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What are you most excited for?
This poll is closed.
KANE 79 48.77%
The New Day 65 40.12%
The Divas Revolution 12 7.41%
John Cena 6 3.70%
Total: 162 votes
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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

mfcrocker posted:

Welp, I just spent an hour tracking the WWE Women's Linear Championship

how's your evening

How many hours did you spend on this thing that will get "huh, interesting" responses at best.

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Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..

Shine posted:

To be fair, this is basically your posting.

:tipshat:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


One thing that hasn't been talked about much: I'm glad we've all accepted Cesaro's doomed fate. Now the healing can begin

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
Anyone who is talking about liking Kane ironically is a loving coward

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

bradzilla posted:

How many hours did you spend on this thing that will get "huh, interesting" responses at best.

About 45 minutes. I mainly did it for myself :)

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If Cesaro had Roman Reigns' hair he'd be into year two of his Bruno Samartino destroying reign.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gonzo McFee posted:

If Cesaro had Roman Reigns' hair he'd be into year two of his Bruno Samartino destroying reign.

The funny accent still overrides good hair, sorry.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Cesaro shouldn't have shaved his beard

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I've said it before and I will say it again. Triple H is the Bono of wrestling. He made his career off of having cooler friends, and sold out in the smartest way possible.

Shawn Michaels is Brian Eno

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

HHH exists today to get him and his friends over

HHH is Adam Sandler

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Sir Jebus posted:

Saw this poster in a chip shop today.

I've never been so excited in my life.

The two places to get tickets are a hotel and a t-shirt shop next to Asha

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Spermgod posted:

Also I guess this is something people who watch the show frequently are used to but Triple H's stupid loving "I'm so cool and above all the silly nonsense going on around me" smirk that is CONSTANTLY on his face is absolutely insufferable. Why are two non-wrestlers by far the smartest, coolest and most protected characters on the entire show.

See and that's a good thing as long as somebody he's patronizing kicks his rear end at least once a year.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Chris James 2 posted:

One thing that hasn't been talked about much: I'm glad we've all accepted Cesaro's doomed fate. Now the healing can begin

Looking forward to his next tag team with NXT revival patient Emma.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


8PM 3.4 mil
9PM 3.36 mil
10PM 3.26 mil

3.349 mil average. Down half a mil from this time last year.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Obviously, not enough Kane

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Tezzor posted:

See and that's a good thing as long as somebody he's patronizing kicks his rear end at least once a year.

How about instead of Seth that does this it's The Rock

oatgan fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Sep 22, 2015

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

The ring-jumper-inner got 10 days in jail.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

8PM 3.4 mil
9PM 3.36 mil
10PM 3.26 mil

3.349 mil average. Down half a mil from this time last year.

Hottest the business has ever been!

Luigi Thirty posted:

The ring-jumper-inner got 10 days in jail.

Seems pretty fair, especially as a deterrent. What did they charge him with?

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Luigi Thirty posted:

The ring-jumper-inner got 10 days in jail.

Wow Wrestler's Court is serious now

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


oatgan posted:

How about instead of Seth that does this it's The Rock

How about instead of the Rock that does this it's KANE

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gaz-L posted:

Seems pretty fair, especially as a deterrent. What did they charge him with?

Mistimed run-in.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Faustian Bargain posted:

Last night Michael Cole used the "you are watching the longest running episodic..." line as a total non-sequitur right in the middle of another conversation during the Rollins/Cena match. It was the most forced thing ever.

I bet it happened at 11:01. They always do it just in case there's a new viewer tuning in at the top of the hour.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


mfcrocker posted:

I used the same rules as this one which doesn't include that clause

Ahem.

quote:

Inactivity/Retirement on Lineage: What happens if someone wins the Linear Title and then becomes inactive, retires, or dies? If you were the linear champion, you had to defend the title within 1 year of winning it (i.e. a singles match.) If the champion failed to defend within that one year window, the Linear title would go to whoever the active WWE champion was at that time.

Hence why Ultimate Warrior and Edge stopped being Linear Champions.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

8PM 3.4 mil
9PM 3.36 mil
10PM 3.26 mil

3.349 mil average. Down half a mil from this time last year.

What was last week again?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Now that we've found Cain.

Where is Curtis?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


That DICK! posted:

Now that we've found Cain.

Where is Curtis?

gently caress that, where's Wallace?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

That DICK! posted:

Now that we've found Cain.

Where is Curtis?

https://youtu.be/9fvwkRJHGu4

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
ok i watched night of champions and rollins is so bitchmade now it hurts

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Gaz-L posted:

Seems pretty fair, especially as a deterrent. What did they charge him with?

Criminal trespass. He got 10 days because he plead guilty; otherwise it could've been half a year.

Of course, it'd be kind of hard to take it to trial when what you did was actually filmed live by multiple cameras.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

NickRoweFillea posted:

ok i watched night of champions and rollins is so bitchmade now it hurts

Yeah beating Sting clean after a grueling first match against John Cena sure made him look like a bitch. What a jobber

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


SamuraiFoochs posted:

What was last week again?

3.38 mill, so it's slightly down from last week.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Paige made some solid points about Charlotte in her promo last night.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



NickRoweFillea posted:

ok i watched night of champions and rollins is so bitchmade now it hurts

This is true and makes me very sad. At least your bitchin new av makes me happy.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

bradzilla posted:

Yeah beating Sting clean after a grueling first match against John Cena sure made him look like a bitch. What a jobber

get real dude. hes been booked like a weiner for drat near his entire run. it makes me sad. the guy is talented and a good wrestler, but he always plays second fiddle to returning veterans, john cena, and most excruciatingly, the authority. luckily the new stars are moving over


RaceyBucket posted:

This is true and makes me very sad. At least your bitchin new av makes me happy.

its fall time and i need a new av. im switching my posting brand to rusev

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Gavok posted:

Ahem.


Hence why Ultimate Warrior and Edge stopped being Linear Champions.

Yep, and any time someone didn't defend for a year they were replaced (except in this weird situation where the real title was vacant). You can see I did this a few times :)

"Defending" in this context means having a singles match; it doesn't have to be in WWE. Heck, the rules specifically say this

quote:

The Linear WWE Title is not bound to the WWE. If the champion loses anywhere (Japan, another territory, etc.), they lose the Linear Title

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

rovert posted:

Paige made some solid points about Charlotte in her promo last night.

I hinted about this post less than 24 hours ago

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I'm just worried they are working up to a really lame story line with the Authority betraying Rollins just so they can make him face and book a Shield reunion for WM32. I wouldn't be shocked if they pulled out all the stops to get that attendance record. Knowing how Vince thinks it's not crazy to imagine him booking a bunch of obvious huge draw matches just to get butts in the seats. The obvious ones are Brock v. Rock and a Sting v. Taker retirement match, but since all these tags are adding a third man these days I could see them pushing a Shield focused 3-man as a thing.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

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The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

Hace posted:

I hinted about this post less than 24 hours ago

please apologize to Hace

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