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The Gooble Gubble Gonundrum: Sheldin does a bazingus on Lenerd that Lenderd can't forgive. This time he's moving in with penny for real! Meanwhile, Apu and Harold try to build a birdhouse, but they put robotic arms on the birdhouse and it starts to attack them. Meanwhile Penny is having trouble with her boobs. The Spider Specitation: Sheldon becomes trapped in his room by a big spider while the boys are out of town. Left to fend for himself, he's forced to choose between starving to death and eating his Star Wars memorabilia to stay alive. Harold Walowicz gets into an argument with Bernadette over the last donut, and the two have a trivia contest to see who will win. Penny eats the donut while the two are preoccupied. The Balloon Buturation: Sheldon babinguses Penny by tying hundreds of balloons to her while she is sleeping and she floats away, causing a crisis. Fed up with Sheldon and his Babinguses, Leners puts his foot down. Sheldon retaliates by drawing a line down the center of the apartment. Bernadette's voice raises three more octaves and dogs can be heard barking offscreen whenever she talks. Meanwhile Penny is held captive in a wilderness cabin by Amy Fara Fowler. The Fizzywinkle Falcuperation: This time, Apu pulls a babingus on Shellden! Shelden falls down an entire flight of stairs and Apu must nurse him back to health out of guilt. Penny checks into rehab while Lenoard plays games on his phone.
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bazinga bamboozle: 30 minutes of sheldon saying bazinga to a parrot
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shelbon make a big boom boom. everyone else is drat drat idiot.... he cross his arm: BINGAAA!!
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The Diorhheo Disastor Apu overdoses on Immodium and hasn't bambinoed in a week, he feels in innards shifting, desparate for escape. The gang all retreat to their respective labs to concoct what each of them claim in the best laxative. Lenerd makes a cocktail with roofies but that just makes Apu get Lenerd's babooey kablooey ("n'aw mean?" he asks the audience before the sex). Shelldon has low functioning autism and instead of helping sits in a small box like the japanese youtube cat videos (laugh here). Wayne or w/e the other guy is builds a rocket and is no help but drat if he don't look jewy. Apu guts bust and he dies with his insides as brown as his out. Fade to black as audience left to question if Penny really like Wayne or w/e
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The Comet Cuckastrophe a comet destroys the earth and the main cast members screw each other to repopulate the planet, with HILARIOUS results you wont want to miss this!!!!
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panny and lenny are in love. sheldon and skarnab get into mischief. TV-PG.
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Penny take "sexy serum" and take her pants down
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The Cupboard Continuum: Sheldon locks himself in the cupboard because of youtube comments. Lenerd and the others try to get him out, but only make the situation worse by welding the cupboard door closed by accident. Amy Fara Fowler shits herself and the laughtrack goes wild. In the end it turns out it was all a big babinga by Shelton.
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social vegan posted:The Diorhheo Disastor
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Tortle in a Full Shelldon Particle Accelerator The whole gang is laughing and having a good time, but Shelldon is not. Lenerd and Wayne say that's because Shelldon have the brain disease leaving him unable to comprehend human emotion like laughs or a good time instead god had better plans by stapling the extra chromosomes onto him that give him the good director's cut to lotr. Or is it, Apu asks, brown with disbelief. The gang looks closer realizing that Shelldon is a turtle, a son of the man from Master in Disguise, Dana Carvey shows up and hits on Penny. Unable to resist Dana Carvey's charm and vigor, Penny gently caress Dana Carvey, everybody gently caress Dana Carvey, a new generation of big bang babies form, coming to FX this fall
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wang does funny by grass mud horse covering the middle. when he returns to his homeland he disappears. TV-Y7.
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Sheldon has a problem in his dark matter Proton decay research. After Penny says doing a fitness routine she hates motivates her, Sheldon seeks to do the same with his anxiety level while he works. The guys enjoy irritating Sheldon when he asks them to do so, while he annoys the women when he tries to listen to their mindless girl talk. Sheldon becomes exhausted and hallucinates among other things. A frustrated Amy throws him out of her apartment when he focuses on his research and anxiety during their date night. On the bus home he hallucinates a man is really a mix of an Armadillo and Isaac Newton. Leonard and Penny are able to get an exhausted Sheldon to sleep after singing Soft Kitty to him. Sheldon is able to continue his research afterwards. Meanwhile, Howard has invented a game 'Emily or Cinnamon' where the rest of the friends try and guess whether an embarrassing quote from Raj was said to his girlfriend or his dog. Raj is annoyed, but Emily is okay with it, thinking it is sexy that Raj is sensitive. She kisses Raj and is turned off by the dog hair in his mouth.
