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Some of our old IP's are stagnating and if we don't do something with them soon, we'll lose the rights. I need ideas, people. I'll get us started... #backtothefuture Jaden Smith is Marty McFly in this remake of the 1980's classic. Jaden will bring in the urban market. Let's go ahead and get started on the hip-hop cover of Johnny B. Goode. I want it on top 40 radio for at least 3 months before the movie is released. Get Ford and Chevy on the phone. See who wants to provide our new DeLorean. Let's punch up the incest storyline a bit. Maybe the mom gives Marty a handy this time. We need something for fans of the original movie. Has Fox got the shakes under control? See if he'd be up for a cameo. I've got Sam Jackson tabbed for Doc Brown. "1.21 motherfucking gigawatts!" - think we can get away with that on the movie poster? What have you got for me? Prequels, sequels, remakes. Let's hear it! Original ideas? Okay, as long as we can fast-track 'em.
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"i'll be gay"
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The Last Stand A handful of surviving enlightened men fight back agains t impossible odds as the world and a haord of brainwashed zombies converges on them and attempts to destroy all things pure and holy that still remain in this world Based on the true story of #gamergate
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Sep 24, 2015 01:59
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a superhero movie. are there any ips that haven't been bought up yet?
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Sep 24, 2015 01:59
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Adam Sandler hangs out with Kevin James and others
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Sep 24, 2015 02:01
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After The Apocalypse, Bearded Men Will Rule the Villages the apocalypse, it will be every man, woman, and child for themselves. It will be wise to form clans. Bearded men will have the strongest clans. They will freely roam from village to village, taking whatever they want. And what they'll want is to have their way with your wife. There won't be much you can do about. Your wife will likely get pregnant from the numerous encounters. You'll wait nervously as the village shaman delivers the baby. There's a slight chance that it's yours. When the shaman steps out of the tent, he announces that your wife gave birth to healthy bearded baby boy. It's not your son, but you'll still support him financially anyway. The men of the village will line up outside your door to suckle your wife's breasts for sustenance. But one of the men is already well-fed, and only shows up because he's a pervert. How will you deal with this pervert? The men will complain about the aftertaste of your wife's breast milk. You yourself will try to suckle her, but she'll slap your face and insist that her milk is for the baby. The bearded baby that isn't yours.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:02
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The Cuckening Xenoestrogens slowly turn our protagonist, Jonah Hill, into an impotent beta male who is unable to satisfy his wife. His new next door neighbors, an African-American couple, are very friendly but Jonah suspects that his wife is having sex with the man. His fears become true--he is become Cuck.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:07
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I've got four words for you... Channing Tatum As Jesus
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Sep 24, 2015 02:07
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Cacator posted:Adam Sandler hangs out with Kevin James and others but this time with full penetration
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Sep 24, 2015 02:08
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A slasher movie where the slasher is a eunuch whose choice of prey is women who have been raped in the past. It should be written in a way that from a cursory glance feminists will consider it to be empowering, but if examined with the slightest bit of critical thinking it becomes clear that the message is that women are cunts and violence is cool made for a budget of $500 and retitled with an irrelevant name after being sold to troma
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Sep 24, 2015 02:13
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How about a prequel to hook
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Sep 24, 2015 02:14
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We're long overdue for a Howard The Duck reboot.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:15
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"It's like Jaws... in space!" ACtual line used when trying to get the studio to make Alien
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Sep 24, 2015 02:20
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off but all he does it all Cam a human being while playing Halo. Slone is some porn star he jacks it to on RedTube.
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Sep 24, 2015 02:44
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A prequel to ferris bullers day off
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Sep 24, 2015 02:46
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lets be friends and have fun together
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Sep 24, 2015 02:57
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Police Academy 9
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The Man Out of Time All the clocks on Earth have been stolen and it's up to Hector Ajax to get them back before time runs out!
