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Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The black-ish premiere is on fire so far.

"It was arguably Denzel's best work!"

# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 02:44

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:49

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

thrawn527 posted:

Black-ish premiere was firing on all cylinders. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.

"What's the other kind?"
"Rosie Perez."

"He's such a disappointment" killed me.

As did "Talk to you later, slut!" Rainbow is consistently the best.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 17:36

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Blender nunchuks!

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 02:34

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

"Bribed an ambassador to get them off separate but equally gruesome murder charges..."

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 02:39

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

"God is everywhere! Except WNBA games. Nobody watches those."

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 02:40

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Culturally.

EDIT: "There's no take-backs at black church."

"That does sound like a real, established rule."

Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Oct 22, 2015

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 02:47

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Help your mother! You have 30 seconds to comply!

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 02:00

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Andrea Martin on Modern Family! A week after Catherine O'Hara.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 03:07

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Zero One posted:

What a dumb cop-out to Andy's story.

Yeah that was too easy.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 03:32

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It's been a while since we've seen Larry Fishburne on the show, hasn't it?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 03:33

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I hate Church's Chicken. Don't get me wrong, it's chicken. It's fried in delicious batter. Yet, I hate it.

Whom nobody can renounce!

# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 03:55

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I'm an omelette, it's your birthday...

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 03:02

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Six?! You could have won with four!

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 03:25

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Gurkle got pipes!

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 03:37

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

You moved to LA because of that hit and run!

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 03:42

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

"Call the police! But before they come, you better make sure they know that a black man owns this house!"

# ¿ Feb 18, 2016 03:55

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Oh God some dark humor about them forgetting which incident of brutality was which. Bold.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2016 03:34

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Yeah so far it's kinda funny. And I like the "multi-camera" gag.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 03:46

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The entire episode is gonna be a sports documentary? This rules.

AND W'S!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 02:34

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:49

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

It's such a relief just to be sexy.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 02:47

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