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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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But I still want to buy weed off her. I don't want my hook up ruined. I don't know many other people selling weed and am too afraid to be the old guy asking teenagers he doesn't know for pot.

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fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
since when does ur mom sell weed op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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fivethree posted:

since when does ur mom sell weed op

My mom doesn't sell weed but idk where she gets it from. It's always Mexican brick garbage. She needs a better dealer too.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you're 25 going on 19, go ask some teens for weed

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
stop sticking your penis inside her OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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symbolic posted:

you're 25 going on 19, go ask some teens for weed

She is 18. She's already a teenager that I feel creepy buying from. I don't think I could handle actual strangers.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Where do you live? I'm assuming you can't just get a card...

Why don't you wanna gently caress her? Is she really that ugly that you can't throw her a bone?

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
Just don't approach the topic, or say I only get crazy on ecstasy or something. Alternatively let her know you are celibate.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



why dont you go gently caress her but then make sure you can't get it up

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
just tell her




im gay

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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The only other dude I know lives 25 minutes away and is involved with gangs and it's kinda sketchy ( I met him through some court ordered violence rehab program)

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
where do you live OP

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

spacejew posted:

Just don't approach the topic, or say I only get crazy on ecstasy or something. Alternatively let her know you are celibate.
this is pro advice. free ecstasy!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Windows 98 posted:

She is 18. She's already a teenager that I feel creepy buying from. I don't think I could handle actual strangers.
grown your own weed you pussy

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
in the history of things that didn't happen nothing has not happened as much as this has

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sleeveless posted:

in the history of things that didn't happen nothing has not happened as much as this has

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Moridin920 posted:

Why don't you wanna gently caress her? Is she really that ugly that you can't throw her a bone?

No, she's definitely a 10/10. I'm in a relationship with someone that I love very much and have no desire to cheat on her. Also I'm way older.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
So just tell her that; what's the problem?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Windows 98 posted:

No, she's definitely a 10/10. I'm in a relationship with someone that I love very much and have no desire to cheat on her. Also I'm way older.

lmao wuss

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Windows 98 posted:

But I still want to buy weed off her. I don't want my hook up ruined. I don't know many other people selling weed and am too afraid to be the old guy asking teenagers he doesn't know for pot.

Hook up to keep your hook up

quote:

No, she's definitely a 10/10. I'm in a relationship with someone that I love very much and have no desire to cheat on her. Also I'm way older.

Uhhh then tell her you don't want to cheat? Most people are cool with that, even dumb 18 year old weed dealers

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Have a 3way with her and your gf

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
sorry to hear about your tough problem OP goondelences

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Nooner posted:

Have a 3way with her and your gf

this seems like a fair compromise

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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TEAYCHES posted:

lmao wuss

stfu THS

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

jizz on some weed, roll a joint, and give it to her

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


standin on the corner straight slanging nugs
awww poo poo here comes a motha fuckin goon

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

Have a 3way with her and your gf

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
It really sucks not having pot dude. Just start buying in bulk and stick your dick in her once a month.


e: You said your way old. Just tell her you can't get a boner.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
poo poo, a social situation

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Glad the hosed up attempted murderer retard continues to post about his worthless life in GBS and not E/N

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Just ask around at work if you work and live alone or ask at your moms work if you live with your mom for a new dealer

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
How do you only have one connect and a teenage one at that? Do you have no friends or something? That's just sad.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
how did you meet this underaged weed dealer that you've clearly had sex with

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:

Windows 98 posted:

No, she's definitely a 10/10. I'm in a relationship with someone that I love very much and have no desire to cheat on her. Also I'm way older.

Ok just for the record, has anyone here ever met a woman so physically attractive he would call her a 10/10, but then she also sells drugs and wants to gently caress you.

Lie. Just on the attractive part, drug dealers are never attractive.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
personally i like to hang outside of middle schools and ask 7th graders for their drug hookups, clearly this has proved fruitful for you in the past. good luck

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Acid Haze posted:

Ok just for the record, has anyone here ever met a woman so physically attractive he would call her a 10/10, but then she also sells drugs and wants to gently caress you.

Lie. Just on the attractive part, drug dealers are never attractive.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Find a new dealer off yikyak, good buddy. God bless.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Acid Haze posted:

Ok just for the record, has anyone here ever met a woman so physically attractive he would call her a 10/10, but then she also sells drugs and wants to gently caress you.

Lie. Just on the attractive part, drug dealers are never attractive.

No. I am not lying. The rest of her life and personality is a total poo poo show though. Her family is a mess and she lives with her grandpa. She is just one of those people who lives a train wreck white trash life. How she has managed to be this hot and not just dangle off some dudes paycheck by now I have no idea.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Windows 98 posted:

No. I am not lying. The rest of her life and personality is a total poo poo show though. Her family is a mess and she lives with her grandpa. She is just one of those people who lives a train wreck white trash life. How she has managed to be this hot and not just dangle off some dudes paycheck by now I have no idea.

where, do, you, live

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Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Windows 98 posted:

But I still want to buy weed off her. I don't want my hook up ruined. I don't know many other people selling weed and am too afraid to be the old guy asking teenagers he doesn't know for pot.

If ur athletic you can go to a park and play basketball and ask. Its a nice ice breaker I do this when I travel sometimes.

It helps if you're good cause no one wants to hook up the chump

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