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Shangdumb decides he wants to win Minecraftp. He won't eat or sleep until he wins and the other blongders get all uppity and poo poo. To get him to stop Amy Farah Fawcett goes and shows him her borbs but BAZANGA Shankdan was actually streaming on Twatch! Sheepton gets all mad and poo poo that he's gonna get banned but ends up making like 500,000 bucks due to blossom's titties. She has to stay and show her boobs a bunch and Sherfdon tries to win Minecrap but he gets Twitchbanned and loses all the money. meanwhile the blonde girls with knockers get stuck in a constant low earthquake that causes their jugs to jiggle and it's considered the peak of comedy and jezabell.com explodes in anger for like the fifth time this week.
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Da baby bamboozle bazangle Leanoard is drss up like bad little dirty poo baby and sit in dress from momma penny and she want to spank him but his squishy diepy is to much for mom penny. Sheldan is play daddy and he spank. Bad baby leonard with a spoon and then he spank penny for being a bad gurl and not spank bad baby leanord. Jewboy suck india cock
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Hawking Radiator Shemdon tries to save money by using his Bitcoin mining rig to heat the apartment. Ammy notices the new setup and enquires what it's about. The rest of the episode is Sheldom ranting about fiat currency, obviously going off script, while Howard and Raj, looking increasingly uncomfortable, eventually silently stand and sidle out of the camera's field of view. Guest stars the cast of Two and A Half Men standing awkwardly in the corner of the screen for most of the episode.
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The Locomotion Infestation: While deepthroating his favorite model train (N-scale) Sheldon accidentally swallows the toy and it becomes lodged in his large intestine, causing him great pain. He refuses hospital treatment because "Hospitals? You mean the place full of germs? Bazingo!" *laugh track for eleven seconds* Luckily, this is a perfect chance for Howitzer to test his latest invention: an ultrasonic surgery machine. They point it at Shelton's guts and break up the train with "hypersonic rays" and Sheldon seems to be cured. That is until the next day when Shelton awakes in agony with grotesque lesions all over his body! A closer examination reveals Sheldon's flesh has become infested with tiny trains. They wriggle like maggots beneath his skin and worm their way through his organs. Leonard accidentally touches one and it burrows into his flesh. Only quick thinking by Penny (and a handy butcher's knife) saves Leonard from sharing Shelton's fate, but at the cost of his hand. The bing bongs can only watch in horror as tiny, fibrous train tracks weave their way around Shelton's body, enveloping him in some kind of cocoon. Weeks pass. Only Leaonard remains, standing a solitary vigil over his friend's cocoon. One day, Leners is awakened by a cracking, tearing sound. The chrysalis is opening! Has his friend finally returned? What emerges is a train engine the size of a large horse. It resembles a Thomas the Tank Engine toy train, but with Sheldon's leering face on the front. "Bazingo!" exclaims the ecstatic Sheltrain. Leonard screams and screams and screams. Applewhite fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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The Baboople Bibupple: The bing bongs' rent is due, but they can't play it because they've spent all their coins on Zeldas! Luckily, Sheldon figures out a trick to get infinite coins and the disaster is averted.
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The Call of Bazgooboo Shelrond and the gang train it down to New Orleans because Shlerond love train and Lynl recieved a strange package from his estranged Uncle detailing esoteric rituals that take place in New Orleans. When they arrive they meet up with the police officers that are acting as their escorts. They quickly store their things in the hotel they will be staying at before venturing out into one of the nearby swamps. It is night by the time they reach the destination, and they see locals from New Orleans dancing around a gigantic statue. Sheldonn clutchs his head in horror, one of the police officers passes out. Another is left vomiting. What they saw was they locals were dancing around a totem of a deity of ungodly and unfathomable proportions. Howard cries and Indian Man tries not to dance. After some investigating they are lead to go to Sydney, Australia. It happens to be at the same time as their Comic-Con there so its really hard to find the cultists they are looking for. They stop a few women dressed as french maids but alas none of them are cultists. Leonard cries as he can't control his boner around these mildly attractive women, Howard tries to group a cosplayer but it turns out to be a Cultist so he gets killed. Apu cries over his bloodied body and Shelmond and Lyco persue the Cultists onto a boat. They start chasing them with another boat until they accidentally summon Cthulhu. But it is no Cthulhu. It is Shelmond. As Leonard rams Cthulhu head with his boat he screams in an eldritch tongue "Bazgooboo!". Shelmond rematerialises on the boat next to leonard and leondar slaps him and says "its time to go home, firend." and they kiss but penny and autism girl are watching and it just gets them so hot and bothered they kiss too and it end up in a big orgy and then it show cthulhu with a big smile on his face as he sleeps on his cyclopian bed.
