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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I don't know who the dick was that decided not to stream the CBJ's preseason action this year, but screw him. :(

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

quote:

Aaron Portzline ‏@Aportzline 6m6 minutes ago
#Pens Farnham took a run at #CBJ Atkinson along the wall. Whiffed. Ended up with a mouthful of dasher.

Rob Mixer ‏@RobMixer 7m7 minutes ago
Farnham just tried to run Atkinson through the penalty box, missed, and then injured himself kinda

Preseason hockey. :allears:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Sounds like Sonny Milano's had at least three chances to bury it and has failed to do so.

C-B-J chants in the preseason. :getin:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Apparently the Pens goalie tried to play it behind and around the net and gave it right to Atkinson. Then Dalton Prout happened or something and there was no goal.

e- In other words, a quasi-MAF imitation.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Might as well make the 3-on-3 they were going to play anyway count for something.

Joonas Korpisalo didn't know they switched ends for OT. The Pens' goalie skated down and said "You're in the wrong place, friend."

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Sep 22, 2015

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Every time you think they make it so people start to understand this sport, they change it again! People are probably in the stands going 'Why are they getting a 4th guy?'"

I like Bob McElligott's half-serious rants.

e- 3-on-3 OT has failed you, Gary. Here comes the shootout. :troll:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Come on, Jackets. I want a meaningless hockey win for my birthday.

e- Why the gently caress was Ryan Murray chosen for the shootout, please?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Late, but :siren: Johansen :siren: with a dirty goal.

e- Also, noted gangster :siren: Frank "Sonny" Milano :siren: with a goal.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 23, 2015

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Check out the exhibition OT between the CBJ and Blues tonight (the one played in Columbus). CBJ somehow get a 3-on-1, Foligno cross-ice past the defender (Shattenkirk? Looked like a 22 with an A on the jersey) to JMFJ, who drops it back to Johansen who pots it.

Might have been even more fun had the puck gone the other way and it were 2-on-Bobrovsky.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

How do the Jackets look? I don't have NHLN and am too busy to look for a stream.

And Pornographic Memory, you're pretty much right, with Wild Bill Karlsson, Gallant, Yevenko, and Korpisalo (backup) the only four prospects in the lineup. No Calvert, Campbell, Clarkson in the lineup.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Sep 26, 2015

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Pornographic Memory posted:

They're pretty much dominating the Penguins. I'm just thinking of this game as an experiment in what Crosby and Kessel can do together when they have virtually no support.

So far: 2 goals :toot:

Thanks. Yevenko has been a surprise in camp and they're going for as many looks at him as they can get.

I remember when Tom Sestito looked like he'd be a really nice fourth liner and then he went shithead. What are the Pens doing with him?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


"Please keep the questions within the boundaries of good taste."

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Vincent Van Goat posted:

I'm glad Pierre is telling us what broadcasts he's going to be on, so I can avoid them.

We had Pierre and Bob Costas on the same broadcast and, for a while, it sounded like we were going to add Gary Bettman to the awfulness.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Saad-Johansen-Foligno combined for nine points tonight (4G 5A).

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

JawKnee posted:

Time For Canucks

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This could really be the CAS' "HAHA TIME FOR BRUINS":

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Boll flattens Cody Hodgson, then trucks Eric Nystrom with a big right in the scrap.

Boll. Useful? :stare:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: NiCk :siren:

I witnessed :siren: BORK BORK BORK :siren: score a goal live. My life is complete.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Oct 4, 2015

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

Boll flattens Cody Hodgson, then trucks Eric Nystrom with a big right in the scrap.

Boll. Useful? :stare:
:stonk: JARED BOLL HAS SCORED A GOAL. :stonk:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

fits posted:

is clarkson dressed? might want to keep an eye on the sky for any horsemen coming through

He's hurt, but if the trio of BORK, Boll, and Clarkson all scored, I'd be getting the gently caress out of here because the end was nigh.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Boll may not be the whipping boy this year.

Dalton Prout you suck. Buy Bob dinner and please assume Boll's place.

:siren: SAAD :siren:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Oct 4, 2015

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Get ready, East. Saad-Johansen-Foligno's coming to your town to :siren: Score Goals :siren:

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: Foligno :siren:. 11 points for that line.

:siren: Dubinsky for the PAT...IT'S GOOD! :siren:

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