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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
is there any possibility of purchasing this guy some land (without wells or electricity)

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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

gently caress the ROW posted:

is this the new doobie thread , let's get the donator spreadsheet up and running lmbo


ill make the website

FreddyJackieTurner
May 15, 2008

Did you try getting disability when you started having health problems? Im not sure what your health problems are but you might wanna go down to the county building, get a case manager (who will suck, but you sound smart enough to give him/her some direction and motivation), start the process of getting disability (which does require persistence), work on getting some housing, some food assistance, all the while continuing your job search.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
I don't want anyone to think I've abandoned this thread, but the funny making GBS threads story has become more of a medical emergency. I am still bleeding and spewing lava. I am probably heading to the hospital as soon as I can arrange it. Waiting on a friend. I will reply to everything as soon as I can.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Stay safe, hobo anus :ohdear:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I want to see some gross pics here. Time for this thread to pay out.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
Lol that this is the poo poo anyone majoring in library science has to deal with.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
Christ on sale. I don't even know how going to the hospital works without money in the States. Godspeed.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

He needs to get better so he can bang the chick in the lobby. You hear me OP? You're my rom-com, bloody flux and all.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Spiderjelly posted:

Lol that this is the poo poo anyone majoring in library science has to deal with.

Library SCIENCE? Is that a thing?

Also get well soon op. :(

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

88h88 posted:

Library SCIENCE? Is that a thing?

Yes, it's the term for the organized body of knowledge on libraries and librarianship. You can get a master's or a Ph.D in it. The degrees are pretty much a scam - there's very little they teach that you couldn't learn by actually working in a library, but libraries won't put you in the higher-level positions if you don't have one.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Sep 24, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Oh hey C-Horse. If I were still in Vegas I'd bring you some food or something. Good luck with your shits.

I'm going to post a link to this thread in the Vegas thread in T&T. Jay is the only reg in there that I'm aware of but lots of semiregular visitors stop by. I also know one goon in Vegas who has a regular programming job and I'll send him a PM for you (if he has plat).

E: I posted about your situation in the Vegas thread, in the poker thread, and PM'd the goon guy that I happened to know who codes for a living in Vegas. GL goon, hopefully someone can help you out a bit.

Also go get your benefit card started once you're better. They'll probably even do it for you at the hospital when they set up your medicaid. Ask for a social worker.

raton fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Sep 24, 2015

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Pththya-lyi posted:

Yes, it's the term for the organized body of knowledge on libraries and librarianship. You can get a master's or a Ph.D in it. The degrees are pretty much a scam - there's very little they teach that you couldn't learn by actually working in a library, but libraries won't put you in the higher-level positions if you don't have one.

Sounds just like engineering, except you can make do with a BSc.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jan 23, 2016

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Diet Poison posted:

Christ on sale. I don't even know how going to the hospital works without money in the States. Godspeed.

i think they put you down if you cant pay or if noone claims you in a week

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Stay safe OP

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Diet Poison posted:

Christ on sale. I don't even know how going to the hospital works without money in the States. Godspeed.

The ER has to give life saving care by law. They do that then kick you out ASAP often without a way to get follow up meds. OP probably just needs a ~15 dollar course of cipro (though maybe not, depends what was growing on the sausage) but the hospital is going to "bill" him at full prices (the ones you see online are the full prices, insurance companies never pay anything close to them) expecting to never get paid anything but that then inflates how much they can claim as a tax writeoff. They will call a social worker to put him on Medicaid which is only sometimes retroactive to cover the current issue. In any case for this 15 dollar fix (retail, the hospital probably only pays like a dollar for those meds wholesale) OP will be saddled with probably about 4k in debt, much much more if he happens to spend the night there or is sick enough to get stuck in the ICU for a day -- this is assuming he's stupid enough to give them his ID or his real name.

Some Americans are aware of this and will pay their health insurance company even if they're living in their car and don't have money for food so OP may actually have insurance despite his other problems.

