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Since I dislike ads but am forced to run them BECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do). ANYWAY, I'd like to at least put some of the fake ads you guys make up there in rotation so things are somewhat more entertaining. If you've got a creative itch and would like to have your work featured in our ad spots, come up with a 728x90 ad and I'll put them in our ad server. If you lack the aforementioned creative itch, then feel free to not do that and instead do something else, such as jump on a trampoline or continue to not give me money. Thank you for loving Pupkin.
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Lowtax posted:Since I dislike ads but am forced to run them BECAUSE NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING HERE AND WE'RE NOT POPULAR AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY MONEY AND I HAD TO FIRE EVERYBODY BECAUSE I'M GOING BROKE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LIKE THIS CLOSE TO THROWING MYSELF OFF A GODDAMN BRIDGE BUT I PROBABLY WON'T BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF HITTING SOMEBODY'S BOAT AND NOT DYING AND THEN GETTING SUED AND MY KIDS WON'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE AND WILL HAVE TO PILOT PREDATOR DRONES OR WORK IN WAL-MART FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES, we have a glut of remnant ads (when legit, money-making ads run out, they show stupid crap like PSAs that tell you not to light forest fires or smoke dope or whatever the hell the government wants you to do). What's your patreon so I can send you money every month?
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I'll patreon you too lowtax Gotta cam me tho
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I work for bangbus and I feel your name could still be a draw. email me some dick pics and we can get started op e: alternatively, make a banner ad of your cock. it links to your patreon page.
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Please keep the Tom Brady ads running or atleast the one that says SEE YOU FAGS ON SUNDAY, TIA
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Did any of the mods pitch you my FORUMS IMMUNITY idea? where for $20 a month you can have immunity from bans/probations of more than 6 hours in any forum you want? I think it would be a great way to help with the sites revenue
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we miss you lowtax I hope everything in your life is going well, all the best to you and your family
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The Walrus posted:we miss you lowtax I hope everything in your life is going well, all the best to you and your family Don't worry, once we get these patreon deets, lowtax will be free to post once every 3 months with a contest thread that he never finished.
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Can the ad make a fart sound when clicked?
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since you're here I've been wondering a while what you actually do for a living when the forums aren't exploding. seems like they need just a smidge too much attention to fit a regular 9 to 5 in at any rate
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i feel as though this one'll really speak to the boys...
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i can't tell when you are joking lowtax, please be safe.
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 i dont have a computer+im retarded, can someone make this an ad thank you i.love you
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Can we have this subforum actually
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Eonwe posted:Can we have this subforum actually if it remains visible with the paywall being down then it can be easily archived haha yeah we should, especially since it's not real, it would be cool if it was tho ya know jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Eonwe posted:Can we have this subforum actually make it so that it's only visible if you're not signed in and if you are it isn't there
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Lowtax I click all the ads and now my computer has regcleaner pro. Help
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way to poo poo on people who bought no-ads
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I remember when I had a problem with the 6-9 ads I bought every month and got ignored so I stopped buying ads lol
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Parallax Scroll posted:way to poo poo on people who bought no-ads Yeah, I paid for no advertisements, but now sometimes ads are gonna be jokes instead?? I'll be missing out on the hilarity! Guess I still have the user ads at the bottom to look at, though EDIT: Do I need to buy Archives too so that Lowtax's kids don't have to pilot Predator drones?
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I wish you the best lowtax and would absolutely sign up for a patreon if you want to go that route. love, node
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make a patreon human being
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Lowtax, there's nothing left for me to buy man. Don't let this gay forum die or I may have to start actually doing my job at work.
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I would probably buy merch if it was sold and was really subtle. I already have all the upgrades and I've gotten at least 5 people to buy an AV for me. What more can I do?
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Hobohemian posted:I would probably buy merch if it was sold and was really subtle. I already have all the upgrades and I've gotten at least 5 people to buy an AV for me. What more can I do? If you give yourself that pony av again it won't take long for someone else to buy you another av. Rinse and repeat endlessly to keep this site funded.
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Amazing Zimmo posted:If you give yourself that pony av again it won't take long for someone else to buy you another av. Rinse and repeat endlessly to keep this site funded. I kind of want it back now. Maybe if someone could animate it so it's twerking I'll throw down for it.
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Parallax Scroll posted:make a patreon human being seriously make a god drat patreon
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I touched myself in the bunghole while i made this
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Lowtechs is... alive?!
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