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BottledBodhisvata posted:My girlfriend will leave me after tonight I know it gonna have to go gay my friend, the gays are no strangers to anal scarring
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free bags of Yog-Sothoth's dandruff co-starring delicious corn puff tubes or what mortals call "Extra Hot Flaming Cheetos" will be sent to the residences of all the United States presidential candidates in a mind-obliterating assassination plan that will leave the Dangerously Cheesy Party unopposed in the bid for presidency a lot of goons are going to be mad when they find out that Bernie Sanders did not save any bags of the hell-snacks for lower working class
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BottledBodhisvata posted:oh god there's something dead inside me Whats his name? 
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Putty posted:free bags of Yog-Sothoth's dandruff co-starring delicious corn puff tubes or what mortals call "Extra Hot Flaming Cheetos" will be sent to the residences of all the United States presidential candidates in a mind-obliterating assassination plan that will leave the Dangerously Cheesy Party unopposed in the bid for presidency whoa buddy LF had to go for a reason you know
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in a surprise to no one Chester will be the first and last fan-voted for DLC character for Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and 3DS, Reggie Fils-aime had no comment on the subject due to being petrified like a Pompeii corpse in cheese dust
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Sep 23, 2015 05:58
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cayenne pepper cant melt calloused buttholes
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Sep 23, 2015 06:00
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it feels like someone lit a firecracker in my rectum
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Sep 23, 2015 06:01
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Putty posted:it feels like someone lit a firecracker in my rectum thats the response I get when i'm licking a guy booty hole
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Sep 23, 2015 06:04
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Putty posted:it feels like someone lit a firecracker in my rectum They go in your MOUTH putty drat
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i tried to eat a box of Cheerios + Ancient Grains to fight fire with fire so to say, but it seems the primordial Cheetos predate the ancient grains as well as time itself now i both have a fiery rear end in a top hat and cannot stop vomiting scarabs, thanks a lot Fritos Lay how about you add the sweat from my volatile rear end in a top hat to your dumb chips flavor contest
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Sep 23, 2015 06:17
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This cool dude knows what's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNs-jAUi8A8
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Sep 23, 2015 06:24
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:I once had a business flight and my coworker decided to eat a bag of these en route. i didn't think much of this on the first page before i knew the consequences of the Demon rear end in a top hat Armageddon, but now i'm interested what did your friend name his new child? did you leave it in the desert and/or walmart? did the baby say anything about the ultimate end of everything that exists?
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Sep 23, 2015 06:30
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Bug Bill Murray posted:This cool dude knows what's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNs-jAUi8A8 this was literally the first reply to the thread
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Sep 23, 2015 06:34
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Wash them down with vodka and some pepperoni on the side. Your rear end in a top hat will become a calcified donut.
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Sep 23, 2015 06:37
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TEAYCHES posted:this was literally the first reply to the thread lol i'm retarded well posting again for page 2 because it's funny
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Sep 23, 2015 06:38
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Moridin920 posted:lol if you can't even handle spicy cheetos i love the taste of spicy food but my hosed up slav genes and their expectations of bland gruel have ruined my enjoyment of it in my later years in life; i suffer from extreme cramping, diarrhea, and intestinal ulcers when i eat spicy food so please enjoy it for me everyone im going to kill myself
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Spicy food is great but whatever horrendous maltodextrin-based hell they use to put in those cause me nothing but pain gently caress you, Frito Lay
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