The real issue is with disease that debilitate without threatening your life on an emergent basis. Like if if have frequent severe asthma or legitimate Chrons or serious mental problems or something like that. Because it's not a life threat they don't have to help you. Because it's debilitating you can't work to get coverage (if you can find a job that offers it, many jobs don't, including some seemingly decent jobs). In cases like this you literally apply as a charity case at hospitals that have these kinds of programs and OP would be in competition with blonde six year old girls that look like little angels and whose mothers are providing solid gold soundbytes for the TV news. So you end up going to one of the few "free clinics" in the city which are staffed by volunteers, not equipped to handle serious problems, usually don't have a way to get you long term meds at a low/no cost, and usually operate on a first come first served basis that means you have to get there at 4am and wait sometimes until 4pm to be seen, a whole day where you obviously can't look for work or do whatever else it is that would have a much greater long term expected value to you life than wait all day for basic medical interventions.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
From the posting in GBS not E/N to the deadly diarrhea story to the can't-go-anywhere-despite-having-a-car-because-reasons, I get the feeling this is a work of fiction.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Look into being a mercenary? A ton of mercenary gigs just want someone who gives no fucks to code in a tent in a desert. I know a couple people that do or have done it, it's fairly safe, probably no more moral quandaries than regular mercenaries and unlike desert homeless, it pays a poo poo load.

Just a thought. Best of luck either way.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Drunk Nerds posted:

From the posting in GBS not E/N to the deadly diarrhea story to the can't-go-anywhere-despite-having-a-car-because-reasons, I get the feeling this is a work of fiction.

I live in hope that its a live chatting the death of a goon thread, and hes going out in the best way... through his rear end in a top hat

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Drunk Nerds posted:

From the posting in GBS not E/N to the deadly diarrhea story to the can't-go-anywhere-despite-having-a-car-because-reasons, I get the feeling this is a work of fiction.

Without gas, a car can't go anywhere. You need money to pay for gas. According to this website, the cheapest gas in Las Vegas at the moment is $2.45 per gallon, and OP has $2 dollars to his name. Where can he go on less than a gallon of gas?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Sizone posted:

guessing probably also don't eat spoiled meat

I would like to amend my previous comment. My number one tip is: don't end up living in a library, and don't eat rotten meat. I will do my best to address everything people have asked/commented about, but I am in bad shape. The hospital my friend directed me to turned out to be a medical plaza, and not an actual hospital. As a result, I have not sought treatment for my rear end problems, and I am in tremendous pain. I mean, I am really hurting. There is a goon tattoo artist that worked on me, and she can tell you: I sat for three straight days while she made hamburger out of my leg, and I didn't so much as twitch. The current pain in my guts and rear end has me on the verge of weeping. I do know of a real hospital, but I cannot reach it on 1/32nd tank of gas, so I am going to check bus schedules now that I have internet access for a bit, and maybe try to hit up the friend whose bathroom I ruined and try to get a few bucks for gas.

Speaking of internet access: I am at a different library, this time. This is a fancy-pants library. It's quite large, and I think it serves as some sort of depot or something, in addition to serving standard library functions. This library has spaces reserved for, "Low emission and fuel efficient vehicles only." The first car I saw parked in one is the famously fuel-efficient 2012ish Mercedes C300. A couple of spaces down from that was a car with the license plate, "IMOTIV8". This library does not seem to have an equivalent of the wifi room I've been living in at the other library. I miss the bumbrary :( This library does have huge padded seats with swing-out arms that you can rest things on, but overall it doesn't measure up by the standards of this homeless library dweller.

If I haven't already pinpointed which library I am currently sitting in, I bet this will do it:

There can' be too many of those floating around the local libraries.


Nation posted:

i felt every butt clenching squirm in your story op

be safe you bloody bum (lol)

I am still feeling them, only they've gotten worse. I can barely sit, even on this padded seat, and standing is not much better. My rear end is involuntarily clenching, and each heartbeat brings a terrible, terrible hemorrhoid throb with it.

Nice bumpun.


raditts posted:

I'm legitimately concerned that you're going to poo poo yourself to death

I am also concerned about this, which is why I have given up eating. I turned down food my friend offered me, and I am barely touching the dry cereal in my car. All the food that goes in my mouth gets turned instantly into pain, and ejected from my bunghole in liquid form. I am drinking water as fast as I can get it down, and I am still obviously dehydrated.

