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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
don't worry op, you don't have to worry about anyone trying to gently caress you

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
was gonna sign but I can't give up docking

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Autocunnilingus? Who can eat their own pussy? I need to see that.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

My pussy belongs to Jesus. And my daddy. Until he says otherwise.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i vow to keep myself pure.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Holy poo poo this is one-stop shopping to learn what's fun

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

Demora posted:

My pussy belongs to Jesus. And my daddy. Until he says otherwise.

notice that list doesn't include "vaginal sex with my insane father"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



     social vegan      

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm gonna wait for the second cumming.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

urethral sounding ok? c/d

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Demora posted:

My pussy belongs to Jesus. And my daddy. Until he says otherwise.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

urethral sounding ok? c/d

Only as long as the sounding kit is artisinally hand blown glass so it spices things up a bit

SD-455
May 15, 2009

by Lowtax
and handjobs *

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Autocunnilingus? Who can eat their own pussy? I need to see that.

I also want to know more about this.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
No knife play? Go gently caress yourself what about that

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
You promised daddy

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I'm glad vore and rebirthing isnt on that list WHEW.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Timothy sounds like an incel

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Nothing can save Portland from hell.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Don't sign your posts.

Ultimo Hombre
Jul 26, 2015
Looks like being cucked is OK, whew.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Demora posted:

My pussy belongs to Jesus. And my daddy. Until he says otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

circ dick soleil posted:

Don't sign your posts.
you can't tell me what to do, dad

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no erotic torture, no deal

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i just noticed that my MS Paint scribble signature is better than my real life signature

:smith:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i pledge to stop lusting

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Al Borland posted:

I'm glad vore and rebirthing isnt on that list WHEW.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
of course not, christians rebirth like crazy

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Okay legit I didn't know what 'sounding' was until I read it on that poo poo

I mean, I knew people jammed poo poo in their pee-hole, but I didn't know they used that term for it.

I would have called it 'jamming poo poo in the pee-hole'

Gotta be a name for everything now so we can put it on OK Cupid and Craigstlist and poo poo and not have to type out five extra words, in too much of a hurry to get home and shove a coat hanger in your dickhole

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tujague posted:

Okay legit I didn't know what 'sounding' was until I read it on that poo poo

oh my sweet summer child

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Champenema posted:

Holy poo poo this is one-stop shopping to learn what's fun
It's a great list except for the bestiality and necrophilia.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I guess I don't have to take the pledge. At my age, my lusts are far from "youthful".

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

what if you do some of those things but not for pleasure. is it still pure?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot


Oh I get it now ;)

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i vow to keep my drugs pure and my marijuana dank, amen.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
no docking?? gently caress man

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
what about immaculate conception, can I still do that?

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Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
From this day forward...

Lol. Bitch was a hoe leading up to that day.

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