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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lmao guy who is still fat af after getting surgery is all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akS_pimPYDQ

http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/guard-reserve/2015/09/22/christie-tells-national-guard-leader-slim-down/72607770/

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12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
Not signing up just paste it bro

E. First post easy

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

chris christie fat jokes will always be funny

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

12gaugelobotomy posted:

Not signing up just paste it bro

E. First post easy

TRENTON, N.J. — Gov. Chris Christie wants the leader of New Jersey's National Guard to shape up.

The governor has given Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days to slim down and meet his obligations.

The action comes after Christie's staff told The Washington Post the governor was unaware the general had been reprimanded by the Pentagon about his weight and repeatedly dodging physical-fitness tests.

In an emailed statement, Christie spokesman Kevin Roberts told The Post the governor found the general's actions "unacceptable and disappointing."

Cunniff declined an interview request. But the National Guard released a statement in which the general acknowledged he failed to meet the fitness requirements and is "taking the necessary steps to remedy this issue."

Christie underwent stomach banding surgery in 2013.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Fat Army Guys

Fat Health Specialists

Fat Everywhere

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Cowman posted:

I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself.

Lead by example

Your Rain
Nov 29, 2006
All those born beneath an angry star.
Chris Christie had a liposuction?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cowman posted:

I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself.

It kinda does though if one fat dude is telling another fat dude to slim down or else but the first fat dude can't even stop eating after his stomach has been banded.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

americans fat lol

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
they should have a fun weight loss challenge/competition to see who can lose the most weight! Winner gets to cuck the loser

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I want to see an armed and armored rascal mobility fat scooter

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
gently caress christie imo

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I really hope Christie stays in the election race until the bitter end even though it's clear everyone loving hates him. ESPECIALLY everyone who lives in Jersey.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
holy poo poo I had no idea christie got stomach surgery

how is he still so loving fat?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Naerasa posted:

holy poo poo I had no idea christie got stomach surgery

how is he still so loving fat?

It's almost as if the surgery is loving worthless if you continue to eat like a total fatass

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


christie fat

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
chris christie eating his way through fatman surgery is a testament to the american spirit

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

haljordan posted:

It's almost as if the surgery is loving worthless if you continue to eat like a total fatass

lol for real, i thoguht the whole point of the stomachstaple/lap band whatever the gently caress he got is it makes your stomach smaller so you pysically cant continue to pig out like you used to, but I guess Christie is just a real trooper :patriot:

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

haljordan posted:

I really hope Christie stays in the election race until the bitter end even though it's clear everyone loving hates him. ESPECIALLY everyone who lives in Jersey.

He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Aralan posted:

He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score

I had a good laugh at his strategy of "Demonize those teachers, everyone knows it's the best job on earth!!! We need to take them down a peg or two."

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Aralan posted:

He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score

He unlocked that achievement

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Lol, more recent polls show it even lower. He was at 77% approval after Sandy and a poll from June had him at 30%. I found an old article about McGreevey's approval rating being around 45% after he confessed to his gay affair, so maybe Christie does have the record already

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Christie is a girls name, not voting for a guy with a girls name

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Chris Christie might be fat but he's a mobster politician, he's supposed to be a fat goon. Nobody this fat should be in any branch of military, it's completely ridiculous.



Edit: Goon as in mob goon not our beloved neck bearded SA goon brethren.

FlimFlam Imam fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 22, 2015

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I liekd when his whole party started dumping on him in the middle of Sandy because he hugged Obama when Obama came to visit and start getting aid rolling

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

I liekd when his whole party started dumping on him in the middle of Sandy because he hugged Obama when Obama came to visit and start getting aid rolling

It's a mad mad mad mad world

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Moridin920 posted:

It kinda does though if one fat dude is telling another fat dude to slim down or else but the first fat dude can't even stop eating after his stomach has been banded.

he's a politician not a military guy. politicians can be fat especially if they're corrupt fuckers. military guys should be fit because they're in the military.

k3dj
Aug 21, 2015

Mad Monk posted:

Chris Christie might be fat but he's a mobster politician, he's supposed to be a fat goon. Nobody this fat should be in any branch of military, it's completely ridiculous.



Edit: Goon as in mob goon not our beloved neck bearded SA goon brethren.

is everyone in jersey this fat?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

k3dj posted:

is everyone in jersey this fat?

Only the orange ones are fit.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cowman posted:

he's a politician not a military guy. politicians can be fat especially if they're corrupt fuckers. military guys should be fit because they're in the military.

You think a general is on the front line with the grunts?

I mean it admittedly doesn't look as good as if the guy were fit but he isn't any fatter than Christie as far as I can tell.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010



christie has that "you gonna finish that?" look

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

k3dj posted:

is everyone in jersey this fat?

Fatter

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Moridin920 posted:

You think a general is on the front line with the grunts?

I mean it admittedly doesn't look as good as if the guy were fit but he isn't any fatter than Christie as far as I can tell.

he's in the military military people should be fit. he's not fit he's fat. I don't care if he's an armchair general.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002
Before we get 17 pages into this circular argument, I think we can all agree that while it is appropriate to expect a military man to be in shape, the irony of a fat slob like Christie being the one to demand it can still be funny.


That said, I have to echo statements from other goons about how impressive it is that 2 years after band surgery, Christie is still a fat pig. I mean that seriously. That's impressive!

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Chris Christie will sumo anyone for the right of governor. He is just nervous there has been someone training to replace him.

k3dj
Aug 21, 2015

Shadow posted:

Before we get 17 pages into this circular argument, I think we can all agree that while it is appropriate to expect a military man to be in shape, the irony of a fat slob like Christie being the one to demand it can still be funny.


That said, I have to echo statements from other goons about how impressive it is that 2 years after band surgery, Christie is still a fat pig. I mean that seriously. That's impressive!

must be that jersey food

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Christie should just give him the name of his bariatric surgeon.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

k3dj posted:

must be that jersey food

good pizza, for sure

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k3dj
Aug 21, 2015

Shadow posted:

good pizza, for sure

if its not Chicago deep dish its not pizza

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