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The same cucknundrum: Shelby and Leonald decide to finally settle the star wars vs. star trek debate once and for all. They post a white house online petition which quickly reaches the 100k cut off! Meanwhile, apu has to crash at wayne's and learns how overbearing his mom is, when she starts flirting with him that is! Act 3 features a guest appearance by mark hamill, jorge takei and president barack obama!
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The Deadly Dodecahedronism A hovering dodecahedron menaces Lenerd and orders him to do bad things. He begs Shelkton for help but Shelton just puts a babingus in him. Harold offers to help by building a robot, but it goes wrong and becomes tangled in Bernadette's hair. Meanwhile Penny meets Captain Star Trek at the supermarket and he hits on her which makes Amy Farah Fowler jealous. Amy tries to entice the Captain but drives him away by giving him fleas.
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We High, We Fly, You Know it (Ballin') After razzing on Wayne or Lenerd for being a filthy jew, the gang talks about their dream cast for a remake of the Fly the movie. Wayne or w/e finishes the conversation saying, "I sure am sad I can't cast Han Solo in the fly, hey do you guys think it's even possible to make a Flyman?". Lenerd, who i think is also jew? instantly sniffs a money making opportunity when he hears one and rushes off to the laboratory (he says something about Dee Dee as a deep cut to Dexter's Laboratory for all the nerdy fans of the tv show). After fiddling with his Transducer Beam rays he makes a machine that will make you half fly, or will it? Pay the jew and find out the sign reads. A local crew of skinheads, desperate for recognition in this crazy and fast paced world read the jew sign and are like we could by half fly nazis and play our third wave ska from the heavens above to the people below, though i am quite reticent (crowd laughs at the funny word) to give jew my gold but a little sacrifice goes a long way. Skinheads around the globe hear of this great idea through skinhead facebook and rush to chicago or where ever the people are and line up outside of Lenerd the jew's fly chamber which fails and kills everyone who enters the crwod sits back as lenerd eradicates the skinheads, the crowd laughs but is unsure if what is happening on the screen has a deeper meaning, tune into the after show, the big bang query starring ryan seacrest, to find out
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Where in the World is Shelldon!? Shelldon gets rained in at the lab on a Friday evening, he can't escape because the rain will set off his funny autism. Instead, Shelldon comes across a Where's Waldo book. "Waldo, you think you are so smug, wandering the world, lordy he even loses a shoe" (the crowd cannot contain itself) "but i'll find you Waldo, I will" (hahaha). Shelldon channels his mental illness on the book, little does he know it's a rare misprint where Waldo is missing from half of the puzzles. Shelldon forgets to eat and drink water and dies by Sunday. Shelldon is dead. The crowd thinks it's funny that Wayne says assburgers instead of aspbergers at the euology
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dad gay. so what posted:what in the dickens is going on in here?
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Sheldon walks into the room ahahaha and picks up a newspaper ahahaha and asks Penny what the weather's like ahahaha and Penny says go ahahaha outside you ahahaha loving autahahaha ismalahahaha faggahahaha ot
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Shell Den Sheldon realizes he's a turtle and retreats into his shell. He invites others into shell and it becomes their new home where wacky hijinks occur because only their heads fit in the shell.
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Mom mom comes to visit. hilarity ensues. romance subplot. bazinga.
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The Robotronic Mnemonic Howard builds a robot of himself to do his chores, but it turns out to be a better husband than he is and Barnadette kicks him out of the house so she can live with the robot instead! Dejected, Howard turns to the Lord Jesus Christ for help, but it turns out to be Shellden dressed up as Obi Wan! (Zabinga!) Apu and Howard team up to defeat the robot by confusing its logic circuits. Leonard and Penny try to have a romantic sailing vacation but end up bickering the whole time.
