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zimboe posted:If people still poop in Heaven, shouldn't there be occasional showers of Angel-turds now and again?
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Sep 22, 2015 14:30
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How can it be the rapture when we are all in heaven already?
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Sep 22, 2015 14:31
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if i get taken away by the rapture how will I know which way mecca is?
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Sep 22, 2015 14:54
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I hope the world doesnt end 
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Sep 22, 2015 15:00
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Ahundredbux posted:if i get taken away by the rapture how will I know which way mecca is? After the Rapture, you will find the Mecca was in you all along.
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Sorry guys can't post long... on my way up! Okay so trip report: Bad news is some of us got raptured to Hell. The good news is there isn't any difficulty getting onto Something Awful.com from here. Vilerat is in a better place. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Sep 22, 2015 15:02
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Cthulu Carl posted:After the Rapture, you will find the Mecca was in you all along. so when people pray they all turn towards me right now? ?
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Sep 22, 2015 15:05
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In a world without christians, there would be no need for heaven. *gets blown up by a muslim five minutes later*
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Sep 22, 2015 15:15
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Will jesus be cool about me bringing my flesh light with me?
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Mr. Blastaway posted:Will jesus be cool about me bringing my flesh light with me? If all dogs go to heaven, do bad dogs go to Dog Hell?
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zimboe posted:He might ask to borrow it. Better say yes.
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Ahundredbux posted:so when people pray they all turn towards me right now? ? No because Mecca will be within everyone. To properly pray Post-Rapture, one must insert one's head into one's anus and witness the glory of Allah's creation.
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Sep 22, 2015 15:39
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Posting from Heaven guys. There's internet here. Oh, and Jesus says "gently caress you"
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ChosenbytheZetans posted:Posting from Heaven guys. There's internet here. Oh, and Jesus says "gently caress you" yeah well tell that pussy rear end bitch to come down here and say it to my face!
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Sep 22, 2015 16:12
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kindermord posted:goonbye, friends pro click especially the pink Floyd music. but no dead burning people 6/10
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Sep 22, 2015 16:20
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Rapture? I barely knew her!
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Sep 22, 2015 16:26
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Youtube seems convinced the 23rd is the Rapture... Dunno why 
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Sep 22, 2015 16:40
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status update here: rapture still not happened yet waiting on my lord to take me away, probably today or tomorrow. once obama and the pope make some deal and hide underground from the tribulations and cern opens up a portal to another dimension then the righteous will ascend and the shitters will stay for the 1 for $0 deals at best buy
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ADVICE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sluNuVp2_TE     BONUS MESSAGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDm85Rglo 
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Sep 22, 2015 16:45
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wow, im wearing the exact same outfit
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zimboe posted:If people still poop in Heaven, shouldn't there be occasional showers of Angel-turds now and again? Did it smell... when you poo poo down from Heaven?
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Surviving through tribulation sounds pretty cool and exciting, I almost wish this would happen. Also it took him 26 minutes and 15 seconds longer to imply Obama might be the antichrist than I expected.
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https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=squidbillies+the+rapture
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CoolCat posted:I won't miss any of you. I'll miss you, CoolCat
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Sep 22, 2015 18:52
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bog pixie posted:I'll miss you, CoolCat I want some cool ranch doritos now.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:56
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Well you'd better get some before the world is over and Doritos go extinct.
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Sep 22, 2015 18:57
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bog pixie posted:Well you'd better get some before the world is over and Doritos go extinct. This sucks, can I opt out?
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Ruggan posted:wow, im wearing the exact same outfit i'm sorry for your mormonism
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:what, again? the rape
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Sep 22, 2015 19:38
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The Rapture isn't real, it's some dumb Protestant bullshit made up by some dumb Protestants with poor reading comprehension. It's the "the gummint gon take r gunz" of religion.
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Candy JJ Pangle JUST A THOUGHTM, THEY WOULDNT TELL ANDYONE ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT PEOPLE FREAKING OUT. READ YOUR WORD AND ASK GOD FOR UNDERSTANDING, HE HAS BEEN SHOWING ME DIFFERENT THINGS SINCE FEB 2015 AND NO ONE KNOWS THE TIME OR DAY WHEN IT IS COMING BUT IT IS COMING SOON!!! CALL ME CRAZY BUT MY 11 YR OLD SON IS HAVING DREAMS THAT ARE DEF FROM GOD AND PROPHETIC. IM TRUSTING GOD TO PROTECT HIS PEOPLE. \ GOD TOLD NOAH TO PREPARE AND THAT IS WHAT HE HAS LAID ON MY HEART SINCE FEB 2015. PREPARE AND BE READY FOR ANYTHING. LOOKING FOR JESUS TO RETURN IS MY LIFE GOAL.. HIS RETURN IS AT HAND AND PLEASE PEOPLE OPEN YOUR EYES, DONT BE THE ONE WHO IS STANDING AT THE DOOR AND IT IS ALREADY CLOSED AND CANNOT BE OPENED.
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Laura Lynn · Ocean Shores, Washington A comet that big coming into contact with Earth would be a globle killer. There would be very little that would servive the initial impact no matter where it landed. Too much still has to happen before the Second Coming and the Final Battle of Good vs. Evil for their prodictions to be of any value. Just another rumor that's part of the signs of the times if you ask me.
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Sep 22, 2015 19:55
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Nick Cage handled the Rapture pretty well. I think we'll be fine.
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Candy JJ Pangle coming at ya live from Danny's Chevorlet on the corner of 34th and Main. Bring the kids down for some hotdogs and watch the rapture SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY.
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Adam Cole Jr. · Leeward Community College I gotta see this! Another quick question what if actors have to fight their own images of what character they played, whether good or evil.
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Brent Baldwin · Whitehouse, Texas This is why FEMA is stock piling body bags? If a 2 mile wide asteroid was to impact the earth everyone would be died... no need for a stock pile of body bags... ask the dinosaurs oh none of them survived. This is just a cover up excuse to hide whats really going down.
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Danielle Stella · Pharmaceuticals Sales Representative at Five Star Senior Living Where on Earth? A designated location would be nice. If its in NY I'm leaving and I'm taking my pots and pans with me because I just bought them.....Commet taking my pans ill go over there take their pans
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Ruggan posted:22nd-23rd who's ready? they say every time you hear a mtn dew can open a goon gets his wings... see yall in goon heaven My bible says no man knows the time or date 
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i hope it happens so i don't have to do any more homework/housework
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