I threw away the last of the sausage. I figured another day-and-a-half broiling in my car while I was glued to my friend's toilet bowl probably hadn't improved it.


Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Try selling plasma for an easy $60-80 a week. God bless, gentlegoon.

Nooner posted:

This is a good call

I have already looked into this. I cannot give plasma. I cannot even donate whole blood. This is all wrapped up with the health problems. I don't have HIV or anything like that, but I can't give blood.


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

As much as I respect your self-sufficiency, You Are In Crisis. Toss a link to this thread, ask for any help anyone is able to give.

You're right, of course.


Synonymous posted:

Hey OP, that's loving rough. I don't know what I can really do to help, but if you're at the library all day, maybe try those lovely sites that give you paypal/vouchers for doing surveys?

http://www.mysurvey.net.au/ for example. Best of luck, dude.

Thank you. I am looking into anything and everything anyone suggests. I have gotten a few tips through private messages, as well.


Panda Bear posted:

honestly if you need anything random don't be afraid to ask. like if you need a blazer or a tie for an interview or you're starving one day or something.

I'll see if I can track down some leads on any available jobs as well.

Thank you. I addressed the plasma issue a few lines ago. I am not opposed to doing that. In fact, I used to give (sell) plasma many years ago. It is no longer an option for me.

I am actually OK on clothes, for the moment. I don't know if I own a blazer, but I have plenty of collared shirts and a few ties. I did get a lead on a possible temporary gig from someone else, and I am going to follow up on that, but please feel free to let me know if you come across something.

In other news, I just sneezed, and almost hollered out loud from the pain when my pucker tensed.


RideTheSpiral posted:

lol if you dont just commit crimes. what do you have lose you giant failure?

The ability to reflect on my life and feel OK about who I am.


basement jihadist posted:

his buthold is worringlyf tender right now

I cannot adequately express in this textual medium just how accurate that statement is.


lorn Wayne posted:

Make sure you state that you're a gamer in your CV/resume, even if you're not. i can't stress this enough.

devote 2 pages to describe how gaming has contribute to your skills in teamwork (call of duty), leadership (mmo raids), conflict resolution (any online game ever) and analytics (eve online spreadsheets).

poo poo. I hosed up by concentrating on things like my experience with SQL databases, and Amazon cloud services, and Linux administration, and other useless poo poo. I guess that explains why I can't get a call back.


RideTheSpiral posted:

op include a portfolio of your finest shitposts

I'm not much of a poo poo poster, unless you mean posts about actual poo poo, in which case the poo poo story in this thread is my magnum poopus.


fist4jesus posted:

Wetting a handful of paper before going to a stall is a free and less effective alternative.

This is my current strategy. Wipes are a luxury that cost dollars, which I do not have.


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

so glad y'all are here to point out the indelibly obvious and poo poo all over someone you could be helping. gently caress off or be constructive, be the help you miserable sods will need when your loved ones tire of your constant grating pessimism and hurl you bodily into a ditch.

That's blarzgh. Being a lovely person is kind of his thing. I tend to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's not such a jerk in real life, or that it's not his fault, and a lifetime of being a traffic ticket lawyer has rotted away his sense of humanity. I'm touched at how supportive goons are being on the whole. I wrote this for the cathartic benefits, but it's nice that people (not blarzgh) seem to care.

Sort of like these people are saying:

Nation posted:

everyone is being very supportive actually

lorn Wayne posted:

yeah i was actually pleasantly surprised, even the making GBS threads story did little to dent that!


Wizzle posted:

If a couple of people send him a $20 gas card, he can fill up his gas tank.

Op: do you have a place where we can send you mail?

Is "general delivery" still a thing? If not, then no, I guess I don't.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I dunno if they made it harder in recent years. But it used to be EXTREMELY easy to get food stamps in Las Vegas. I was homeless in Vegas for a few years. Pretty much just had to walk into the Social Services/Food Stamp office that is located on the campus of one of the homeless shelters and fill out the paperwork and say you're unemployed/0 income and 0 assets and you'll likely leave the office with your EBT card the same day.

Not sure how close you are to downtown Las Vegas but there's always TONS of free food being given away around the area by local church groups. Like talk to your library hobo buddies where the food is being handed out.

