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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
I mean like was their heyday when Cosby was pitching it and talking about "jigglers"? is jello like gauche now or what?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jell-O tastes bad

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



fill a couple ziplocks and put ur d in between them just like real sex tbqh without all the NAGGING *winks to crwod who erupts cuz they know what im talking bout*

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
My aunt is a nurse and she said someone named her kids orangejello and lemonjello crazy world huh?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

social vegan posted:

fill a couple ziplocks and put ur d in between them just like real sex tbqh without all the NAGGING *winks to crwod who erupts cuz they know what im talking bout*

cold jello is not a vagina substitute

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Eat Fresh

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
It's so entrenched that it's no longer a big deal

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Speleothing posted:

It's so entrenched that it's no longer a big deal

gelatin politics are very controversial

naem
May 29, 2011

Everyone knows hello is made of horse hooves

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cosby gonna put his dick in some jello huh huh huh.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



cold jello can be a vagina subsittute

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I made some not too long ago, it was like a dollar for 10 of them and I made a huge mess in my kitchen trying to do fancy poo poo like its the 70s.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

jell-o puddin pops promote rape

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




mmm.... Jell-O.





Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_ADz3bjBzY

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a vagina can be a good jello substitute

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
maybe because it is a poo poo food/dessert ?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Fruit juices are where the action is now. Cran-apple, fruit punch, all 100% fruit juice. Hell yeah.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

mmm.... Jell-O.







who eats this loving gross scrub bullshit and why

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Nobody hears about Jello anymore for the same reason why nobody hears about much of anything anymore. Adblock + pirating anything you cant watch on Netflix means practically no exposure to any products that can't afford to advertise during sporting events.

Lycaeon
Feb 20, 2013

A closed door is a closed mind.
I used to love jello, but now I think it's a little bland and filled with food coloring...

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Speleothing posted:

It's so entrenched that it's no longer a big deal

one of the major toothpaste companies thought this a while back so they stopped advertising. sales plummeted.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

it's a great, low calorie alternative to suicide

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
reminds people of their gross loving thighs

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

oh man when jim pranked dwight with the stapler in the jello i cracked the gently caress up man

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
jello is awesome, get the low calorie poo poo and eat the hell out of it.
seriously though, jello is for when you are sick or injured or poor.

or told to bring a desert and you hate the person. Like don't even put grapes in it.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I ate the green and red jello squares at the Chinese buffet ONCE.

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
I used to like jello until i learned that gelatin was an animal product and eating boiled bone juice is gross

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

who eats this loving gross scrub bullshit and why

What the gently caress why would anyone eat this poo poo, its like you're purposely taking a perfectly good assortment of food and making it as gross as possible


Like what is the opposite of synergy cause that is what cottage cheese jello seafood salad is

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Incomplete Fish posted:

I used to like jello until i learned that gelatin was an animal product and eating boiled bone juice is gross

suppose to be good for your nails

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
I like that congealed poo poo at the bottom of the jello.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

That Robot posted:

who eats this loving gross scrub bullshit and why

there's a lot of old-timey recipes that demand from Jello or Gelatin or whatever because it would save food for the war effort or something

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Incomplete Fish posted:

I used to like jello until i learned that gelatin was an animal product and eating boiled bone juice is gross

But most things that involve boiled bones are delicious

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
I like when you make a big bowl of jello then leave it sitting there for like three days. Then it grows that really awesome jello skin. I also like eating a bowl of jello and feeling really sick and regretting all of my life's choices up until that point.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Nuebot posted:

regretting all of my life's choices up until that point.

I don't need jello for this

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

my dad likes celery in jello. then again this mother fucker eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches so i dunno

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Matey posted:

my dad likes celery in jello. then again this mother fucker eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches so i dunno

:barf: is he ..... Is he like foreign or something???

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Nooner posted:

:barf: is he ..... Is he like foreign or something???

nAw man, regular white dude american

and to be fair, it's vidalia onions.

but yeah i think he might've had a tumor in his taste receptor part of his brain his whole life or somethin

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i have peanut butter and i have onions brb

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