PornHub and Netflix otherwise you just flip channels and hope they have HBO and Showtime.

You finally fall asleep around midnight only to by jolted awake by the drunk sales guys yelling in the hallway.

Around 6am you are woken by a slamming door from some rear end in a top hat who is on his way to the fitness room to run laps before breakfast. You grab the USA today that was shoved under your door (and they charge you $2.50 for that) and head to the bathroom to start your day.

Hotel breakfast three chafing dishes full of runny eggs, soggy bacon, and sausage.

I don't miss business trips.

all of this. Plus all the aggravation of idiots/tourists/1st time flyers in the airport doing constant dumb poo poo all the time

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Darth123123 posted:

all of this. Plus all the aggravation of idiots/tourists/1st time flyers in the airport doing constant dumb poo poo all the time

relevant: http://youtu.be/twqjdPwoA_o

Brian regan on idiots in airports and airplanes

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Ehud posted:

relevant: http://youtu.be/twqjdPwoA_o

Brian regan on idiots in airports and airplanes

:lol: this guy is good and on point

e: just noticed your thread is gold and stickied, congrats weary traveler!

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Darth123123 posted:

:lol: this guy is good and on point

e: just noticed your thread is gold and stickied, congrats weary traveler!

we did it! The final flight!

woohoo!

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