Tonight is finally The Night (of champions)

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Hace: Feb 13, 2012; <<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

WrasslorMonkey posted:

lmao

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:18

Blast Fantasto: Sep 18, 2007; USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:55

Wendell: May 11, 2003

minoru suzuki posted:

i am glad i did not go to this show

Live shows are fun, you should have gone.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:55

Tricky Dick Nixon: Jul 26, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

MotU posted:

you fuckers would do good to enjoy life and what it has to offer as much as that dude so gently caress off

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:56

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

I knew I could count on you smarky bastards

so he's the booker's duct tape. Can he wrestle?

Yeah. He's pretty good at everything not really amazing at anything.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 04:59

Blast Fantasto: Sep 18, 2007; USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:04

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Blast Fantasto posted:

Please tell me this is the title card for a new Adult Swim series.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:19

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Wendell posted:

Live shows are fun, you should have gone.

i had just gone to two nights of roh the previous night and houston is a way longer drive.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:21

Top Bunk Wanker: Jan 31, 2005; Top Trump Anger

Kane has Entered the Arena

# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:34

Tyson Tomko: May 8, 2005; The Problem Solver.

Also worth mentioning Kane can be a genuinely funny guy (bit in a Great Khali way)

"I am the tag team champions!"

# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:37

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Twisted Eye posted:

Holy poo poo

is Xavier Woods cosplaying Shadow the Hedgehog

would u rather date shadow the hedgehog or xavier woods

# ? Sep 21, 2015 06:59

Uhhlive: Jun 18, 2004; I'm not the public.
I'm the President

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

I knew I could count on you smarky bastards

so he's the booker's duct tape. Can he wrestle?

He can put on a decent match. The reason he has been in this business for long is because his style is super safe. He doesn't take hard bumps, his chokeslam sometimes looks more like a gentle drop then anything dangerous, even his tope rope moves end with him rolling and protecting his knees. Plus he looks like he will murder you at the drop of a hat, so its built in how easy it is for him to put someone over. Kane is the best.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 06:59

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Xavier Woods dies just like Rufio

# ? Sep 21, 2015 07:11

Molestationary Store: May 21, 2007

Remember that one Raw where literally all the matches ended by Kane showing up (full entrance with pyro every time no less) and chokeslamming everyone? Good times.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 09:42

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

The Singing Chav posted:

Remember that one Raw where literally all the matches ended by Kane showing up (full entrance with pyro every time no less) and chokeslamming everyone? Good times.

Be more specific.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 13:05

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Let me tell you about Kane

They say that 'anything can happen in the WWE' and they're right. Things change at the drop of a hat. New champions, new challengers, new debuts, new feuds, new craziness. Week to week, year to year, you never know what you'll get from the WWE. Hulk Hogan has been erased from history, Bret Hart is on the outs, now he's back in, the Undertaker is gone, nope, he's back. Shawn Michaels is retired, CM Punk's rear end has a lump on it, or does it? It's a constant state of flux. But there's one thing you can count on. Kane.

Al Snow looking for a tag team partner in SMW? Kane is knocking on the door.

Need an evil dentist? Kane is here.

Need a demon? It's Kane.

Corporate suit? Kane time.

Are you a general manager looking for a mystery opponent? BY GOD KING, THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, IT'S KANE. THE BIG RED MACHINE KANE, KANE, BAH GAWD, IT'S KANE.

Just need a reliable hand to show a youngster the ropes in the ring? Kane.

Want someone to take a bunch of time off and politic backstage when he's around? Look somewhere else, because that's not Kane.

If you need a senseless run in, the star of a mind bogglingly stupid angle, or a serial killer jacking his monster dong in a WWE Film, you call Kane and nobody else.

When a new champion emerges and needs to face a dangerous opponent to go over, you turn to Kane.

When a heel needs a reliable and deadly goon, you turn to Kane.

And when you've booked yourself into a corner, and you don't know what to do, you push the big red button labeled 'KANE', put the mask back on that big red son of a bitch, and let chaos kane.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 15:10

Astro7x: Aug 4, 2004; Thinks It's All Real

Saint Freak posted:

Be more specific.

Pretty sure this was in the lead up to Wrestlemania 14 where Kane would come out and destroy somebody randomly during a match each week on Raw. One week it was an exceptional amount of run ins.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 15:48

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Yup, Sting really got himself messed up last night. Possible broken neck. I want to say a possible concussion as well since he really did hit his head hard when that happened.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:44

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

MotU posted:

you fuckers would do good to enjoy life and what it has to offer as much as that dude so gently caress off

qtiyd

# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:26

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Yup, Sting really got himself messed up last night. Possible broken neck. I want to say a possible concussion as well since he really did hit his head hard when that happened.

It fuckin' sucks that this might be it for Sting and that WWE up to this point basically booked him to look like a huge loser for virtually all of his matches in this promotion.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:29

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

It fuckin' sucks that this might be it for Sting and that WWE up to this point basically booked him to look like a huge loser for virtually all of his matches in this promotion.

Why did they even bother hiring him on if all they were going to do is have him lose all the time? Is this another case of Vince wanting to press the 'WCW is full of losers' point?

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:12

Molestationary Store: May 21, 2007

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Why did they even bother hiring him on if all they were going to do is have him lose all the time? Is this another case of Vince wanting to press the 'WCW is full of losers' point?

