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Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
thanks

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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im gay

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I think it was fashion he murdered not a person.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces


same

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
It was a decent operating system and several people went into fugue states when they realized it.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
no but i remember his poo poo tattoo and hopefully he has a poo poo year this year so he can get another.

sell your stomach area to goldenpalace.com w98

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Windows 98 is a good guy and got in a dumb small fight 1 time and it is much more fun to punk on him for dumber little things like his personal Zyborne Clock or being a pump jockey who works for tips

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

i'm not but I'll pay you :20bux: for a bj

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2562

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Nooner posted:

Windows 98 is a good guy and got in a dumb small fight 1 time and it is much more fun to punk on him for dumber little things like his personal Zyborne Clock or being a pump jockey who works for tips

What's a pump jockey? Is that like a gay fluffer?

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
In unamerica you don't pump your own gas, your gas pumps you

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Hobohemian posted:

What's a pump jockey? Is that like a gay fluffer?

https://youtu.be/r14rozZDzrM

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPfsr8BBdA8

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
I dunno

Windows 98 is a good poster and apparently sentient retired operating system

I used him in the 1990s but I didn't think he'd become a something awful poster :laffo:

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Windows 98 is a good guy and got in a dumb small fight 1 time and it is much more fun to punk on him for dumber little things like his personal Zyborne Clock or being a pump jockey who works for tips

yes, but, the fight involved a shovel which turns it from a retarded fight into sublime hilarity

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
how can you have a fight involving a shovel and it doesnt end w/ someone in the hospital/dead

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

That Robot posted:

Windows 98 is a good poster

no

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Robo Reagan posted:

how can you have a fight involving a shovel and it doesnt end w/ someone in the hospital/dead

try to visualize this skinny hipster with a "2014 sucked" tattoo swinging around a shovel, his face contorted with rage and panting and not bust out laughing

if you don't laugh your brain is just busted

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

actually he is

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Hogge Wild posted:

actually he is

nah

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
in before gas/ban to say that Windows 98 is a good poster a nice gentleman and a qtpie

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I don't get why people make call out threads because those are banned

if you want a ban at least post a goatse or something

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Hogge Wild posted:

I don't get why people make call out threads because those are banned

if you want a ban at least post a goatse or something

watch out boys fun patrol here to ruin everything

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Hogge Wild posted:

I don't get why people make call out threads because those are banned

if you want a ban at least post a goatse or something

MODS?! fuckin backseat modder over here go back to prehistoric GBS you bitch rear end nigga

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Hogge Wild posted:

I don't get why people make call out threads because those are banned

if you want a ban at least post a goatse or something

be the change you want to see in the worldforums

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Robo Reagan posted:

watch out boys fun patrol here to ruin everything

no, i'm not reporting this and i dont get why these kind of mild threads are so hated by mods. there's a difference between this thread and helldumping. it's just that the op is probably going to get banned for basically nothing

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
well your face looks like a butt

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Found video of win98's fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxvcMwrggcM

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

windows98 did nothing wrong

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
he needs to finish his loving game and then Lowtax needs to LP it

the circle will finally be complete and we can ascend

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
is lowtax even alive

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

98 windows of madness: story of the shitpost strangler, on A & E

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

W98 always seemed pretty cool. I don't know anything of his psychotic tendencies, but would be willing to hang out with him.

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693743&userid=87353#post440076943

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
mods knew

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Didn't he run over someone?

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

why does this video need to be 6 minutes long. It's either 6 minutes of stupid idiot build up or it's 6 minutes of people screaming and the chick being in the post-shovel state.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

SHISHKABOB posted:

why does this video need to be 6 minutes long. It's either 6 minutes of stupid idiot build up or it's 6 minutes of people screaming and the chick being in the post-shovel state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVCdGnLGXII

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook
IIRC Correctly W 98 is a p cool dude who let me play wow with him. He is a good and nice goon.

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
i dont care for this thread much

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