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lmao guy who is still fat af after getting surgery is all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akS_pimPYDQ http://www.airforcetimes.com/story/military/guard-reserve/2015/09/22/christie-tells-national-guard-leader-slim-down/72607770/
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Not signing up just paste it bro E. First post easy
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:02 |
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chris christie fat jokes will always be funny
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:02 |
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Not signing up just paste it bro TRENTON, N.J. — Gov. Chris Christie wants the leader of New Jersey's National Guard to shape up. The governor has given Air Force Brig. Gen. Michael Cunniff 90 days to slim down and meet his obligations. The action comes after Christie's staff told The Washington Post the governor was unaware the general had been reprimanded by the Pentagon about his weight and repeatedly dodging physical-fitness tests. In an emailed statement, Christie spokesman Kevin Roberts told The Post the governor found the general's actions "unacceptable and disappointing." Cunniff declined an interview request. But the National Guard released a statement in which the general acknowledged he failed to meet the fitness requirements and is "taking the necessary steps to remedy this issue." Christie underwent stomach banding surgery in 2013.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:03 |
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I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:04 |
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Fat Army Guys Fat Health Specialists Fat Everywhere
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:05 |
Cowman posted:I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself. Lead by example
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:06 |
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Chris Christie had a liposuction?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:06 |
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Cowman posted:I like that they made sure to mention that Christie had stomach surgery even though it has nothing to do with the article itself. It kinda does though if one fat dude is telling another fat dude to slim down or else but the first fat dude can't even stop eating after his stomach has been banded.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:06 |
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americans fat lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:06 |
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they should have a fun weight loss challenge/competition to see who can lose the most weight! Winner gets to cuck the loser
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:08 |
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I want to see an armed and armored rascal mobility fat scooter
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:12 |
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gently caress christie imo
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:15 |
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I really hope Christie stays in the election race until the bitter end even though it's clear everyone loving hates him. ESPECIALLY everyone who lives in Jersey.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:16 |
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holy poo poo I had no idea christie got stomach surgery how is he still so loving fat?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:17 |
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Naerasa posted:holy poo poo I had no idea christie got stomach surgery It's almost as if the surgery is loving worthless if you continue to eat like a total fatass
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:18 |
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christie fat
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:19 |
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chris christie eating his way through fatman surgery is a testament to the american spirit
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:21 |
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haljordan posted:It's almost as if the surgery is loving worthless if you continue to eat like a total fatass lol for real, i thoguht the whole point of the stomachstaple/lap band whatever the gently caress he got is it makes your stomach smaller so you pysically cant continue to pig out like you used to, but I guess Christie is just a real trooper
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:24 |
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haljordan posted:I really hope Christie stays in the election race until the bitter end even though it's clear everyone loving hates him. ESPECIALLY everyone who lives in Jersey. He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:24 |
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Aralan posted:He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score I had a good laugh at his strategy of "Demonize those teachers, everyone knows it's the best job on earth!!! We need to take them down a peg or two."
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:26 |
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Aralan posted:He really did an amazing job of squandering every bit of popularity he gained after Sandy. Abandoning the state to run a hopeless nomination bid is like him going for a disapproval high score He unlocked that achievement
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:28 |
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Lol, more recent polls show it even lower. He was at 77% approval after Sandy and a poll from June had him at 30%. I found an old article about McGreevey's approval rating being around 45% after he confessed to his gay affair, so maybe Christie does have the record already
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:36 |
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Christie is a girls name, not voting for a guy with a girls name
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:40 |
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Chris Christie might be fat but he's a mobster politician, he's supposed to be a fat goon. Nobody this fat should be in any branch of military, it's completely ridiculous. Edit: Goon as in mob goon not our beloved neck bearded SA goon brethren. FlimFlam Imam fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 22, 2015 |
# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:44 |
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I liekd when his whole party started dumping on him in the middle of Sandy because he hugged Obama when Obama came to visit and start getting aid rolling
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:46 |
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Nooner posted:I liekd when his whole party started dumping on him in the middle of Sandy because he hugged Obama when Obama came to visit and start getting aid rolling It's a mad mad mad mad world
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:49 |
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Moridin920 posted:It kinda does though if one fat dude is telling another fat dude to slim down or else but the first fat dude can't even stop eating after his stomach has been banded. he's a politician not a military guy. politicians can be fat especially if they're corrupt fuckers. military guys should be fit because they're in the military.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:50 |
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Mad Monk posted:Chris Christie might be fat but he's a mobster politician, he's supposed to be a fat goon. Nobody this fat should be in any branch of military, it's completely ridiculous. is everyone in jersey this fat?
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:53 |
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k3dj posted:is everyone in jersey this fat? Only the orange ones are fit.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:54 |
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Cowman posted:he's a politician not a military guy. politicians can be fat especially if they're corrupt fuckers. military guys should be fit because they're in the military. You think a general is on the front line with the grunts? I mean it admittedly doesn't look as good as if the guy were fit but he isn't any fatter than Christie as far as I can tell.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:54 |
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christie has that "you gonna finish that?" look
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:54 |
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k3dj posted:is everyone in jersey this fat? Fatter
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:55 |
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Moridin920 posted:You think a general is on the front line with the grunts? he's in the military military people should be fit. he's not fit he's fat. I don't care if he's an armchair general.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:56 |
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Before we get 17 pages into this circular argument, I think we can all agree that while it is appropriate to expect a military man to be in shape, the irony of a fat slob like Christie being the one to demand it can still be funny. That said, I have to echo statements from other goons about how impressive it is that 2 years after band surgery, Christie is still a fat pig. I mean that seriously. That's impressive!
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:58 |
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Chris Christie will sumo anyone for the right of governor. He is just nervous there has been someone training to replace him.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 18:59 |
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Shadow posted:Before we get 17 pages into this circular argument, I think we can all agree that while it is appropriate to expect a military man to be in shape, the irony of a fat slob like Christie being the one to demand it can still be funny. must be that jersey food
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:09 |
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Christie should just give him the name of his bariatric surgeon.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:12 |
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k3dj posted:must be that jersey food good pizza, for sure
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 19:25 |
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Shadow posted:good pizza, for sure if its not Chicago deep dish its not pizza
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