Pretty obviously this. :fuckoff:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:21

Hace: Feb 13, 2012; <<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Him losing to triple h was dumb as gently caress, but him putting over seth is a good things, in this Mark's opinion

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:26

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Let me tell you about Kane

They say that 'anything can happen in the WWE' and they're right. Things change at the drop of a hat. New champions, new challengers, new debuts, new feuds, new craziness. Week to week, year to year, you never know what you'll get from the WWE. Hulk Hogan has been erased from history, Bret Hart is on the outs, now he's back in, the Undertaker is gone, nope, he's back. Shawn Michaels is retired, CM Punk's rear end has a lump on it, or does it? It's a constant state of flux. But there's one thing you can count on. Kane.

Al Snow looking for a tag team partner in SMW? Kane is knocking on the door.

Need an evil dentist? Kane is here.

Need a demon? It's Kane.

Corporate suit? Kane time.

Are you a general manager looking for a mystery opponent? BY GOD KING, THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, IT'S KANE. THE BIG RED MACHINE KANE, KANE, BAH GAWD, IT'S KANE.

Just need a reliable hand to show a youngster the ropes in the ring? Kane.

Want someone to take a bunch of time off and politic backstage when he's around? Look somewhere else, because that's not Kane.

If you need a senseless run in, the star of a mind bogglingly stupid angle, or a serial killer jacking his monster dong in a WWE Film, you call Kane and nobody else.

When a new champion emerges and needs to face a dangerous opponent to go over, you turn to Kane.

When a heel needs a reliable and deadly goon, you turn to Kane.

And when you've booked yourself into a corner, and you don't know what to do, you push the big red button labeled 'KANE', put the mask back on that big red son of a bitch, and let chaos kane.

I want to frame this post

Also jfc Sting broke his neck? :stare:

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:40

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Actually Sting wasn't at WM at all. He didn't have a match, didn't lose to HHH, and definitely didn't have Hulk Hogan come in to help him.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:40

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Losing to HHH wasn't the dumb part. It was losing to HHH after the entire Monday Night War era showed up and interfered even though the feud totally wasn't about WWE vs WCW you guys.

Oh, and the Terminator entrance.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:44

Hace: Feb 13, 2012; <<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

The terminator entrance loving owned

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:50

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

sticklefifer posted:

Losing to HHH wasn't the dumb part. It was losing to HHH after the entire Monday Night War era showed up and interfered even though the feud totally wasn't about WWE vs WCW you guys.

Oh, and the Terminator entrance.

Those things were actually the best parts about it.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:54

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Sushi in Yiddish posted:

I literally only know Kane from maybe being the big guy standing next to HHH and that he was the undertakers brother for a while. What is the deal, with Kane?

The other post about covered it, but

Do I have some flowcharts for you

# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:58

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Blasmeister posted:

The other post about covered it, but

Do I have some flowcharts for you

That needs to be updated with his bouncing between The Demon Kane� and Babyhair Director of Operations Kane�

# ? Sep 21, 2015 21:12

Skaw: Aug 5, 2004

bradzilla posted:

That needs to be updated with his bouncing between The Demon Kane� and Babyhair Director of Operations Kane�

Hey, let's not forget the out of kayfabe, real life, Insurance Salesman Kane and political activist Libertarian Kane.

I mean hell, if Kane came to my house selling insurance, I'd have to buy it. I know the guys history with house fires.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 21:32

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

Anyone that didn't love the Terminator entrance belongs in the garbage.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 21:46

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

I'm just catching up with it now, who was it that jumped in the ring and sized up to Reigns as the start of the Shield/Jericho v Wyatts match? Just a mad fan? For a second I thought it was Low Ki.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 22:23

Peter Bazooka: Sep 29, 2005; This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Ultragonk posted:

I'm just catching up with it now, who was it that jumped in the ring and sized up to Reigns as the start of the Shield/Jericho v Wyatts match? Just a mad fan? For a second I thought it was Low Ki.

Bray pointed out that was the third man until cool dad showed up for some reason.

# ? Sep 21, 2015 22:37

bessantj: Jul 27, 2004

Peter Bazooka posted:

Bray pointed out that was the third man until cool dad showed up for some reason.

Yeah I liked that Bray pointing, laughing saying "That's the best you could come up with??"

# ? Sep 21, 2015 22:56

DrVenkman: Dec 28, 2005; I think he can hear you, Ray.

It's a shame about Sting because I thought he was doing really well, and the match up to that point was better than the HHH one (Though I did appreciate that match was deliberately old school). I'd like to see him come back again and actually win something at some point, but given his possible injuries now it's looking less likely that they'll have him back.

Interesting to see that the finish was also the planned finish, but as per Meltzer Sting basically insisted on going straight to it.

DrVenkman fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Sep 21, 2015

# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:04

Molestationary Store: May 21, 2007

Blasmeister posted:

The other post about covered it, but

Do I have some flowcharts for you

Through hellfire and brimstone and utterly and completely incoherent and inconsistent storylines, it's KANE!

# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:57

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:18

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Psh, that last Kane/Undertaker feud with Kane winning the title and somehow gaining Undertaker's magic powers was loving awesome. :colbert:

And then the lame Edge feud happened where all his credibility vanished in a puff of Paul Bearer being shoved in freezers, but still.

# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:12

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