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I love Jesus Christ. Let's discuss what a kick a** guy Jesus was, is, and always will be! Wiki article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus
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Sep 23, 2015 02:19
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lol gay
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Sep 23, 2015 02:23
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Jesus christ I love you, yes I do
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Sep 23, 2015 02:27
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Dude came back from the dead, turned water in to wine and forgives you for all your earthly sins. 
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Sep 23, 2015 02:28
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Sep 23, 2015 02:28
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I prayed, o Lord, I prayed, as I've never prayed before, and I saw Jesus, and I heard the voice of the LORD, and the voice said: im gay
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Sep 23, 2015 02:29
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CJacobs posted:Jesus christ I love you, yes I do
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Sep 23, 2015 02:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81ibVbxkjnA
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Sep 23, 2015 02:31
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Pawn 17 posted:Dude came back from the dead, turned water in to wine and forgives you for all your earthly sins. That's so baller.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:32
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i worship him.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:32
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small hendren posted:That's so baller. that's so jesus
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Sep 23, 2015 02:34
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CJacobs posted:Jesus christ I love you, yes I do
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Sep 23, 2015 02:36
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Jesus died a virgin lol
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Sep 23, 2015 02:37
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Jesus Christ got me out of school a few times way back when so he is okay by me. Also his birthday is a holiday, doesn't get much better than that!
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Sep 23, 2015 02:38
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I had to enter a support ticket at work and the vendor that replied was named Jesus. He was pretty cool and helped solve my technical problem. I don't love him, but I appreciate the knowledge on the subject matter he had.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:38
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Nice namedrop thread Mods want to ban this chuckle gently caress?
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Sep 23, 2015 02:41
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he's an alright poster, a good 15 year veteran poster in fact. takes commitment to stay on this dying gay forum that long.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:42
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Jesus loving Christ
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Sep 23, 2015 02:43
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Nooner posted:Nice namedrop thread Is he in any way related to Raptor Jesus?
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Sep 23, 2015 02:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5p5z5CIxiA
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Sep 23, 2015 02:46
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The best part about Jesus is all his awesome music. Lord of the dance was a great hit.
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Sep 23, 2015 02:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_FLpbMmC4
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Sep 23, 2015 02:46
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small hendren posted:I love Jesus Christ. Let's discuss what a kick a** guy Jesus was, is, and always will be! lol yeah he's kickin his own rear end jesus loving christ
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Sep 23, 2015 02:51
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CJacobs posted:Jesus christ I love you, yes I do
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Sep 23, 2015 02:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
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Sep 23, 2015 03:26
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He loves you too OP. You know, if you're white that is.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:27
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Jesus is good (and may have had sex we don't know).
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Sep 23, 2015 03:29
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jesus was hung like THIS *spreads arms open,makes inch gesture w thumb and forefinger*
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Sep 23, 2015 03:35
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i mean its nice having him round and the sex is great but I don't if I really love him when it comes down to it
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Sep 23, 2015 03:35
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YouTube guy named Jesus Christ who speaks of the illuminati
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Sep 23, 2015 03:36
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well why don't you just marry him?
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Sep 23, 2015 03:38
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christians hate muslims yet worship brown middle eastern guy lol pwnd dumbshits
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Sep 23, 2015 03:42
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Luvcow posted:well why don't you just marry him? 
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Sep 23, 2015 03:44
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God is terrifying but thanks to the miracle of Christ we can enter into a loving relationship with him and that's very cool and great
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Sep 23, 2015 03:46
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Many times I found myself lost, feeling like God was not there, like i was alone in the world, like nothing mattered. I would fall into despair and hopelessness like I was forsaken at best or maybe just a meaningless blob of nothing. The beautiful thing about Christianity, unlike Judaism and Islam, is that through Christ, God personally experiences this himself. Nothing can really speak to the despair and agony and spiritual suffering that comes from feeling separated from God, it's literally hell Other religions speak about God being all knowing or all powerful, but it's in Christianity that God became man, suffered like we suffer, and was actually separated from himself on the cross, de centered, radically displaced. It's the event of God suffering like we do in our most desolate moments that allows us to emotionally understand the infinite love and grace that God has for his children "g.k. Chesterton posted:That a good man may have his back to the wall is no more than we knew already, but that God could have His back to the wall is a boast for all insurgents forever. Christianity is the only religion on earth that has felt that omnipotence made God incomplete. Christianity alone felt that God, to be wholly God, must have been a rebel as well as a king. Alone of all creeds, Christianity has added courage to the virtues of the Creator. For the only courage worth calling courage must necessarily mean that the soul passes a breaking point -- and does not break. In this indeed I approach a matter more dark and awful than it is easy to discuss; and I apologize in advance if any of my phrases fall wrong or seem irreverent touching a matter which the greatest saints and thinkers have justly feared to approach. But in the terrific tale of the Passion there is a distinct emotional suggestion that the author of all things (in some unthinkable way) went not only through agony, but through doubt. It is written, "Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." No; but the Lord thy God may tempt Himself; and it seems as if this was what happened in Gethsemane. In a garden Satan tempted man: and in a garden God tempted God. He passed in some superhuman manner through our human horror of pessimism. When the world shook and the sun was wiped out of heaven, it was not at the crucifixion, but at the cry from the cross: the cry which confessed that God was forsaken of God. And now let the revolutionists choose a creed from all the creeds and a god from all the gods of the world, carefully weighing all the gods of inevitable recurrence and of unalterable power. They will not find another god who has himself been in revolt. Nay (the matter grows too difficult for human speech), but let the atheists themselves choose a god. They will find only one divinity who ever uttered their isolation; only one religion in which God seemed for an instant to be an atheist.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:56
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i went to junior high with jesus and i used to push him down and fart in his backpack
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Sep 23, 2015 04:14
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i went to junior high with jesus and i used to push him down and fart in his backpack He forgives you.
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Sep 23, 2015 04:17
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Jesus was pretty dope TBH.
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Sep 23, 2015 04:19
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Sep 23, 2015 04:24
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jesus ftw
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Sep 23, 2015 04:27
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