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Bowlcut jewish stereotype guy makes a computer program that steals all of the internet bitcoins while his big titty girlfriend learns she can control dogs with her voice. Indian stereotype guy learns that he can talk to women but only while alseep but now he is a smooth talker but he wakes to find it all a dream. Autistic stereotype guy has a wet dream about the frumpy grownup blossom and dies of starvation since he cannot leave his bed. Darlene's boyfriend finally lerns how many ccs of saline are in Kelly Coconuts coconuts Baboingo
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The Save State While testing out his new hand-free computer interface that uses EEG sensor input, Sheldon's consciousness is accidentally transferred into his computer. He manages to get Penny's attention by operating the console and speakers to produce text and rudimentary, if garbled, speech, and tells her to upload his consciousness to the internet so that he can become, effectively, the immortal and omniscient Bourne Again Shelldon. However she is not able to do so as she doesn't know how to use Linux. Howard jokingly tells her "fdisk /dev/sda", but before he can clarify she types the command, formatting the drive and erasing Shealdon from existence. He is never mentioned on the series again.
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Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind Representatives of an alien civilization arrive in the Solar System. Sensing a massive concentration of pure intelligence in the apartment building of the four nerds they teleport in to make first contact, but the gang's social awkwardness prevents them from looking the aliens in the eyes or saying anything. Eventually Penny begins to speak with the aliens but they take her idiocy as a personal affront. Right as they are about to leave Sheldon pranks them by hijacking their navigation computers to rickroll their entire mothership. Added to which, his cry of "Bazinga", a vulgar slur in the aliens' native speech, results in the annihilation of the human race.
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amy wants to do the bazynga with sherman but sherman has never seen a naked lady before and doesn't want aym to know so he goes to a art class but the lady model (lena dunham) scares him off women and sex foever also lenerd and penny squabble a bunch over bullshit. the hindude wonders why hes not just the only minority on this show but on cbs in general but is quickly replaced by guest star john cen a and no one is the wiser. finally the other blond with huge titties puts out enough to make you think about it but not enough to actually say sure i'd hit that
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I'm too sober and Netflixy to get anything but since dogguy is writing this its either gonna go gold or get gassed. POSTING FOR POSTERITY EITHER DIRECTION.
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The Dove Tail Joint shelldone eats a bag of salted peanuts and leaves greasy door knobs around the labs. black rimmed glasses guy gets grossed out from the greasy door knobs, but secretly smells his fingers when he is alone. the ethnic one discovers myfreecams and falls in love with a pink haired teen from nebraska. burns through all the grant money buying stuff from her amazon wish list and tipping her for gaping her bum. the jew guy watches netflix with his wife. he wants sex but she has a deadline to do for work. he jacks off to sissy trainer videos. the blonde has a kale shake and walks around with her tits out.
