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22nd-23rd who's ready? they say every time you hear a mtn dew can open a goon gets his wings... see yall in goon heaven
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what, again?
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Sep 22, 2015 09:19
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the rupture
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Sep 22, 2015 09:21
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That's okay, none of us will be going anywhere.
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Sep 22, 2015 09:23
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aint no heaven for a goon nigga thats why we go to goonz mansion
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Sep 22, 2015 09:26
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that would explain the absence of the mods
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Sep 22, 2015 09:27
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spread yo cheeks bitches 'cause y'alls about to get hosed!
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Sep 22, 2015 09:31
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holy poo poo its really happening take me lord swing lowwwwww sweet charrrrrriotttttt
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Sep 22, 2015 09:38
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i made my prostate orgasm
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Sep 22, 2015 09:43
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postin' from the cloud, suck it sinners
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Sep 22, 2015 09:45
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NecroMonster posted:the rupture It's not July 5th, Subgenius?
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blainestereo posted:postin' from the cloud, suck it sinners is ernest borgnine up there
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The good people are the ones who get left behind, not the ones who get taken away, hth (according to the Bible + also according to talking to a Rapture-ready person for five seconds, holy poo poo they suck). The Earth'll be way better after they're gone.
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Sep 22, 2015 09:50
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rapture pants: and here I thought I could get bye with earth tones
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Sep 22, 2015 10:24
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Wait, is the meteor thing today? I forget. I should have had sex last night (couldn't, gas)
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Sep 22, 2015 10:27
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I have a terrible hangover, the rapture cannot come soon enough. 
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Sep 22, 2015 10:47
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lol coincidentally playing Everyone's Gone to Rapture.
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Sep 22, 2015 10:57
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I'm gonna go murder everyone in skyrim to celebrate.
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Sep 22, 2015 10:59
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Rapture? Crapture, says I. I want a prophesy that commands all the faithful to jump in the ocean and swim to Atlantis. Hey, more oxygen for us real sentient people.
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Sep 22, 2015 11:54
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goonbye, friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU1QPtOZQZU
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Sep 22, 2015 12:01
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Who will be happier? The people who go to heaven or the people left behind who don't have to put up with them anymore?
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Sep 22, 2015 12:07
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Roflan posted:Who will be happier? The people who go to heaven or the people left behind who don't have to put up with them anymore? Using the Heaven's Gate dogwits as an example, clearly us who are left behind*. I got dibs on looting a better TV. * My apologies to all Doggo-Americans.
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Sep 22, 2015 12:13
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Rapture's Delight is one of the best American Dad episodes just throwing that out there.
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Sep 22, 2015 12:33
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Roflan posted:Who will be happier? The people who go to heaven or the people left behind who don't have to put up with them anymore? since being gay is a sin , welll lets just say theres gonna be a big party 
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Sep 22, 2015 12:41
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Paid "Bob" my $30 a few years back, I should be alright.
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i hope it's not true
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Sep 22, 2015 13:31
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Good. Maybe now we'll finally get to the bottom of this mystery.
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Sep 22, 2015 13:33
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My rear end just ruptured. god bless
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Sep 22, 2015 13:33
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If I get raptured while pooping am I stuck pooping forever?
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Sep 22, 2015 13:48
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Rapture? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on8DJBt07eU Am I doing it right?
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If people still poop in Heaven, shouldn't there be occasional showers of Angel-turds now and again?
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zimboe posted:If people still poop in Heaven, shouldn't there be occasional showers of Angel-poo poo now and again? People don't still poop in heaven, QED.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:10
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zimboe posted:If people still poop in Heaven, shouldn't there be occasional showers of Angel-poo poo now and again? 
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Sep 22, 2015 14:10
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gonna celebrate the rapture with a "fapture" (that's where I masturbate to pornstars who have become born-again christians)
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Sep 22, 2015 14:11
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Nope it's not today because the new moon wasn't seen right away in Israel so the rapture is on the the 25th.
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Sep 22, 2015 14:16
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I'm taking a poo poo, what happens if I get ruptured while making GBS threads? E: drat lots of making GBS threads goons waiting for the rapture ITT
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Sep 22, 2015 14:17
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did they give an estimated time on this poo poo or are they just saying it will happen today? i can't make plans to go out if i don't even know whether i'll get to finish what i want to do before it happens and some fuckwit who left his car behind post-rapturedly runs me over while i'm sitting on a bench waiting for the bus or something
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Sep 22, 2015 14:19
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Improbable Lobster posted:If I get raptured while pooping am I stuck pooping forever? This then would be "The Crapture". E: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA
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Sep 22, 2015 14:21
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survived all the raptures so far i'm untouchable
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I won't miss any of you.
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