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I'm not one to usually be so holier-than-though but holy cow this thread is quite the nerd magnet.
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sorry if this was already covered.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:15
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Ummm LIches AREN'T WIZARDS. They're necromancers who became liches and then furthered their arcana arts through undeath.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:19
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Al Borland posted:Ummm LIches AREN'T WIZARDS. They're necromancers who became liches and then furthered their arcana arts through undeath. technically that's a wizard Al It's a wizard who specialized in necromancy...  ... lolbut still "technically" a wizard
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Sep 23, 2015 02:41
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if any of you knew how many times your wizard friends have made you do things with charm spells you'd be horrified
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Sep 23, 2015 02:43
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Luvcow posted:if any of you knew how many times your wizard friends have made you do things with charm spells you'd be horrified Charm doesn't make you do anything you wouldn't already do. That's Geas
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Sep 23, 2015 02:49
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VendaGoat posted:Charm doesn't make you do anything you wouldn't already do. are you a wizard? are you?
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Sep 23, 2015 02:50
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Luvcow posted:are you a wizard? Wizard ought to be interchangeable with goon, seems to be the same amount of self loathing and nerds swearing revenge on things.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:55
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Luvcow posted:technically that's a wizard Al don't tell a necromancer he's a wizard. You'll end up without your skin.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:09
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Al Borland posted:don't tell a necromancer he's a wizard. You'll end up without your skin. lol you scared of wizards I think I finally figured it out, you're a fighter aren't you Al
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Sep 23, 2015 03:28
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wizards must be hunted to extinction, lest they enslave us normal folk and make us all party slaves. Joe McCarthy told me this in a dream.
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Sep 23, 2015 06:35
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KiteAuraan posted:wizards must be hunted to extinction, lest they enslave us normal folk and make us all party slaves. Joe McCarthy told me this in a dream. Your dream or his? This is important.
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Sep 23, 2015 06:43
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if you don't like then i also made 
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KiteAuraan posted:wizards must be hunted to extinction, lest they enslave us normal folk and make us all party slaves. Joe McCarthy told me this in a dream. Urgh. This is the kind of talk I am trying to clear up. Everyone thinks Joe McCarthy knows everything since he became a ghost. Guess what people, ghosts are just bored people trying to make laughs for themselves by tricking people! Maybe if you did some critical thinking for once you wouldn't be such a bigot. loving dirt farmer.
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Sep 23, 2015 07:33
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Runaktla posted:I'm not one to usually be so holier-than-though but holy cow this thread is quite the nerd magnet. Looks like we got a Paladin wanna be over here. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoUFWdyJyDk
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Guys I have a serious problem. Whay class should I go with? I like hitting things with swords but I also like to set things on fire and throw lightening around but I dont wanna be some loser paladin. You want to look into being a spellsword of some variety. Enchant your sword with all your fire and lightening stuff, then you can hit things with it. Are Summoners within the Wizard wheel house? I'd lean towards no, but they are aware of how to properly lay sigils and magic circles. Also, you ever seen a Summoner mess up summoning? It's not pretty, you end up with all sorts of bad poo poo showing up. Gotta be careful on those older editions of the summoners manual too, drat thing is written like it's meant to kill you doing it. Think it was put out there by early mage-slayers truth be told. Suuuuure, it says your gonna get a cute little puppy, you preform the ritual and end up with a goddamn evil baboon that's pretty drat pissed off. Seriously be careful, with any spellcasting or summoning. It's a lot of rear end in a top hat wizards out there leaving purposely incomplete and incorrect spells and such.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:You want to look into being a spellsword of some variety. Enchant your sword with all your fire and lightening stuff, then you can hit things with it. It bothered me that Snape's personal annotated version of Advanced Potion Making made Harry so much better at potion making. Snape's students are struggling with instructions he knows are bad and he doesn't publish his own far superior instructions? Dude's an rear end in a top hat.