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Carl Sega System jew guy buys an old sega master system from ebay. plays sonic and nhl 95. his wife wants sex but he wants to video game. she storms out and finds the ethnic one kissing a body pillow in his subaru outback in the building's carpark. black rimmed glasses guy joins a crossfit box to impress the blonde one. he gets dominated by whey gulping meatheads. he comes home upset. his wife says it's what inside that counts. sheldone comes out from the back room and says something about reality being an illusion and that we don't actually exist and that we are trapped in the cycle of samara. where it is our goal to become enlightened to help other sentient beings escape this cycle. he then does an overhead kettlebell squat, calls glassesman a human being, the blonde a malignant oval office then winks to camera B and says bazingal! black screen. created by chuck berry
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Some poo poo by Tyler Perry ripped off from 80s TV <<insert anything here>>
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Bawitaba a big bang a theory said biggy diggy bangy said up jump the theory
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Joe beats the living poo poo out of Matthew Really, thats it. Joe Rogan makes Andy Dick bleed for our amusement and his pleasure. When the flow starts to ebb, he finds a new place to target. S5:E1
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Once again with Mrs. Sheldon's Mom A real corker of an episode. Sheldon's mother comes to visit, and as we bag bag thesis' fans' know, they've always had a tense relationship! Meanwhile, Ragg and Penny decide to give Delores a makeover after a jerk in a movie theatre says she has fat ankles! Shelmon's mother is getting on his nerves again, and uses the deep-seeded sexual tension between the two to manipulate him into give her the last slice of Sheldon's special "The Martian Opening Weekend" party cake! Sheldon just hates when someone is able to get under their skin like that! Penny is able to completely change Delores's look, but because of her colour blindness accidentally assigns Delores mis-matching colours. Raj demonstrates his metrosexual prowess and tears Penny's outfit for Delores apart. The two argue and the claws come out! Meanwhile at home, Sheldon's mother has slept with Leonard, and she walks through the living room wearing just a nightgown. Leonard looks up from his World of Warcraf and see's her bend over to get a beer out the fridge. He watches her silently, thinking she is unaware of of his presence. He hastily types to his guild members that his roommate is trying to steal his mom!! she hears his typing though, and saunters over to him, asking if "baby wants a beer". She runs a tongue along the spout of the beer, Sheldon's eyes growing wider. "Mom!" he shouts, closing his laptop and running out. He turns around and says "you know you always do these things to embarrass me!" to which she replies "you can't say you aren't hapy to see me Sheldon. You're always happy to see me, but you can never touch me. No matter how much you want to, I'll never let someone like you touch me". Huge laugh from the crowd! Delores runs into the jerk from the theatre, and Raj and Penny tell her to get back. Delores tries to show off her sexy new outifit, but the jerk doesn't care. Delores decides to be who she is and tears the jerk apart! Ragj and Penny accept they don't have the right to change someone and they all get ice cream. sheldon overhears his mother and leonard having sex in the next room - to annoy her son, she's actually shouting "Oh Sheldon" during sex! She says things that she knows will annoy him like "You're so much bigger than you're dad" and "I won't ever leave like him" - this really gets his goat! Eventually sheldon puts earbuds in his ears and uses a fingernail slipper to puncture a line of skin up his arm, calming him down. The next morning, as sheldons mother leaves, Leonard says goodbye and sheldon throws him a nasty look. In the hallway sheldon runs out and asks his mom why she always does these things. Momma sheldon just gives a playful wink and tells Shelmon he's been good - and to check his phone. Sheldon looks and he says "oh my god, you said Ive never get to see these!" - that's right, she finally sent him the pictures of her in the lingerie from his tenth birthday! The culmination of years of build finally explodes and the two share a passionate kiss outside the apartment as Sheldon's arm wound opens up again and hilariously bleeds over the two of them. Cue credits
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This is how we Bazin Penny watch katy perry bideo and leonardo gets it caught in his head. he end up watchin video of it on Vimeo™, the premium way to enjoy music videos™, and he get realy confuse when Aretha Franklin is flashed in the middle of a song. All da boiz get drawn into researchin it and then jew boy does nic cage impersonation as they get more consipiracy related and the STEAL THE GOOGLEDOC OF INDEPENDENTS!! [laugh track for 15 mins]. Other blonde gurl who is not pen walk in singing song from the 60's and then they finally work out why it is shown lol! women r00le!  they all dance to the song at the end and henry twerks (LOL!). Required reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk
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Freud Shartin accidentally eats a bunch of testosterone laced cookies, having a sex drive for the first time in his miserable life Shamdin fucks the closest woman to him, but it's HIS MOM! BANDINGUS! Knowing he pulled the biggest, baddest banfinkus of his life he goes to massive lengths to hide the shameful incestuous liaison from Lenrad, Prenny, Haji, Shlomo and the frumpy nerd girl. But Shardon's mom let's it loose to Shlomo. Surdin, fearing that he will be arrested and bandinkdicked in prison decides to silence them both, permanently. Unfortunately Penisy walks in on him doing the murderous deed, so he has to kill her as well. PANPINGUS! The episode ends with the police finding the bodies in Surdin's freezer and he dies when they shoot him as he charges them with a plastic lightsaber dildo and a toy phaser. Lennard sees it live on the news and weeps, let he is fully erect.
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Jukeboxblues posted:This is how we Bazin i forgot to mention the song she was singing was "respect" by Aretha Franklin (r-e-s-e-p-c-t-l-m-n-o-p, find out what it mean to me!!)
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KiteAuraan posted:Freud I remember this one, it was a real corker! I almost choked on my milk when I watched it from the laughs!!