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Sep 24, 2015 03:11
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are zombies still cool? let's do a zombie movie for a new generation
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Outpost22 posted:are zombies still cool? let's do a zombie movie for a new generation We've done slow zombies and fast zombies lets do skate boardin zombies or xbox or whatever kids do these days type of zombies
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karma_coma posted:We've done slow zombies and fast zombies lets do skate boardin zombies or xbox or whatever kids do these days type of zombies surf zombies or surf nina zombies
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Sep 24, 2015 03:59
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its a movie where op shuts the gently caress up and everyone is happy about it
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Sep 24, 2015 04:00
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remake of Tommy Boy with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum
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Sep 24, 2015 04:00
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Spider-Man? How about Spider-Woman
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Buttfucking It's a movie abuot buttfuckign—but its a chick flick its basically chicks talkin bout guys weird sex poo poo and make sure to put some buttufking stories in there
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Sep 24, 2015 04:02
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Windows 98 posted:Spider-Man? How about Spider-Woman It's been done 
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Sep 24, 2015 04:09
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Team movies are the way to go, whether it's The Avengers, the Justice League, the Incredibles, or the Fantastic Four - people love teams. What if our team was Pets with super powers?
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Sep 24, 2015 04:41
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i love money but hate risk so for the love of god please pitch an IP with a pre-existing fanbase and write a really safe script warm feelings of nostalgia will obscure the bland taste
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we need to have a scene in shanghai to make it appealing to the chinese market
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I think the mighty ducks are due for a comeback what's emilio estevas up to these days
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WarGames remake 'iWarGames" where a rogue ios app accesses the WOPR
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:The Cuckening 
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Deutschland Jihad directed by Michael Bay It's October 2016 and hundreds of thousands of Syrians have immigrated to Germany and though some are struggling to make ends meet they seem happy to be away from ISIL. However, short wave enthusiast, and American expatriate, Collin Slamfist intercepts what seems to be a call for Jihad during the Halloween celebration. It seems that the exodus from the middle east wasn't to get away from ISIS, but to plant jihadists everywhere. Cut to scene on Halloween night: Two doors down from Collin, a group of children ring the doorbell and an older gentleman comes to the door with a bowl of candy. When he opens the door, he is greeted by three kids dressed as suicide bombers who all say Allahu Akbar as they explode leaving themselves and the old man in a pile of rubble littered with the Necco wafers he was about to give them. Collin (played by Steven Seagal) , hearing the explosion, realizes the transmission he intercepted was legit and begins hearing more explosions in the distance. Flashbacks begin showing that the old man who was just killed was Collin's martial arts mentor. Collin then begins calling some acquaintances including explosives expert Nicky Nine-fingers (Jason Statham), his old military buddy Fish (Steve Buscemi), and mercenary Ace (Mark Wahlberg). Police are doing what they can, but it will be hours before the military can mobilize and send help so Collin and his team of misfits take matters into their own hands. 45 minutes of asskicking, explosions and bickering between Nicky and Fish ensue. Then, comes a showdown between Collin and the main jihadist, Mohammed. Seagal roundhouses him onto a pile of dead jihadists that they immobilized, sprints to safety as Statham makes a cell phone call that triggers the dead jihadists bombs and blows them sky high. Credits roll Outakes show Buscemi in NYFD gear putting out the fire from the smoldering jihadists. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 05:10
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it's time. time for "Street Sharks: The Sharkening" ride the wave of ironic 90s nostalgia in this CGI / live action mix of excitement with everyone's favorite street sharks. one is a wisecracking cool dude everyones gon love we can start with their origin story, which is uhhhh no one loving remembers but whatever LETS DO THIS poo poo
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Ferris Bueller Takes A Personal Holiday - Matthew Broderick reprises his role as a middle aged Bueller and reconnects with his irreverent former self while trying to connect with his son (Jaden Smith). Also, Channing Tatum is John Shaft. Jonah Hill as Bumpy. Ice Cube Lt. Androzi.
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Sep 24, 2015 05:21
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Let's Reboot "The Mummy"
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Sep 24, 2015 05:24
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FuriousGeorge posted:I've got four words for you... Starring Jennifer Lawrence as Mary Magdalene, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Judas Iscariot, and Morgan Freeman as God.
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Sep 24, 2015 05:27
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the forever war This is so frisking relevant right now and good and insightful and badass I can't understand how it hasn't been made into a film yet the time is MEOW
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Sep 24, 2015 05:30
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Mange Mite posted:A prequel to ferris bullers day off Ferris Bueller's Gay-Off Ferris and Cam host a rainbow party. Hijinks ensue when Cam borrows his mom's expensive lipstick.
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A movie where a vigilante murders corporate executives for an hour and a half. Film closes with him(or her) buying more ammo.
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