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AbbadonOfHell posted:You want to look into being a spellsword of some variety. Enchant your sword with all your fire and lightening stuff, then you can hit things with it. lol look at this scrub posting from page 1. Can you not read because you're a first-level Barbarian, or are you just lazy? Because if you'd been following the thread, you'd know that I already hooked Blizzy up with a sweet entry-level position in grove tending using my connections in the Druid circle. Spellsword? Man, that gish poo poo is so played out. Let me let you in on a little secret, Melvin: women don't like a guy who multiclasses. Especially not one who ditches casting levels for attack bonus. Geez, where did you come from? Third Edition?
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Time_pants posted:Hey now. Warlocks are pitifully underpowered and practically useless in every meaningful respect, but they are an official class. Let's not say things we can't take back; being a Warlock is hard enough for those poor "people" as it is. Are you even using the Pathfinder Society Class Spectrum?
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Sep 23, 2015 12:51
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haha it mustve been a really powerful sorcerer who cast "Charm of Unending Nerd poo poo" on this thread
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Sep 23, 2015 12:59
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Gridlocked posted:Are you even using the Pathfinder Society Class Spectrum? FT FY, The society crap is so retarded it makes barbarians into a wizard.
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les fleurs du mall posted:haha it mustve been a really powerful sorcerer who cast "Charm of Unending Nerd poo poo" on this thread Yeah, I am a pretty big deal. 
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Sep 23, 2015 14:06
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Time_pants posted:Your dream or his? This is important. my dream to fulfill his dream of completing the witch hunts.
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Worlds Smuggest posted:FT FY, Barbs can be wizards too. Don't be classist.
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Sep 23, 2015 14:33
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It's fruity, to answer the question.
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Gridlocked posted:Barbs can be wizards too. Don't be classist. I'm not classist it was a statement of disparity between the intelligence of the system. PFS is a garbage system that throws out rules to make everyone sad.
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Time_pants posted:lol look at this scrub posting from page 1. Can you not read because you're a first-level Barbarian, or are you just lazy? Because if you'd been following the thread, you'd know that I already hooked Blizzy up with a sweet entry-level position in grove tending using my connections in the Druid circle. Hells yeah man, thanks for the gig. May not be the most glorious if starts but we all gotta start somewhere. Got a bonus in the form of some dusty rear end old grimoire. Looks like some pretty gnarly stuff in here. Should I try it out or wait till im a little more advanced?
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loving Gandalf wasnt a wizard he was bi He carried a sword ffs
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He also toked up on occasions. Got problems with too?
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"wizard" in the context of lord of the rings just means an immortal supernatural being bound by ridiculous government regulations to only use the magic one time to fight a balrog youd carry a sword too. idiot
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Tree Goat posted:if you don't like Pretty magical, imo
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Is "Grimoire" pronounce "Grimmory" or "Grimwar"? I've been saying the latter but I've heard the former spoken aloud many times.
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The Goatfather posted:"wizard" in the context of lord of the rings just means an immortal supernatural being bound by ridiculous government regulations to only use the magic one time to fight a balrog Trap sprung spelllord
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Applewhite posted:Is "Grimoire" pronounce "Grimmory" or "Grimwar"? I've been saying the latter but I've heard the former spoken aloud many times. "Grimwär"
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Have you fellas of these "space wizards". The fight with swords of light and some are rather benign and just use magic to push stuff and lame rear end mental manipulation but these other ones, I guess they're evil, smash poo poo and throw lightening around.
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Guys I have a problem. Wife and I are both fighters and we just had our first kid. He was born with a full white beard. Is he a wizard or just a really good fighter? I've never raised a wizard and I'm scared my wife cheated on me.
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Cowman posted:Guys I have a problem. Your wife is banging someone else dude. Born wizards are the seventh son of a seventh son.
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Cowman posted:Guys I have a problem. Do you or her have any wizards as parents? In some cases it skips a generation.
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