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The Rivalry Equation: The Elmer Fudd voice guy challenges Sheldon to the ultimate bazingo. Shelters can't decline without losing face, but the stakes are too high; if Fudd wins, he gets Amy Farah Fouler forever! Luckily, Wil Wheaton shows up to help. Together, Shelton and Wheaton are able to make a bazingus so big that Fudd is humiliated permanently until the next episode. Raja and Howerd try to build a transformer in the garage but it folds up unexpectedly with them inside and they become trapped until Bernardina comes home.
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sherndarn accidentallly invents a world where tumblr is president. Shelldumb is lynched for being a white male and then lenord is also lynched for being a white male. Hindude is spared but told to turn gay. president tumblr isn't sure what to do with the jew bowl cut one on hand jews are hated worldwide which means tumblr likes them but they canceled tumblr's favorite cartoon since jews run hollywod so tumblr hates them. president tumbler says howord and hindude have to get gay married and pregnant and they somehow do this but it doesnt matter as chinarussia invades in real life and all tv is replaced with The Stalin Mao Hour. Peyton Maning walks in and says bazonga watch the nfl on cbs
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KiteAuraan posted:Freud Is that how that plotline ended? I stopped watching after a while. I really liked: The Dog Dick Diatribe Shaka and Levi are out at the mall when they both see a dog and are inexplicably drawn to it. The episode follows shelder and Lumpy at ground-level as they slither along the floor looking up at the dog's testicles with their mouths agape. At the end of the episode the camera pans up and the owner of the dog is SHELMO'S MOM! Shekkle looks at the camera and says "So that' why I liked it!" lol
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Sheldon is watching reruns on TBS with Amy and Leonard when an old episode of Roseanne comes on. Sheldon remarks that Leonard looks a lot like Becky's boyfriend. A laugh track plays as the actors sit uncomfortably waiting for it to end. It does not. After 11 hours of this, the actors begin to visibly go insane and try to exit the stage. They open the front door only to see an endless, fiery hellscape. They close the door and the laugh track stops. A director screams at the actors to continue with the scene. They are watching TV again and the Blossom theme starts playing through the speakers. Sheldon looks at Amy in terror and then at Leonard, as both begin to laugh along with a now demonic sounding laugh track. Sheldon leaps from the couch and runs through the door into the Hell fires raging outside, immediately bursting into flames as his screams are washed out by the laugh track. Jim Parsons awakes in a mental hospital, covered in sweat. "Mr. Parsons," says a doctor. "You were just having a bad dream." Two orderlies come in and grab Parsons. He looks at their faces in sheer horror as he realizes the two orderlies are Howard and Rajeesh. He looks at the camera and says BAZINGA! Penny can't find a bra that fits. TV-MA Obligatory Handle fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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glad ive never seen what clearly is a terrible waste of time
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Mawwiage Linux and Pingas are happily married following the smash season opener. But it's not long before BAHINZGA! hits their marriage. Penne cucks L. Ron WITH GOKU! Worse still, she tells Shartman while drinking a pumpkin spice latte. Surfden cannot keep this terrible secret from his friend though so he tells Lenny at Five Guys, Burgers and Fries. Lenrnd is shocked by this and confronts Penny, WHILE SHE IS HAVING SEX WITH GOKU! BAJENGA! Lenard dies to a kamehameha, while Sheldun watches. He can only whisper in response, im gay.
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Shaldrom becomes a Sociol Science Shaldrom taks un grabuate lectura en sociol sciense of socialogy. He den axes his friens bartholomew, indian, and jewish if they also think is dumb. Bartholomew says yes. Wild loud laugh trak. Indian and Jewish talk about the israeli-palestine conflict like da smartest tha they is. Wen Shaldrom goes bak 2 lectura nects week and asks about teh israeli-palestine conflict. Professor tells Shaldrom that class is bout social stratification in rural america. Laugh trak for 15 seconds. Shaldrom goes home to see Bartholomew and his girlfriend Pasta eating supper made of science. They are watching science on the BBC. Laugh trak. Credits.
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C. Everett Koop posted:sherndarn accidentallly invents a world where tumblr is president. Shelldumb is lynched for being a white male and then lenord is also lynched for being a white male. Hindude is spared but told to turn gay. president tumblr isn't sure what to do with the jew bowl cut one on hand jews are hated worldwide which means tumblr likes them but they canceled tumblr's favorite cartoon since jews run hollywod so tumblr hates them. president tumbler says howord and hindude have to get gay married and pregnant and they somehow do this but it doesnt matter as chinarussia invades in real life and all tv is replaced with The Stalin Mao Hour.