Also, I'm really confused. Las Vegas is like the easiest place to find a bathroom, if you look even have way reasonable, just walk into a casino and do your business. Also if you look half way reasonable, you can pretty much hang out at the sports book and watch a game or two, it might help your case if you find a bet ticket and have it near you, or you might actually find a live bet that someone dropped.

I applied for food assistance. I think it is still pretty easy. However, I got a letter in the mail from the state office of welfare services telling me I had an interview on dd/mm/2015 that I needed to appear for. That letter came on dd+2/mm/2015. I was told I had to start the process over. My plan is to just show up at one of the offices next week and see if I can get it done same-day. That was on my agenda for yesterday, until I was crippled with sausage shits.

I am not particularly near downtown, but I am sure I can find a way to get there. I didn't know there was much going on down there, except for one place at the Bonanza freeway entrance that always seems to have a ton of vagrants hanging about.

Sure. I have walked into casinos and done my business. The problem is, I also need to be able to park my car and, like, live in it. That isn't easy to do near most casinos. I
could probably get away with hanging out in a sports book now and then, but I can't afford to travel back and forth from casinos. I am trying to find spots that give me reasonable access to both somewhere I won't get arrested or run off for sleeping in my car, and bathroom facilities.


Kitchner posted:

OP have you tried asking the Library staff if they have any of the following books :

1) 101 Tips for Secretly Living in a Library
2) How to Get a Job Using the Library Computers if you are Homeless
3) How to Eat Rancid Meat and Survive
4) Recipes for the Homeless
5) Basic Anatomy
6) Observations on the Black Market for Human Organs
7) How to Steal all the Crude Surgery Tools you will ever need
8) Law 101: How to Prepare Your Defence
9) Surviving your first 100 days in Prison
10) The Great Escape

I'm trying to fly under the radar. I feel that a list like this might get me profiled as a vagrant homeless library-dwelling bum who plans to harvest human beings for food and/or profit.


JohnsonsJohnson posted:

Did you try getting disability when you started having health problems? Im not sure what your health problems are but you might wanna go down to the county building, get a case manager (who will suck, but you sound smart enough to give him/her some direction and motivation), start the process of getting disability (which does require persistence), work on getting some housing, some food assistance, all the while continuing your job search.

I have looked into it, but I haven't pursued it for several reason. For one, I wouldn't classify myself as disabled. I cannot do the physical jobs I used to do. I can't stand for eight straight hours, or work construction. I can still do office work or light physical work. If you ask me to pick up a 50-pound server and slide it into a rack, that's not a problem. Picking up 50-pound boxes eight hours a day is a different issue. It's also possible that my condition could improve, although it hasn't, so far. Additionally, I have a friend who has no cartilage in her knees, blood sugar in the 300s with her medicines, outrageously high blood pressure, and breast cancer, who is currently in her fourth year of trying to get $800/month in disability. She is for real disabled, and cannot possibly work, and she has lawyers working for her. I am certain I don't stand a chance of qualifying for anything.


notZaar posted:

I want to see some gross pics here. Time for this thread to pay out.

You asked for it. May contain toilets, blood, and/or feces:
:nms: :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/0q2gEnf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kp2bb8K.jpg
:nms: :nws:

The pictures above are very mild. That is by far the least blood I have left in a toilet in the last 30+ hours. Really, those are nothing. That's just some streaks on the toilet paper. Some of my other trips to the bathroom looked like scenes from Wes Craven movies. Man, I really regret that it didn't occur to me to take photos before someone asked. Holy poo poo, the things I could have shown you.


Sheep-Goats posted:

Health care in the US of A

This is pretty much all true. However, my state expanded Medicaid with the ACA (thanks, Obama!), and I am actually covered. However, since they moved me from "straight Medicaid" to one of the programs administered by a third party, I have had a lot of problems getting anything but emergency care. Before I lost my apartment, I got four letters in four weeks telling me, "Your primary care physician is leaving our network. Your new primary care physician is: [name]." Each time, my primary care physician from the previous letter was leaving the network. Apparently, their Medicaid plans are administered differently from their regular policies, because I can't get poo poo done on the phone with them. That's why I have this bizarre thing growing on my loving face. "You need to see a dermatologist right away." Thanks, Doctor. Now if you could only convince my insurance company that I exist...


