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Dec 17, 2008
boo there's no way to watch the pens-jackets game

on the other hand there's a grand total of like, five NHL hockey players skating for the penguins tonight and none of them are phil kessel

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Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I hope Farnham is out for the season or something. Dude plays like it's the 80s still - calling him a hockey player is too generous and for some reason yinzers love the fucker.

He's kind of funny to watch play since he has so much energy and clearly gives no fucks, but if he had the size to put a dent in a player bigger than Johnny Gaudreau or the coordination to connect with more of the hits he was attempting, he'd get so many penalties and injure some guys. His entire game is basically skating at 100mph, recklessly throwing himself at guys regardless of whether they have the puck or not, and trying to get into fights with people who will probably beat his face in. I feel like (hope to god) all the talk of him having a chance to make the team is simply a nod to his status as a fan favorite and not a serious assessment.

Also PIT-CBJ is going to end with more fighting majors than goals scored, Ben Lovejoy got a penalty for an illegal check to the head, and Scott Hartnell and some other guy got matching unsportsmanlikes, so it sounds like they're having a pretty spirited game over there :v:

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Dec 17, 2008

fits posted:

our first 1-0 shootout win of the season. congrats

this is it...the year beau bennett breaks out!!

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Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

loving sick shot by Tanger/set-up by Malkin :siren:


and Maatta :swoon:

Owns

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Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Kunitz looking a bit lost with Sid/Kessel on that last shift.
I'd probably rather have Perron/Dupuis up there in that slot.

Same, at first they said they were trying Dupuis there and it made sense because there would be so much speed on that line.

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Dec 17, 2008
gently caress yeah Sprong, I hope he actually makes the team some day and isnt just traded away

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Dec 17, 2008
I dont know what bullshit character issue made Sprong fall to the second round but I'm glad for it

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Dec 17, 2008
Im glad bennett isnt afraid to block shots but with his luck that probably broke his foot or something

Also rob scuderi and his ahl scrub partner got pinned in their own end so badly its like they gave the wings another power play in addition to the actual one scuderi gave by being so slow he had to trip a guy who blew past him

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Dec 17, 2008
Matt Murray plays so calmly, he looks good so far even though this team is giving up juicy chances left and right

Edit: i jinxed it guys :(

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Dec 17, 2008

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Scuds completely blowing his assignment decided to skate up center to cover absolutely no one.

I hope Scuderi doesnt have any drug addictions, legal or otherwise, because I seriously think he might get the Richards treatment at this rate

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Dec 17, 2008
Man it really cant be overstated how loving bad this scuderi-mcneill pairing is

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Dec 17, 2008
looks like today is the honest to god Columbus Blue Jackets against Crosby, Kessel, and the Wilkes-Barre Scranton Penguins (okay, the defense isn't as bad as it was during the Detroit game but there's still no Letang and almost all of the NHL d-men aren't playing with their expected partners for the season)

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Dec 17, 2008
Lol what kind of bullshit is that, the blue jackets hit cullen into bobrovsky and cullen gets a penalty for goaltender interference

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Dec 17, 2008
I admit I enjoyed watching Dubinsky get punched in the head

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Dec 17, 2008
If the Penguins hadn't traded for Kessel I think Sprong would be a shoe-in to make the team

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Dec 17, 2008

CBJSprague24 posted:

How do the Jackets look? I don't have NHLN and am too busy to look for a stream.

They're pretty much dominating the Penguins. I'm just thinking of this game as an experiment in what Crosby and Kessel can do together when they have virtually no support.

So far: 2 goals :toot:

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Dec 17, 2008
He's on a PTO so I assume he's just around for goon duties during training camp when you have all kinds of no-names taking runs at people to make the team (not to imply Sestito is not one of those shitheads himself). He's probably spending the season in Wilkes-Barre if he even gets a contract.

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Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

Jason Megna is lovely, btw

the last time he played a game in the nhl for the penguins he got 4 minor penalties in one game, possibly the same period

he has nothing nhl-level to his game except his speed

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Dec 17, 2008
Cole might be my favorite non-Kessel Penguin picked up this year

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Dec 17, 2008

Duke Chin posted:

that backwards backhand far post shot by the Tampa dude before PIT's 2nd goal was p slick, too. Boyle's.

Yeah that goal was pretty cool looking. I can't be unhappy with a goal like that

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Dec 17, 2008

Ginette Reno posted:

I gotta say Clendening looks playable at least. Not sure why the Canucks gave up on him.

Didnt have the high end intangibles they were looking for

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Dec 17, 2008
Geno's reign of terror over Tampa Bay continues

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Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

Toronto vs Buffalo is like watching two bad teams

"Is like?"

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Dec 17, 2008

Vincent Van Goat posted:

Inversely, Sprong could probably play in the NHL

it's a drat shame he plays RW instead of LW because i think that's the only reason there's any question of him making the roster

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Dec 17, 2008
With referees like this its no wonder people dive and embellish

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Dec 17, 2008

Thank god, it seems like the time Fehr is out and there's still some momentum from preseason is the best time to get his 9 games in.

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Dec 17, 2008
I like that Crosby guy, real feisty out there not putting up with that poo poo. I hope they give him a chance to make the team.

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Dec 17, 2008
Maybe Johnston should ditch the "no shootout practice" thing because I swear the Penguins have no finish anymore.

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Dec 17, 2008

rex rabidorum vires posted:

Is the HS pens stream hot garbage for anyone else? Been playing with different serves, but for the most part it has been pretty poor quality.

Edit: Sigh 2 nothing.

Its a feed of the carolina jumbotron with radio announcers played over it so im pretty sure its going to suck no matter what

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Dec 17, 2008
Id love to hear perron mic'd up and uncut more than most players because he seems to get into these wrestling matches behind the play a lot so i assume he must be really good at pissing people off

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Dec 17, 2008
Jesus letang talk about playing a 200ft game

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