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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Might as well make the 3-on-3 they were going to play anyway count for something.

Joonas Korpisalo didn't know they switched ends for OT. The Pens' goalie skated down and said "You're in the wrong place, friend."

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Sep 22, 2015

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Well that was a thing

neckbeard
Jan 25, 2004

Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...
No points from McDavid in the first period, what a bust draft pick...



holy poo poo, 50/50 in Edmonton is already over $110,000

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Every time you think they make it so people start to understand this sport, they change it again! People are probably in the stands going 'Why are they getting a 4th guy?'"

I like Bob McElligott's half-serious rants.

e- 3-on-3 OT has failed you, Gary. Here comes the shootout. :troll:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I hope Farnham is out for the season or something. Dude plays like it's the 80s still - calling him a hockey player is too generous and for some reason yinzers love the fucker.

He's kind of funny to watch play since he has so much energy and clearly gives no fucks, but if he had the size to put a dent in a player bigger than Johnny Gaudreau or the coordination to connect with more of the hits he was attempting, he'd get so many penalties and injure some guys. His entire game is basically skating at 100mph, recklessly throwing himself at guys regardless of whether they have the puck or not, and trying to get into fights with people who will probably beat his face in. I feel like (hope to god) all the talk of him having a chance to make the team is simply a nod to his status as a fan favorite and not a serious assessment.

Also PIT-CBJ is going to end with more fighting majors than goals scored, Ben Lovejoy got a penalty for an illegal check to the head, and Scott Hartnell and some other guy got matching unsportsmanlikes, so it sounds like they're having a pretty spirited game over there :v:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Come on, Jackets. I want a meaningless hockey win for my birthday.

e- Why the gently caress was Ryan Murray chosen for the shootout, please?

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
our first 1-0 shootout win of the season. congrats

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
50/50 in edmonton is apparently almost 200k :eyepop:

(it started at ~50k as a rollover from an unclaimed one at the end of last season)

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

fits posted:

our first 1-0 shootout win of the season. congrats

this is it...the year beau bennett breaks out!!

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
jack eichel with a primary assist to matt moulson, followed by a breakaway shortie to take the lead

sorry edmonton

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
sigh

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae
the oilers are back baby

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CPeTgFoUcAEzdUg.mp4

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
man nurse really doesnt like hunter smith

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
I am proud of my hometown today for booing Bettman during the hockeyville game

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

goldrush posted:

I am proud of my hometown today for booing Bettman during the hockeyville game

somebody cheered

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
nice job luca sbisa you idiot

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
oh hey didn't take long for Sbisa to do his first stupid thing

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
also nice job broadcast team for not showing the sharks scoring chances replay

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
i'm late what's the score how much time is left do people not care enough about preseason hockey to justify a scoreboard overlay

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
The score is 0 to 0 sometime in the first period and Sbisa already boarded Hertl

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Yaya posted:

i'm late what's the score how much time is left do people not care enough about preseason hockey to justify a scoreboard overlay

the score in the canucks/sharks game is luca sbisa took a penalty

the flames/oil game is split squad. i would like some overlays too

they postponed the edmonton 50/50

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
I assume there's no timer because they're just playing "first to 7 must win by 2" rules

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Sbisa looks sooooooooo good tonight :v:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

goldrush posted:

oh hey didn't take long for Sbisa to do his first stupid thing

what did he do?

ima say gently caress you sbisa anyhow, man I wish I was home for this

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~

JawKnee posted:

what did he do?

ima say gently caress you sbisa anyhow, man I wish I was home for this

took a dumb boarding penalty

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
I heard Sbisa boarded someone.


Chances of him getting suspended? Please say really, really high?

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
MAKE SOME NOOOOOIIIISE

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I thought this was the year Sbisa becomes a top 4 defenseman though i don't get it

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
IN

sutter
prust
bartkowski




lol

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
hey stop laughing at our new Foundation Pieces

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
are any rookies playing?

is Subban playing? :smith:

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

tofes posted:

IN

sutter
prust
bartkowski




lol

in image form so everyone else can laugh at us

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Yaya posted:

in image form so everyone else can laugh at us


:bravo:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
lol lander shortie

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~

JawKnee posted:

are any rookies playing?

is Subban playing? :smith:

No Subban :(

Rosters:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
what the gently caress, hutton instead of Subban gently caress you Jimbo/Willie D

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks
man i completely forgot the canucks traded lack, they are fairly unlikable now.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
woo home in time for the 2nd

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
here's trevor linden enjoying his last bit of fandom before the people of vancouver run him out of town

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goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
oh hey they decided to include a scoreboard overlay this period

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