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Baby SHeldon Shelllldon realizes he's a baby while getting his diaper changed by boobs lady. He looks at the camera and barbangas the bazoolas then pisses all over lady's boobs. she's wearing a white t-shirt and you can almost see the boobs as it fades to black. angry yells from the audience.
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Sheldon touch peepee Bazinger Z
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In a Sheldon, cuckly: Sheldon grows a mustache and declares it to be the superior bazoingus to any other style. the ladies all argue over who gets to bazink the new shelby. the other guys get jealous and decide to drug shelby asleep and shave the mustache. they are too scared to do it sober so they drink and end up shaving all his facial hair. when shelby wakes up he sees his face and is convinced he's turning into a turtle! they watch Master of Disguise and shelby decides to join the turtle club. meanwhile leonald meets shelby's mom and shares a safe for tv kiss while the crowd woos. eventually nothing matters and everything reverts to the status quo because this is a 22 minute sitcom on network tv
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bazingo gongo bingo sheldon sheldon bazingos bongo lady audience laughs banzigos indian guy and fucks nerd girl while other guy banjos himself in the corner crying. laughter all throughout and moaning
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Came in thinking this was a mission hill thread... leaving disappointed. I hate you all
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12gaugelobotomy posted:Came in thinking this was a mission hill thread... leaving disappointed. I hate you all bazinga
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The Challenge Chalculation: Leonart issues a challenge: Shelton must go 24 hours without making a babingus! Can Shelton do it?? Apu and Howard almost kiss and spend the entire episode trying not to be gay. Everything they try is just more gay than usual. Amy Farah Fowler's skin starts flaking off in huge patches. She collects them in a bowl to be disposed of later, but penny mistakes them for tortilla chips and eats them all! Bernadette gets trapped inside a mirror by a screaming skull.
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The Splinter Schizmation: Shelton gets a splinter and demands to be taken to the auspital. It's like a regular hospital only for people who have autism spectrum disorder. St. Babingus Auspital is full of Shelton look-alikes who drive Penny and Lenerd to distraction. They accidentally take the wrong Sheldon home. Apu eats some bad curry and believes he has become Thor from the funnybooks. Howard and Bernadette spend the whole day helping to maintain the illusion that Apu is Thor because Leonard's mom warned them that the shock of finding out he is not really Thor could "kill Apu permanently."
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Applewhite posted:The Gooble Gubble Gonundrum: 5
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An attractive female, who happens to be REALLY smart and likes Star Trek shows up and everyone wants to date her. Turns out that she's actually a male-to-female transgender person and the gang has to decide whether or not they are bigots. The ethnic one has sex with her.
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The Kaczynski Theorem Sheldon enlists Penny to drive him to the post office so he can mail a letter bomb to his rival at the University. His plan is thwarted when he screws up a basic social interaction with the post office clerk. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's romantic getaway to Lake Tahoe is ruined by a drunken Raj who refuses to stop throwing empty liquor bottles at their condo's patio window.
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Would you say Big Bang Theory leaves you in a hot damned state, OP? The Pop Culture Paradigm The dudes of the gang are in a tizzy because of [contemporary thing viewed as nerdy]. Audience laughs. Penny curls her lip and fucks off with the girls. Audience whoops and laughs. The dudes gently caress it up somehow. Audience laughs uproariously. The girls are getting drunk and talking. Audience laughs. Amy gets drunk and can't take it anymore and starts fisting herself in sexual frustration. Audience starts to laugh, makes horrified noise. Bernadette screeches something. Audience tries to laugh. Raj's girlfriend turns out not to be joking and murders them all. Audience waits for dream sequence sting. There isn't one, bazinga.
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The Tintinnabulation Defenestration: Shepard and Landon argue over their roommate agreement for the umpteenth time and come to blows, however the weakness of their physiques prevents them from doing significant damage. The noise of the commotion summons Pammy and some random Roseanne castmembers who shame them for their hilarious nerdiness. Koothritz and Wollipolli try to come up with a b plot but fail as they do with everything in life. Fortunately for them that comic shop guy who's an even bigger loser shows up, so they throw him out the window. He fails to die. Every character on the show has mommy issues.
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