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Panda Bear posted:There's a place on Cheyenne and LVB that'll give you fifty dollars the first five times you donate in 30 days, and a place on Trop and Pecos that has a similar promotion. Both require either two forms of ID or an ID + social security card (I forget which) and either one or two pieces of mail (again, I forget which). you can effectively only go to one of these places though as they have systems in place to prevent you from donating too many times in a week. dont let him in your house. he will talk about computers and poo poo his pants
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don't worry I have crippling social anxiety and don't let anyone in my apartment; if I rendered any help to this dude im positive I would just do a dead drop
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:27 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:Wall of text crits you, etc. if you are abled-bodied, don't have asthma and aren't a drug addict then join the loving army jesus christ that sounds absolutely loving horrible. if i ever found myself in such a situation i would join the army without a second thought. Vorik fucked around with this message at 13:37 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Vorik posted:if you are abled-bodied, don't have asthma and aren't a drug addict then join the loving army jesus christ he's 38 so he might be a bit too old for that
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:41 |
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o drat i wish you the best, op
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:42 |
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lol if you dont just commit crimes. what do you have lose you giant failure?
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:45 |
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Flynn Taggart posted:Godspeed, poopy hobo goon yes, stay safe poopy hobo goon.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:48 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:lol if you dont just commit crimes. what do you have lose you giant failure? if you had any empathy at all you'd realize his buthold is worringlyf tender right now and prison is awful without that
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:51 |
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basement jihadist posted:if you had any empathy at all you'd realize his buthold is worringlyf tender right now and prison is awful without that imo even a prison rapist wouldnt go for that ravaged butthole
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:53 |
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The Brown Menace posted:he's 38 so he might be a bit too old for that That's not too old to be a cook or a lieutenant or something.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 13:58 |
stay safe bloody bum
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 14:22 |
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notZaar posted:That's not too old to be a cook or a lieutenant or something. generals are pretty old too so when chris christie fires that one general for being too fat OP should have a crack at the position
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:17 |
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The Brown Menace posted:generals are pretty old too so when chris christie fires that one general for being too fat OP should have a crack at the position Generals are picked from the upper class though, I think being homeless at any point in your life pretty much excludes you from the highest echelons of command. Merit will only take you so far, maybe a captain or major.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:22 |
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just so you know OP, when it starts to really get rough, you'd have a steady job in most other cities with that skillset barring some massive personality flaws you might have. like within, a week, tops. sounds like Vegas is bullshit (or you have some terrible secret you havent told us). also use craigslist if you dont, and perhaps send your resume to someone who knows how to make resumes just to be really sure you arent loving up
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:24 |
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Post your resume and I will critique it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:27 |
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:41 |
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Make sure you state that you're a gamer in your CV/resume, even if you're not. i can't stress this enough. devote 2 pages to describe how gaming has contribute to your skills in teamwork (call of duty), leadership (mmo raids), conflict resolution (any online game ever) and analytics (eve online spreadsheets).
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:45 |
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op include a portfolio of your finest shitposts
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:46 |
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like I care about your family's dreams rear end in a top hat, get out of my way
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:54 |
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Darth123123 posted:like I care about your family's dreams rear end in a top hat, get out of my way he was hired almost immediately
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 15:56 |
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If you can, get some wet wipes for making GBS threads. It will help with the tearing and general hygiene. Wetting a handful of paper before going to a stall is a free and less effective alternative.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 17:10 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:I don't have the gas or the money to leave the immediate neighborhood, at the moment. rest in peace, god bless
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 17:19 |
kinda worried he isn't at the library this morning
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 17:46 |
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Goons, the lesson here is don't wait until you're almost 40 years old to do any sort of planning for the future.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 17:53 |
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so glad y'all are here to point out the indelibly obvious and poo poo all over someone you could be helping. gently caress off or be constructive, be the help you miserable sods will need when your loved ones tire of your constant grating pessimism and hurl you bodily into a ditch.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:02 |
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Who is the Joker who stickied this? It's not funny.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:so glad y'all are here to point out the indelibly obvious and poo poo all over someone you could be helping. gently caress off or be constructive, be the help you miserable sods will need when your loved ones tire of your constant grating pessimism and hurl you bodily into a ditch. everyone is being very supportive actually
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:08 |
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notZaar posted:Who is the Joker who stickied this? It's not funny. sorry.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:09 |
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If a couple of people send him a $20 gas card, he can fill up his gas tank. Op: do you have a place where we can send you mail?
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:11 |
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Nation posted:everyone is being very supportive actually yeah i was actually pleasantly surprised, even the making GBS threads story did little to dent that!
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:12 |
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Wizzle posted:If a couple of people send him a $20 gas card, he can fill up his gas tank. yeah just pm me your paypal deets and I'll set up the transaction.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:13 |
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I dunno if they made it harder in recent years. But it used to be EXTREMELY easy to get food stamps in Las Vegas. I was homeless in Vegas for a few years. Pretty much just had to walk into the Social Services/Food Stamp office that is located on the campus of one of the homeless shelters and fill out the paperwork and say you're unemployed/0 income and 0 assets and you'll likely leave the office with your EBT card the same day. Not sure how close you are to downtown Las Vegas but there's always TONS of free food being given away around the area by local church groups. Like talk to your library hobo buddies where the food is being handed out. Also, I'm really confused. Las Vegas is like the easiest place to find a bathroom, if you look even have way reasonable, just walk into a casino and do your business. Also if you look half way reasonable, you can pretty much hang out at the sports book and watch a game or two, it might help your case if you find a bet ticket and have it near you, or you might actually find a live bet that someone dropped.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:13 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:yeah just pm me your paypal deets and I'll set up the transaction. Why do you need that? I figured if you want to help, you can just send him a fuel card yourself. You can get them as little as $5. The question is, how to get the cards to him if he doesn't have a place where he can get mail.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:23 |
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Wizzle posted:Why do you need that? I figured if you want to help, you can just send him a fuel card yourself. You can get them as little as $5. The question is, how to get the cards to him if he doesn't have a place where he can get mail. Mail them to me, I'll figure it out.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:24 |
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SHISHKABOB posted:Mail them to me, I'll figure it out. Uh. Yeah. The Op says he has a friend who lets him shower there. I'm thinking maybe that. Do you even live in Vegas?
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:27 |
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Is this the new Doobie thread?
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:28 |
Get him a job at doob's we basically own the place
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:30 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:so glad y'all are here to point out the indelibly obvious and poo poo all over someone you could be helping. gently caress off or be constructive, be the help you miserable sods will need when your loved ones tire of your constant grating pessimism and hurl you bodily into a ditch. Yo, Care Police you can't search my posts without a warrant.
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# ? Sep 24, 2015 18:49 |
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OP have you tried asking the Library staff if they have any of the following books : 1) 101 Tips for Secretly Living in a Library 2) How to Get a Job Using the Library Computers if you are Homeless 3) How to Eat Rancid Meat and Survive 4) Recipes for the Homeless 5) Basic Anatomy 6) Observations on the Black Market for Human Organs 7) How to Steal all the Crude Surgery Tools you will ever need 8) Law 101: How to Prepare Your Defence 9) Surviving your first 100 days in Prison 10) The Great Escape
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is this the new doobie thread , let's get the donator spreadsheet up and running lmbo
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