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The Poopsplosion Trajectory Cinnamon the dag steals Sheldor's kung po chicken and subsequently has a massive poopsplosion on the stairs, causing Len, Raj and Howe to slip and and break their necks to death. Pen, Ben and AFF move in with Sheldor, who remains completely unmoved by the very slight tragedy. The girls exploit Sheldor's genius by forcing him to invent cool stuff like robot boyfriends and an improved sybian machine that causes the girls to declare the singularity has finally been reached. The girls become bazillionaires. Alison Janney joins the cast as Sheldor's real birth mother and becomes a bazillionaire by dealing a genetically modified strain of weed Sheldor had been growing in the lift shaft. You're welcome, Chuck Lorre.
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The Herzwald Holomatrix: Sheldis creates an equation that proves Star Wars is better than Star Trek, but he's torn between publishing it for fame and fortune or hiding the evidence to protect the reputation of his favorite show, the stress of hiding the truth causes him to bazingus uncontrollably. Lenerd can't get any sleep!
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The Appreciation Station penny has had enuff of shildors bazuba and she murders him with a chainsaw. laugh track. Then she cleans up the apartment and cooks his flesh into barbeque and brings it to Leoard who asks her what the yummy meat is. Penny smiles and says, 'I'm afrayd if I told you what it was, you wouldn't even try it.' Laugh truck. Meanwhile Razz pisses himself in fear when a woman he doesn't kno approaches him to ask when the bus arrives. He already stinks like curry tho so no one notices. Laugh trac. Bernaderp gets suspicious when Shildork won't answer his phone until Penny reminds her that she put cholera germs on his phone so he put it in the autoclave. Laugh trank. Mayim Bialik does some science; this is never explained. L>aff troop. Benny and Berkaderk drink tequila and joke about being lezzies together, but oh noes! In her drunkness Penny confesses to the murder! Laugh trick. Rizzo gets home from the bus and his hair is splattered with hobo cum; no one comments on this. He freezes up seeing not one, but TWO women in his apartment, one of whom just admitted she killed his friend! He groans and grabs his junk, pissing some more. Laugh track. Leonard throws up in the sink. Mayim Bialik fucks him with a bunsen burner. Laughtrack; end of episode.
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Wingus, Dingus and the Dingo Babingo Rayj and Hovverd have to take care of a baby. The very idea of this causes the audience to erupt with cretinous laughter. A shocking twist happens when they return from a factually incorrect discussion about physics to discover nothing but blood and viscera remain. Hovward says "A dingo ate my baby" and if you listen carefully to the laughtrack you can hear bodies hitting the floor as many of the crowd guffaw themselves into unconsciousness. It turns out that it was all one of Sheletor's famous babingoes! In fact, he was the one who released a feral, starving dingo into the apartment set, because he is dangerously mentally ill. Sobbing and screaming is drowned by the ceaseless laughter in the hell that the studio audience are eternally damned to endure. Pennej is diagnosed with breast cancer and gets a double mastectomy.
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the Big Bang theory Rag worships an elephant with lots of arm, the audience laughs. Raj cooks a curry, the audience goes ballistic. Rajh has the borders of his apartment shoddily drawn by Sherman, the audience hoots with glee. rajgjh looks into the camera and says "my skin is brown and I am from India", 12 Emmys
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Calico Heart posted:the Big Bang theory A very special episode about race.
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The Boobylicious Bazinga Just 30 mins of penne and berndett showing their boobs. Since amie farrah faucet is hella jewish she cant add hoow boobs so not used.
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The Star Wars Star Search As the new Star Wars movie prepares to release, the gang enters a contest, which requires them to create a viral video, in order to win tickets to the premier. Penny suggests dressing kitties up and reenacting famous scenes from the movies, but is quickly dismissed by the group. Amy helps Bernadette overcome a secret phobia of small and furry critters, which has been exposed thanks to an erroneously placed Ewok doll. Sheldon wants to make technical videos detailing the creation of actual lightsabers; meanwhile, Leonard wants to create detailed special effects and costuming. Howard suggests a comedy rap. Raj does a Yoda impression. Eventually the guys combine all the ideas in an intricate musical number that gets 40 views on youtube. It is revealed that Penny won the contest with her own video, and gives the tickets to the boys in exchange for some dumb poo poo.
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