Sheep-Goats posted:

Oh hey C-Horse. If I were still in Vegas I'd bring you some food or something. Good luck with your shits.

I'm going to post a link to this thread in the Vegas thread in T&T. Jay is the only reg in there that I'm aware of but lots of semiregular visitors stop by. I also know one goon in Vegas who has a regular programming job and I'll send him a PM for you (if he has plat).

E: I posted about your situation in the Vegas thread, in the poker thread, and PM'd the goon guy that I happened to know who codes for a living in Vegas. GL goon, hopefully someone can help you out a bit.

Also go get your benefit card started once you're better. They'll probably even do it for you at the hospital when they set up your medicaid. Ask for a social worker.

Thanks, man. Right now, I'd be too afraid to eat it, anyway. Like I mentioned, I do have Medicaid, but it's been a train wreck ever since they moved me off straight Medicaid. I can't even get refills on my prescriptions, because the emergency room doctors won't do it, and I can't get in to see a primary care physician. I am working on that.

If your buddy visits the Cavern of COBOL, he's probably already seen my post. here's the link, just in case: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3246449&pagenumber=19#post44970008 I'm sure my skills and experience won't blow anyone's socks off, but anything I don't know how to do, I can learn. I'm good at learning.


Drunk Nerds posted:

From the posting in GBS not E/N to the deadly diarrhea story to the can't-go-anywhere-despite-having-a-car-because-reasons, I get the feeling this is a work of fiction.

I have a car. I do not have money, which is used to purchase fuel, which is ignited inside the cylinders of the internal combustion engine to provide rotational power to drive the wheels, which cause the car to move. That's a pretty good "reasons." Everything I am posting in this thread is 100% true.


1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

Look into being a mercenary? A ton of mercenary gigs just want someone who gives no fucks to code in a tent in a desert. I know a couple people that do or have done it, it's fairly safe, probably no more moral quandaries than regular mercenaries and unlike desert homeless, it pays a poo poo load.

Just a thought. Best of luck either way.

Huh. Are there code mercenaries? I didn't know that.


gently caress the ROW posted:

I live in hope that its a live chatting the death of a goon thread, and hes going out in the best way... through his rear end in a top hat

It's this one, not the "fiction" one.


Edit: vv This person gets it

Pththya-lyi posted:

Without gas, a car can't go anywhere. You need money to pay for gas. According to this website, the cheapest gas in Las Vegas at the moment is $2.45 per gallon, and OP has $2 dollars to his name. Where can he go on less than a gallon of gas?

Centripetal Horse fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Sep 25, 2015

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Op, I live between Vegas and slc, so if you end up coming this way you're welcome to pit stop at our place for some food and a shower if you need it. Let's just agree in advance to a mutual no murder scenario.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Centripetal Horse posted:

I applied for food assistance. I think it is still pretty easy. However, I got a letter in the mail from the state office of welfare services telling me I had an interview on dd/mm/2015 that I needed to appear for. That letter came on dd+2/mm/2015. I was told I had to start the process over. My plan is to just show up at one of the offices next week and see if I can get it done same-day. That was on my agenda for yesterday, until I was crippled with sausage shits.

Yea, when I got food stamps in Las Vegas, I walked into their office downtown. It might be harder for you depending on how nice your car is. But it was pretty easy to walk in in the morning and fill out their paperwork. Then they gave an appointment with a case worker, often times the same day. It's surprisingly easy and I had food stamps enabled the next day.

Centripetal Horse posted:

I am not particularly near downtown, but I am sure I can find a way to get there. I didn't know there was much going on down there, except for one place at the Bonanza freeway entrance that always seems to have a ton of vagrants hanging about.

It's been several years since I managed to get enough money to get a bus ticket to get out of Las Vegas. But when I was homeless, there were several groups that gave out food at various times during the week and month. The 2 or 3 years I was on the streets, there was a group that gave out hot food in the mornings wednesday-saturday. Two days was rice (with stuff in it), one day was mac and cheese, and the other day they gave out spaghetti with some sort of meat. I honestly sustained myself very well just off of them.

