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I have some questions for the wet wipers here, would you say to go from front to back or from back to front with the wiping motion, what are the brands or techniques to avoid, and any general advice you have for people who havent used a lot of wet wiped before EDIT: Skeesix posted:D-D-D-D-D-D-D-drat a bay fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Sep 25, 2015 |
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Sep 24, 2015 22:49
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calm shells lol
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Sep 24, 2015 22:53
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insert completely into colon
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Sep 25, 2015 00:21
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brad pitt uses them to wipe his armpit b o in lieu of showering lifehack any goon can appreciate
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Sep 25, 2015 00:25
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i use kirkland brand (costco) i do the following: reaching down between my legs, i do 1 or 2 firm back-to-front rubs. this eliminates all the surface gunk i follow this up with a very cool move - i wrap my index finger thoroughly with a lil wipey and insert it halfway up my out-mouth, and do a clockwise circle-trace until it starts to hurt a lil bit. since it never hurts and only feels really good i never stop, im doin it right now, been doin it all week, im very hungry but i cant stop Simstim posted:brad pitt uses them to wipe his armpit b o in lieu of showering my nonna used to call this a puerto rican shower. now she doesn't call it anything, because she's dead. puerto ricans - 1, my lil italian grandma - 0
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Sep 25, 2015 00:35
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i just dip the roll of toilet paper into the poop water if my stools are too runny i sometimes flush. then, I wipe back to front standing up
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Sep 25, 2015 00:39
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lol just lol if u dont have wet wipes in the bathroom its a fuckin gamechanger
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Sep 25, 2015 00:46
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lol @ u poors w/out bidets
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Sep 25, 2015 00:49
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Those things are gross. Like a bunch of soggy drat Pringles.
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Sep 25, 2015 00:52
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Life hack: Braid wet wipes around your favorite screwdriver or a long drill bit
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Sep 25, 2015 00:54
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Counter clockwise rubbing motion Op. Followed by pushing it up your anus.
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Sep 25, 2015 01:13
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back to front is preferred at all times unless you're an uncoordinated retard who will smear poo poo everywhere in which case stand up and admit to yourself that you're an unlovable failure
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Sep 25, 2015 01:24
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tmi itt
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Sep 25, 2015 02:26
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Don't use anything that says "clorox"
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Sep 25, 2015 04:45
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D-D-D-D-D-D-D-drat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypu56k9fEAQ
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Sep 25, 2015 20:04
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Ape Fist posted:lol just lol if u dont have wet wipes in the bathroom its a fuckin gamechanger do you have a gross baby dribblebutt
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Sep 25, 2015 20:12
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Skeesix posted:D-D-D-D-D-D-D-drat
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Sep 25, 2015 20:20
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Gatekeeper posted:
Same
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Sep 26, 2015 04:23
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a bay posted:I have some questions for the wet wipers here, would you say to go from front to back or from back to front with the wiping motion, what are the brands or techniques to avoid, and any general advice you have for people who havent used a lot of wet wiped before this thread sucks & i dont like you
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Sep 26, 2015 04:24
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ppl actually do this? stop it http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/15/nyregion/the-wet-wipes-box-says-flush-but-the-new-york-city-sewer-system-says-dont.htmlquote:The city is not alone. Wet wipes, which do not disintegrate the way traditional toilet paper does, have plagued Hawaii and Alaska, Wisconsin and California. Sewer systems have been stuffed in Portland, Ore., and Portland, Me. Semantic debates have visited Charleston, W.Va., challenging the latitude of “flushability.” “I agree that they’re flushable,” said Tim Haapala, operations manager for the Charleston Sanitary Board. “A golf ball is flushable, but it’s not a good idea.”
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Sep 26, 2015 04:43
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Can we replace the melting arctic ice shelves with shitbergs?
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Sep 26, 2015 06:03
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Save money on wet wipes by getting hand wet and wiping butt with hand. All toiletry items are a scam (hand wash, face wash products, body wash, shampoo).
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Sep 26, 2015 06:12
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Please stop clogging my drains with your poo poo rags.
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Sep 26, 2015 06:21
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Tujague posted:Don't use anything that says "clorox" Never listen to anyone with a My Little Pony avatar. In fact, you should do the opposite of what they say. Lemony fresh + no bacteria = the cleanest butthole. Brought to you by Clorox.
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Sep 26, 2015 07:12
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company makes product for literal babies who cant wipe they're own rear end goons swear by them
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Sep 26, 2015 08:16
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cthulusnewzulubbq posted:company makes product for literal babies who cant wipe they're own rear end
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Sep 26, 2015 08:17
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I shower at least a couple times a week. The rest of the time I use noxious gassing agents like dollar store cologne. You earth hating fucks.
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Sep 26, 2015 08:41
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Ape Fist posted:lol just lol if u dont have wet wipes in the bathroom its a fuckin gamechanger Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:lol @ u poors w/out bidets Luxe bidet Neo 320, get on my level scrubs.
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Sep 26, 2015 09:09
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Kuato posted:Save money on wet wipes by getting hand wet and wiping butt with hand. All toiletry items are a scam (hand wash, face wash products, body wash, shampoo). those little plastic pellets commonly found in toothpaste and liquid handsoap have also become a major polluntant. something like a football fields worth of that stuff gets washed into waterways everyday.
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Wet wipes are good. I don't care if they clog the sewers. Nobody else does either. 
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