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a hole-y ghost posted:Okay, thanks! How do I know which edition is the right one? Well the 1st edition was actually not very good and has a lot of outdated info. But any edition after that and you are good to go.
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Can you imagine when God was bangin Mary? I mean gods dick can be any size or shape he wants, right? Then he cuckholds Jesus his whole life just so he can sitteth on his hand. I mean that guy must have some fancy fuckin hands if Jesus didn't gently caress his whole life so he could get fingerbanged by his dad and have some quaint, but frankly useless magical powers in the earthly realm.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Can you imagine when God was bangin Mary? I mean gods dick can be any size or shape he wants, right? Then he cuckholds Jesus his whole life just so he can sitteth on his hand. I mean that guy must have some fancy fuckin hands if Jesus didn't gently caress his whole life so he could get fingerbanged by his dad and have some quaint, but frankly useless magical powers in the earthly realm. you don't know how to make a joke, do you?
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mdm posted:a tleast give him a clue you jackass Lol
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mdm posted:a tleast give him a clue you jackass Ah yes, the worship of Trigon.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you don't know how to make a joke, do you? Sorry, uh... Jesus pissed.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Sorry, uh... gonna take that as a yes
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Jesus is the best. He came not to destroy the law, but to fulfill it. 
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Apollodorus posted:Jesus is the best. alot of the law he came to fulfill had to do with bathing. Not real surprised that GBS isn't on the same page
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Anyone who beats money lenders is okay in my book.
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The North Tower posted:Anyone who beats money lenders is okay in my book. Jesus beat the money changers in the temple. No books talked about money lenders
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Is a money changer one of those guys at the airport behind the thick glass that turns dollars into monopoly money?
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InterFaced posted:Is a money changer one of those guys at the airport behind the thick glass that turns dollars into monopoly money? yup. as long as the airport isn't a temple, Jesus is A-OK with them
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The North Tower posted:Anyone who beats money lenders is okay in my book. Jesus was chill all the time, but he saw these assholes and was like "No."
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happy Yom Kippur not one letter of the law will pass away bitches
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iş şan was niuklahs, swe niuklahs rodida, swe niuklahs froş, swe niuklahs mitoda; bişe warş wair, barniskeins aflagida
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Coptic's are the best christians. They follow Jesus and keep to the laws he did all of the oriental orthodox churches are truer to original teachings of christ, copts/syriacs/ethiopians etc basically if ur really serious about being christian and ur church accepts chalcedon or beyond i have some bad news for u
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whoflungpoop posted:all of the oriental orthodox churches are truer to original teachings of christ, copts/syriacs/ethiopians etc copts are the original christians. All christians should follow jewish law
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Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world, upon us grant thy mercy Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world, upon us grant thy mercy Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world, give us thy peace and blessing
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whoflungpoop posted:all of the oriental orthodox churches are truer to original teachings of christ, copts/syriacs/ethiopians etc this is dangerously close to anti western terrorist speak my friend, watch ur back son
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Jesus is the way to my father's house
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Pivotal Lever posted:Jesus is the way to my father's house you're a mexican?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:copts are the original christians. All christians should follow jewish law I Love Jesus posted:not one letter of the law will pass away bitches
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whoflungpoop posted:tbh im surprised modern christian bibles dont have the relevant passages in matthew crossed out with a big NAH JK on the side King James rules all of America
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:King James rules all of America The old timey english helps remind people that English is God's language, which is comforting to know
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tbf i can see the temple's point as well as jesus's, palace economies were p common back then bc its the easiest way to control trade u got ppl coming in from all over, they're not gonna drag a goat or whatever along with them to sacrafice, so there's a burgeoning market for selling livestock to these ppl, and a need to exchange currency from different places, if the temple priests let it go on someplace else they're cutting off their own revenue stream and gold inlaid doors dont pay for themselves otoh just like atms and coffee shops in modern megachurches its tacky as gently caress
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mdm posted:The old timey english helps remind people that English is God's language, which is comforting to know truth
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whoflungpoop posted:tbf i can see the temple's point as well as jesus's, palace economies were p common back then bc its the easiest way to control trade It was literally Jesus throwing a hissy-fit that got him killed
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CJacobs posted:Jesus christ I love you, yes I do AHHHHHHAAAA LOVE YOU JEEE HEEE SAAAAASSS KKKEEEERRR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:It was literally Jesus throwing a hissy-fit that got him killed yeah jewish history has a long tradition of crazy outspoken prophets being protected, suffered and indulged but once u start screwing w enough ppl's money all bets are off
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I know this is a tall order but If Jesus Christ was a real dude and if this dude was chill, I'm ok with Jesus.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Levi_Laestadius this guy is the founder of the christian sect i grew up in, he's cool
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InterFaced posted:I know this is a tall order but If Jesus Christ was a real dude and if this dude was chill, I'm ok with Jesus. he was probably a couple of real dudes. They were chill.
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whoflungpoop posted:tbf i can see the temple's point as well as jesus's, palace economies were p common back then bc its the easiest way to control trade Number one college republican right here guys
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Number one college republican right here guys not sure, but she might have been making a long-winded joke
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Number one college republican right here guys I get it, I get jokes Durrrrrrrrrr
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Sorry I was distracted by trying to capture a stupid Ibis in mgs5 without killing fiddy men
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love is the answer stop buying stuff
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