The Rescue Mission also serves dinner every day. It regularly sucked but they usually had loaves of bread and bagels by the exit that were free to take.

Centripetal Horse posted:

Sure. I have walked into casinos and done my business. The problem is, I also need to be able to park my car and, like, live in it. That isn't easy to do near most casinos. I
could probably get away with hanging out in a sports book now and then, but I can't afford to travel back and forth from casinos. I am trying to find spots that give me reasonable access to both somewhere I won't get arrested or run off for sleeping in my car, and bathroom facilities.

Yea you got me there, my car got towed after the first 6 months or so and the last 3 years I spent just walking everywhere.

I can't tell if you've been in Vegas for a long time or not, but do you have any casinos that you never signed up for their rewards programs? You can do ok if you look around, quite a few casinos used to (and probably still do) just give out Free Play credits for joining their rewards.

Walter Reuthless
Oct 26, 2006

Problems on Purpose
Oh lord, OP, a friend of mine went through the same awfulness of the guts you're dealing with and uh it turned out he had a salmonella infection.

I dunno what you got but that sure is some blood. Is there no way you can get someone to take you to the ER? I'm pretty sure that counts as an emergency kind of problem at this point.

Hope things turn out okay.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
have you ever asked for a job at the library where you live
i mean, you literally live there, who would know the place better than you
the other vagrants seem to just stare at phones or clean a desk all day, and you are a computer expert

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Diet Poison posted:

Christ on sale. I don't even know how going to the hospital works without money in the States. Godspeed.

There are non-profit hospitals in the US that are required to take in people with medical emergencies who can't pay. Just about every major city has at least one. They're usually teaching/research hospitals, associated with universities.

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Sep 25, 2015

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

One time a coworker gave me a beverage filled with laxatives like on dumb and dumber and I pooped everywhere

Well that's my poop story thank you goodnight

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Police might give you a ride to an ER, serious post.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


serious case of the blood sharts

legion989
Jan 18, 2013
Are you the guy I have to constantly kick out of the building for whacking it to porn on the Public Internet Computers?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
he likes my bum pun :)

naem
May 29, 2011

Here are some positive vibes goon right here, itp (in this post)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


legion989 posted:

Are you the guy I have to constantly kick out of the building for whacking it to porn on the Public Internet Computers?

Obviously not, he has a laptop, hes the guy in the corner of the library jacking off.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
When I was young, I was homeless for a bit and I spent a lot of time at the library. After I got off work in the afternoon, I'd go straight to the library and dick around on the internet until they closed. Then I'd hang out at the Barnes & Noble across the street until they closed. Then I'd sneak into the empty apartment building that I was squatting in and sleep for a few hours. That was my daily routine for about six months until I said gently caress it and moved back to my hometown and went back to school. And that's my hobo library story.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Vastarien posted:

When I was young, I was homeless for a bit and I spent a lot of time at the library. After I got off work in the afternoon, I'd go straight to the library and dick around on the internet until they closed. Then I'd hang out at the Barnes & Noble across the street until they closed. Then I'd sneak into the empty apartment building that I was squatting in and sleep for a few hours. That was my daily routine for about six months until I said gently caress it and moved back to my hometown and went back to school. And that's my hobo library story.

any blood shart moments?

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Don't stress about the blood. All that has happens is you are tender from pressure and from lots of wiping and rough paper.

The red means its from your ring/roids. As opposed to dark from further up. Just keep up with the damp paper.

Rags / a bloodly poop sock would work too. And squatting where possible makes a difference also.

A little pump bottle of water, say a old deoderant bottle might be good for your toilet kit.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

peanut posted:

Police might give you a ride to an ER, serious post.

this. it's their job and it's way less of a burden on them and all the other public service types to give you a lift to the er now rather than need to get you there in an ambulance when you inevitably collapse on the pavement in front of the library with a bloody sausage spawned chest burster thing crawling from the wreckage of your anus.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

OP, I like your thread but I am concerned that you are going to die. Please go to the ER before you die.

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ninotoreS posted:

There are non-profit hospitals in the US that are required to take in people with medical emergencies who can't pay. Just about every major city has at least one. They're usually teaching/research hospitals, associated with universities.

"Required" is way the wrong word.

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